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    1. Yeah boss yeah. See you got that c*cks*cker thing in there you love so much. I know how much you like to s*ck on mine. Heh heh., hee hee..

      Since I’m just learning from you and taking your lead being your evil and diminutive assistant I have put together “The Mac Posting Rule List” – see if I have this straight:

      * Scan for any MDN headline about Apple or Tim Cook, then pounce to post my troll nonsense.

      * Always endeavor to be first and the noisiest on page one, never contribute on page two (no one goes there).

      * Hate on Tim Cook in the most infantile acidic & nasty manner, going full ad hominem like a bloodthirsty maniac..

      * Roast, post and then run like an MF’er from the scene being the coward I am.

      * Call other posters gay and c*cks*cking if they in any way support Tim Cook even though it makes no sense.

      * Be sure to mention c*cks*cking (our side hobby) somewhere in my text regardless. A sure-fire crowd pleaser, well for us anyway – heheheheh.

      * Base all my statements on BS, not fact.

      * NEVER present evidence of facts! (We don’t have anyway anyway so not a problem).

      * Make sure at all times I sound brain dead and as much like a 10 tear old as possible – NEVER sound reasoned, logical or remotely adult. Being nice just isn’t in our dullard troll makeup.

      * Have no solutions for my half-wit perceptions of problems with Tim Cook or Apple with me being a classic dunce and unable to make real contributions other than as a pejorative annoying pest.

      * Be as repetitious as possible, saying as many hating dumb things as I can think of.

      * Attack grammar and spelling from critical others as a way to deflect from the BS we regularly regurgitate.

      * Never post on a headline with politics, only with Apple’s and TC’s CEO ability questioned.

      * Alienate everyone on this site with my shrill, offensive & hysterical comments. (God forbid we should try and get them to see our side of things!)

      Have I got that right boss? The Mac MDN formula that is? I get we should repeat it over & over and pleasure ourselves simultaneously with glee. No worries boss, I’ll be standing by to support everything you say in the future. You’ll no longer be standing all alone like you have for the loooongest time. Meanwhile, keep c*cks*cking…

      1. Thas right boss, 10 tears old. I learns all my spellins and grammars from you boss. You done taught me all I’s knows. Yous the only moron here boss, I mean the smartest pervart heeyah. The way you uses your words so smart like talkin’ about c*cks*ckin which you is so expert with. I know that up close and personal eh boss? heh heh heh.

        There’s no one else here that can compete with yous outright lies, I mean, the truths you tell about nasty ‘ol Tim Cook. lazy, eencompotent, rotten, so gay he can’t see straight, stuff like that. Really gud stuff hard for the rest of these fools to come back atcha as they stands with theys mouths open at such entelijint talk. I notices though the smart guys here just don’t tawlk like you does, but I knows you just pretend to post like yous special stupid. I get its, no worries. I’s here to help and support you boss. Us brilyant folks got to stand togethah! OK, time for you pray again real gud boss…

        1. I knows boss, that’s your plan right boss? To synk MDN to new lows? And day ain’t no one bettah than you to do’s it.

          Love your sekret identitees Master Mac, you have so many. Like 👹, The Devil Man!! Though you spose you foolin anybody? Well it’s our secret, ain’t that right boss? Shhh…. mum’s de woid. you to clever for dese numbskulls here.

          1. Hey I’M the gayest, c*cks*ckingest, moronic lowlife total douchebag on MDN and don’t you all forget it! Here’s proof:

            Tim Cook is gay-infested and spends all his time with gay men in his office at Apple and is:

            * Lazy – oh so lazy – lazy, laconic and pre-occupied with gay sex
            * Incompetent – more than me and that’s a lot!
            * All you apologists who support Cook no matter what he does/doesn’t do are gay b*ttf*ckers like me!

            How much more evidence do you need than my big f*cking mouth with mini-Mac’s c*ck in it?! Now do I have you finally all convinced??? But just to make sure I’ll post this same mindless trash another thousand times. Mommy and Daddy done raised me well in hell.

            “Proud to be a huge part of moronity!”

