Apple’s so-called TV ‘strategy’ continues to be an embarrassing joke

“Last year, I wrote that Apple’s TV strategy was an aimless disaster and that company executives, at a fundamental level, appeared to have no concept as to what makes for a compelling TV viewing experience,” Yoni Heisler writes for BGR. “Many months later, the sad reality is that Apple’s TV strategy remains a disorganized and embarrassing mess, with little evidence that change is on the horizon.”

“What’s particularly damning is that Apple doesn’t even seem to understand how viewers consume TV in today’s streaming-centric landscape,” Heisler writes. “Unfortunately, the examples of Apple’s incompetence in the TV space are not in short supply. First off, let’s start with Planet of the Apps.”

MacDailyNews Take: Uh, let’s not. What a derivative, amateurish mess!

“It’s not a good look when a retail-oriented company like Amazon can swoop in and deliver easily accessible and award-winning content while Apple can only muster up a show that was universally panned,” Heisler writes. “The good news is that change may be coming soon… Apple recently hired Jamie Erlicht and Zack Van Amburg, two seasoned TV executives who actually know what they’re doing…”

Read more in the full article here.

Eddy Cue
Eddy Cue
MacDailyNews Take: Eddy Cue. Can’t get the deals done. Can’t recognize blatantly bad TV from the pilot, much less at the pitch stage. Puts TV content into “Apple Music.” Needs Tim Cook to hire people who can actually do his job (first Jimmy Iovine, now Erlicht and Van Amburg). Inexplicably continues to get paid tens of millions per year. Boy, the photos Cue possesses must be doozies!

Apple’s so-called TV ‘strategy’ continues to be an embarrassing joke because it’s run by an embarrassing joke.

It’s quite possible that without Steve Jobs’ help, Eddy Cue couldn’t get ink in a stationery store.MacDailyNews, November 5, 2015

We’re embarrassed for Apple, but, don’t forget what Tim Cook told us last fall, “And now, with the TV app, there’s really no reason to watch TV anywhere else.”

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No, seriou… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Thanks for the laugh, Tim! — MacDailyNews, February 16, 2017

One more time: Which Apple VP is in charge of Apple TV among other chronically glitch-prone services that are uniformly saddled with Microsoftian UIs?

Therein Apple’s problem lies.

A jovial, fun-loving nature wrapped in unbuttoned shirts is no substitute for execution, quality, taste, and signed contracts, Tim.

Beloved by all, yet failing the company. It’s a conundrum that needs to be solved.MacDailyNews, November 3, 2016

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Apple vowed to revolutionize television; currently prepping an unremarkable 4K Apple TV instead – February 16, 2017
Apple TV: Still not ready for prime time – February 15, 2017
Apple hires Amazon’s Fire TV head to run Apple TV business – February 8, 2017
Apple’s new TV app shows just how painfully behind Apple is – December 14, 2016
Are you ready for 4K TV? Apple TV isn’t. – November 28, 2016
Apple has no idea what they’re doing in the TV space, and it’s embarrassing – November 3, 2016
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Apple’s Eddy Cue: Nope, we don’t want to be Netflix – October 20, 2016
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Apple’s Eddy Cue: Nope, we don’t want to be Netflix – October 20, 2016
Apple’s Eddy Cue alienated cable providers and networks with an assertive negotiating style – report – July 28, 2016
Here comes á la carte programming – without Apple – July 13, 2016
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52 Comments

  1. The best thing about this year’s WWDC was that there was no Eddy Cue on stage. I’m surprised that a company that would fire Scott Forrestal would keep Eddy hanging around. He doesn’t have much show for his past 10 years at Apple.

    1. Well, he did manage to act like a high school kid and piss off Rihanna fans during the basketball playoffs, so you can imagine why a guy like that doesn’t have all that much time to be thinking about corporate issues.

      1. the really astonishing thing to me about the incident is that Cue is head of Apple Music and Apple has been spending great effort and millions to court people like Rihanna and her fans.

        Apple Music actually has a special profile page on Rihanna!

        (Imagine the Marketing guy from a distributor trying to sell Wonder Woman merchandise yelling at Gal Gadot in a very public venue … )

    2. Why are you surprised.
      Scott was competent and could do his job and was ambitious.
      In other words a threat to Tim, