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Ballmer’s poisonous employee-ranking system helps explain beleaguered Microsoft’s decline
There were many reasons for the decline of Microsoft under Steve Ballmer…
Microsoft seeks to reassure workers by telling them that Ballmer’s reorg plan will go ahead
Microsoft Corp. is telling employees that a reorganization plan…
The rise and fall of Windows Mobile, under outgoing CEO Steve Ballmer
For several years, before Apple introduced an iPhone…
Steve Ballmer’s exit not planned or as smooth as portrayed by Microsoft
According to sources close to the situation…
If Steve Ballmer ran Apple
Imagine Steve Ballmer was right now the CEO of Apple…
Under sales guy Ballmer, Microsoft’s stock has been a dud
When Steve Ballmer took over as CEO in January 2000…
A Tale of Two Steves: Apple’s Jobs vs. Microsoft’s Ballmer
Steve Ballmer proved to be the anti-Steve Jobs…
Steve Ballmer, Microsoft’s $16 billion albatross
It’s hard not to feel a little bit bad for Steve Ballmer today…
Microsoft stock surges on Ballmer retirement news
Stock futures have moved into positive territory just ahead…
Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer to retire within 12 months as BoD initiates succession process
Well, it’s finally happened…
Turns out, nobody wants to touch Windows 8 (and Microsoft is screwed)
Windows 8’s flaws have resulted in the worst of all worlds…
Microsoft CEO Steve Balmer admits ‘iPad killer’ Surface RT tablet a huge mistake
Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer has finally admitted the obvious…
The irrelevance of beleaguered Microsoft
Beleaguered Microsoft’s share of connected devices has collapsed…
Microsoft drove the bus off the cliff, now it tries to speed up
This is what happens when you don’t accept reality…
Beleaguered Microsoft shares hit by biggest sell-off in 13 years; $36 billion chopped off company value
Microsoft Corp shares fell more than 12 percent on Friday…
Weak Windows PC market catches up to Microsoft
The personal computer business has been in the worst downturn since the industry’s inception…
Microsoft earnings, sales badly miss expectations; $900 million inventory writedown on Surface tablet flop
Microsoft’s fourth quarter earnings and sales missed expectations by a wide margin…
Beleaguered Nokia reports lower-than-expected revenue, Needham downgrades
Shares of Nokia (NOK) are down following a Q2 report this morning…
Microsoft and Nokia can’t hide from the very, very ugly truth: Windows Phone is failing miserably
Neither Microsoft nor Nokia can hide from the very, very ugly truth…
Nielsen: Microsoft pays the most to market its products
Microsoft has not been shy in the past to spend its money on advertising…
Jean-Louis Gassée: Enormous differences between Apple’s 1997 and Microsoft’s 2013 reorganizations
There are enormous differences between the scorched-earth reorganization of Apple in 1997…
Microsoft Steve Ballmer’s latest labyrinthine reorg doomed by contradictions
Microsoft unveiled a long-awaited new strategy…
Ballmer tightens death grip on Microsoft with major revamp
Microsoft Corp’s sweeping re-organization on Thursday creates…
Steve Ballmer’s Jobsian ‘vision’ is for Microsoft to work like Apple
Steve Ballmer wants Microsoft to work more like Apple…
Microsoft slashes price of its moribund Surface RT tablet
Microsoft is slashing the price of its anemic-selling Surface RT tablet…
Steve Ballmer’s reorganization email: ‘One Strategy, One Microsoft’ or something
The following gem is Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer’s email to employees…
Microsoft tries to revive floundering Windows by returning ‘start’ button in 8.1 update
Microsoft on Wednesday launched its latest effort to reverse…
Steve Ballmer to unveil S.S. Microsoft’s new arrangement of deck chairs by July 1
According to sources close to the situation, Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer…
Former Xbox manager: To save Microsoft, Ballmer and thousands of others must go
When Jennie Locati heard that Microsoft is looking to restructure the company, yet again…
Microsoft brings back ‘start’ button in attempt to reverse declining Windows sales
Microsoft Corp is bringing back the Windows ‘start’ button…
Xbox One might not be the game changer Microsoft claims
Microsoft’s Xbox One is ugly at best, with limited functionality that will prevent most consumers…
Windows 8ista: Microsoft admits failure
One of the most prominent admissions of failure since Coca-Cola’s New Coke fiasco…
Microsoft cautiously preps 2nd-generation of Surface tablet flops with smaller displays
Microsoft is expected to announce second-generation Surface tablets…
How Tim Cook is like Steve Ballmer
It’s worth pointing out that Apple is not the only big tech company…
Stick a fork in Microsoft’s Windows, it’s done
Calling the latest operating system a ‘failure’ and Microsoft’s leaders ‘idiots’…
Microsoft’s stock takes beating after putrid Windows PC shipment reports
Microsoft’s stock took a beating in trading today…
Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer deserves the Ron Johnson treatment
Microsoft’s CEO, Steve Ballmer, has had more than enough time…
Scroogled: Microsoft blasts Google over ‘nefarious’ uses of Android users’ personal information
Google has evolved from an endearing Internet startup to an imposing giant that vacuums intimate details about people’s lives…
The real reason Microsoft’s Windows Phone is failing
It’s no secret: Windows Phone sales stink…
Windows RT tablet prices drop, pointing to failure of Windows RT
Prices of Windows RT devices have started falling…
Why Microsoft’s Windows 8 is an even bigger flop than Windows Vista
Windows 8 is doing significantly worse than Microsoft’s biggest failure, Windows Vista…