          2. Hee hee, I see what you did there Master Mac boss playin someone else here as you do all the time. But how come the name ain’t in blue like it normally is? Oh das rite, you don’t have a Werdpress account because that would stop all yous sekret identitees all over this here site. You wouldn’t want to give up that clevarness to be special stewpid no one else here see’s happenin. You so sneeky boss.

            Oh and I think yous the “gayest, c*cks*ckingest, moronic lowlife total douchebag on MDN” two since you prove it time and time again. Congrats boss.

        2. Don’t be so modest Master Mac in yer secret Tim Cook Sucks identitee, you know you suck the best. I can attest you suck bedder than anyone else on this site!! Even bedder dan Tim Cook. You are a Master C*ck S*cker!

          You have a good night and rest easy knowins I is here to support and help your cawse against nasty ‘ol Tim Cook and that lazy Apple! I will do my best to make you look gud! I knows, near imposibill, but I will tries.

    2. By the same logic if that were true, Apple would never be spending the considerable amounts of money it is In research during his tenure, into the technology (as demonstrated by the patents). Because one thing you know about Cook is that he loves to make as much money out of as little expenditure as he can, it’s in his DNA. He’s never lost those production guy priorities that SJ loved so much and got him the top gig in the first place. One thing he ain’t is frivolous with the company’s cash.

      1. All that money and Cook has no idea what to do with it.

        Cook extends product cycles well past historic schedules and then is completely unable to deliver them in stores as promised.

        Meanwhile, Cook funnels hundreds of millions of dollars into compensation for himself and his underperforming executives. He seems to be blowing a lot of cash and not getting product improvements done.

        If Apple was still an innovation monster, it would have new product ready to impress customers instead of telling them to wait and take a number.

  1. VR sounds already like a passing fad. Personally I’m waiting for a BRAINSTORM lite headset that plays back other people’s experiences as firsthand sensory experiences AKA the end of civilization as we know it. But if Apple does this old style version VR (chances are it’ll just make many people motion sick so more BR – barf & retching) it will probably blow everything else out of the water.

  2. VR could be great, but it will require very cool glasses and sound system. The glasses must be wireless, and the traditional high price tag, we have all come to know and lie to ourselves as to why such a high price is the right price, will do nothing to move them into every home. hm? Where was I? oh yeah!

    VR could be great.

  3. Sheesh, another one of these Fluent polls regarding technology that doesn’t exist. How is a person supposed to answer this question when they have nothing to go on except rumor mongering and some Apple patents? 😛

    2017 will shake out the crud VR sets from the quality. I suspect Apple may try a toe in the water at that point. But the big fat problem with VR is what to do with it. Game demos I’ve seen have been CRAP. But then there’s the problem of why bothering to write a killer game for VR when the tech remains just a tiny niche for bleeding edgers?

  4. Tim Cook will wait years to intro this. Just like social media app. Tim Cook and the fat, happy lazy and arrogant executives (eddy cue) are letting the world pass by this great company. Apple has suddenly become a reactive follower that always takes a year or to correct mistakes, short comings or competition. Apple will be judge very less relevant after the IPhone 7 the Apple Watch 2 and the Mac Pro update. Who waits 4 years to update laptops? And keeping a Phone (3/4 of profit) the same for 3 years. Apples clearly taking advantage of its loyal base. Keep old tech in laptops must boost margins and no R&D on the phone must look good on the spread sheet for 90 days but is killing the reputation. Google will pass Apple on mkt cap. Then. Amazon. Then Facebook. No video steaming option is insane and telling. Apple was the first company to rent a steaming movie. Apple was the first company with AI on the phone. SIRI. Now Google 2 years later Amazon have better offerings. Sad year for Apple. Arrogant rich and lazy managers

    1. WiFi in its current state ain’t going to cut it. To do VR right with seamless performance, you’ll need wires.

      Apple’s VR could be based on Thunderbolt 3. Of course, if past history is any guide, Apple will throw a proprietary connector on so you have to shell out another $50 for a crappy adapter. Also part of Apple’s not-so-environmentally friendly plan: with a few exceptions, Apple is designing its hardware so no one can upgrade it anymore. So if you want a new feature like VR, Apple will force you to buy a new Mac. Poor treatment of loyal Mac users if you ask me. Hackintosh here we come.

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