Sales of Microsoft’s new Surface tablet have been ‘modest,’ according to Monkey Boy Ballmer…
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Microsoft Surface Touch Cover splits within days, exposing wire; early users complain
Some early users of the Touch Cover of Microsoft’s Surface tablet…
Ballmer inexplicably calls Apple a ‘low-volume player’
Chief Executive Steve Ballmer is betting on one of Microsoft Corp.’s busiest years,,,
Cringely: Six years from now Microsoft’s Windows will be dead or free
The real issue here isn’t the software at all but the platform…
Ballmer on tablets: ‘I don’t think anyone has done a product that I see customers wanting’
Microsoft CEO Steven Ballmer trumpeted the company’s new Surface tablet…
The time is here for OS X to put a serious dent in Windows
With the Mac having around 13% of the computer market share in the U.S. and Microsoft making one boo-boo after another…
Ballmer: We’re going to make more Microsoft-branded hardware
Microsoft’s chief boss has confirmed he plans to release more devices…
Gizmodo reviews Microsoft Surface RT: Do not buy; inferior to Apple’s iPad; the worst of both worlds
Microsoft’s Surface RT is not worth your paycheck…
Microsoft’s Windows 8 release a non-event for most companies, some of which may never adopt it
There was once a time when the launch of a new Windows operating system…
Analyst: Microsoft’s Surface RT tablet priced too high, could be the next Zune
Surface’s high pricing could prove to be a fatal mistake and relegate it to be a niche…
Beleaguered Nokia posts loss; says holiday quarter will be challenging
Nokia reported smaller-than-expected losses for the third quarter on Thursday…
Microsoft’s Ballmer sees company mimicking Apple business model more often in future
Microsoft Corp Chief Executive Steve Ballmer has signaled a new direction…
Microsoft to open ‘pop-up’ stores for Surface tablets Oct. 26, battle Apple at 29 locations
Microsoft will go toe-to-toe with Apple…
Intel CEO Ottellini says Microsoft releasing buggy Windows 8 before it’s fully ready, sources say
Intel Corp. Chief Executive Officer Paul Otellini told employees in Taiwan…
Ballmer: ‘Windows 8 is going to do great; It’s a fantastic product’
This fall, Microsoft is embarking on one of its biggest series of launches ever…
Microsoft’s Nokia to hold NYC press conference on Sept. 5 – just in time to be obliterated by Apple
In partnership with Microsoft, Nokia will host a press conference…
Microsoft reports first quarterly loss since going public in 1986
Microsoft Corp reported its first quarterly loss as a public company…
Ballmer: Uh, yeah, ‘Surface is just a design point,’ you know
After proclaiming in his keynote address at the 2012 Microsoft Worldwide Partner Conference…
Microsoft’s Buffoon, er… Ballmer throws down gauntlet against Apple
Declaring that Microsoft and its partners had in the past…
Microsoft’s $6.2 billion stumble starts crucial financial year
An ugly first week for Microsoft Corp’s new financial year…
How Apple pushed Microsoft to create its ‘Surface’ tablets
Appel basically forced Microsoft to concoct their Blurry Ass Tablet™ efforts…
Jason Schwarz: Top 10 reasons why Microsoft’s Surface is DOA
The only explanation for Ballmer still being the CEO of Microsoft is that he must have photos on Bill Gates…
Devastating video shows Microsoft’s Surface event aping Steve Jobs’ iPad unveiling (with video)
“On Monday, Microsoft held a secret press event in Los Angeles where it announced…
Microsoft previews own ‘Surface’ tablet
Microsoft Corp unveiled a tablet called Surface on Monday…
Microsoft’s tablet needs to dazzle (link to live video coverage)
Microsoft’s long-promised tablet is finally (almost) here…
Dvorak: Windows 8 an unmitigated disaster; unusable and annoying; it makes your teeth itch
The potential for this OS to be an unrecoverable disaster for Microsoft…
Orangutans at Miami zoo use Apple iPads to communicate
The 8-year-old twins love their iPad. They draw, play games and expand their vocabulary…
My years at Microsoft: Frustration, disappointment and apathy
I first used Windows on a TULIP portable computer, some twenty years ago.
Microsoft needs Apple’s support if they want Windows 8 tablets to have a chance
One thing that could put many consumers off Windows 8 slates…
Ballmer: ‘We’ve got to beat’ Apple anyway, so let’s build retail stores right next to them
If you thought that Microsoft was simply out to copy Apple’s popular retail experiment…
Microsoft walks back Ballmer’s Windows 8 comments
Microsoft yesterday backed away from comments made by CEO Steve Ballmer…