With two major cave-ins in the past few weeks, Microsoft is screaming at the top of its lungs about how irrelevant it is…
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Microsoft CEO Nadella to unveil latest stab at tablets with updates to moribund Surface product
Nadella risks hitting a rough patch next week when he unveils the latest models of the tepidly received Surface tablet.
Monkey Boy Ballmer’s math on Apple innovation doesn’t add up
Steve Ballmer said that most tech companies…
Bill Gates dumps Microsoft stock; Steve Ballmer now owns more MSFT shares than Gates
At current rate of sales, Gates will have no direct ownership of Microsoft shares in four years…
Losses mount for beleaguered Microsoft’s moribund Surface tablet
Economies of scale continued to elude Microsoft’s Surface line…
iPad generation shuns Microsoft Office; one of Microsoft’s biggest squandered opportunities
It may be one of Microsoft Corp’s biggest squandered opportunities…
Microsoft’s game of thrones: How Ballmer and Gates finally lost favor
Nadella, who succeeded Ballmer one month ago, took a step this week…
The day Ballmer went too far: Screaming ultimatum to BoD last July, either buy Nokia or I’m gone!
As Satya Nadella puts his stamp on Microsoft Corp., he’s coming to grips…
Ballmer wishes for 10 year do-over, says Microsoft missed the mobile market
Microsoft Corp largely missed the mobile market in the last decade…
Microsoft names Satya Nadella as CEO; Ballmer’s and Nadella’s letters to employees
Microsoft Corp. today announced that its Board of Directors has appointed Satya Nadella…
Bill Gates expected to take bigger products role at Microsoft
Even as Bill Gates weighs giving up his title of chairman of Microsoft Corp…
New Microsoft CEO faces challenges, to say the least
As Microsoft Corp prepares to unveil insider Satya Nadella as its new chief executive,…
Satya Nadella? Seriously, Microsoft?
When Steve Ballmer announced that he would be stepping down as Microsoft…
Microsoft said to be preparing to name Satya Nadella CEO
Microsoft Corp.’s board is preparing to make Satya Nadella…
Microsoft’s beleaguered Nokia sees smartphone sales, profits plunge in Q4
Windows Phone Lumia smartphones failed to draw business away from larger competitors like Apple…
Presence of Gates, Ballmer on Microsoft’s board repelling potential CEO candidates
Ford CEO Alan Mulally flirted with Microsoft for longer than previously known…
Microsoft close to naming CEO
Microsoft Corp. is closer to naming a new chief executive…
Ford CEO Mulally says not leaving for Microsoft
Ford CEO Alan Mulally says he will not leave the automaker for Microsoft…
Microsoft needs to give up trying to target Apple’s iPad
Instead of making head-to-head commercials against Apple, Microsoft…
Former Apple exec: Has Microsoft gone nuts?
Of all of the dramas currently unfolding in the tech world right now…
So much for Microsoft, Qualcomm names Mollenkopf as incoming CEO
Qualcomm Inc named its chief operating officer, Steve Mollenkopf…
Qualcomm COO Mollenkopf added to Microsoft CEO candidate list, sources say
Microsoft Corp.’s board is considering Qualcomm Inc. Chief Operating Officer Steve Mollenkopf…
Ford’s Alan Mulally not looking likely as Microsoft CEO
Also on Microsoft’s final candidate list are Stephen Elop…
Microsoft develops ‘smart bra’ to prevent women from eating too much
Microsoft is researching bringing artificial intelligence to braziers…
Microsoft looks ready to kill off Windows RT
Do not risk your hard-earned money on Microsoft’s dead end products…
Microsoft CEO candidate Elop said to mull focus company on Office, not Windows
Stephen Elop, a candidate to replace Steve Ballmer as Microsoft CEO…
Microsoft said to include Kevin Turner on internal list for CEO
Microsoft Corp.’s board placed Chief Operating Officer Kevin Turner…
Microsoft narrows CEO shortlist; Elop, Mulally make the cut
Microsoft Corp has narrowed its list of external candidates…
Apple slams shut Microsoft’s window of opportunity for Office on iPad
Apple’s decision to give away its own software for writing documents…
The fear is palpable as Microsoft exec blasts Apple iPad and free software
A Microsoft exec blasted rival Apple Inc. on Wednesday…
Beleaguered Microsoft pulls Windows RT 8.1 update; crashes Surface tablets
Microsoft has pulled a Windows update from its website…
Microsoft took a big risk with Windows 8 and it’s backfiring
The widespread backlash to Windows 8, combined with Microsoft’s decision to…
Squirmfest: Video of Ballmer’s tearful farewell to Microsoft
Outgoing Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer has always been…
Ballmer bids tearful farewell to Microsoft employees, promises it will ‘deliver the next big thing’
Microsoft’s Steve Ballmer bid farewell to employees…
Ford’s Alan Mulally to become Microsoft’s next CEO?
Ford CEO Alan Mulally has vaulted to the forefront of the candidates…
Desperate Microsoft wants to pay you at least $200 to trade in your iPad for a Surface tablet
After recruiting Siri to bad-mouth the iPad, beleaguered Microsoft
Microsoft employees recognize beleaguered company has lost its way
Since mid-July, three interlocking events…
Can beleaguered Microsoft really go head-to-head with Apple?
No.
Rob Enderle: ‘I may be delusional’
I view Steve’s early retirement as one of my own greatest failures…
British Bookmaker Ladbrokes takes bets on Microsoft’s next CEO
While much of the tech world has spent the last week handicapping…
Ballmer’s poisonous employee-ranking system helps explain beleaguered Microsoft’s decline
There were many reasons for the decline of Microsoft under Steve Ballmer…
Microsoft seeks to reassure workers by telling them that Ballmer’s reorg plan will go ahead
Microsoft Corp. is telling employees that a reorganization plan…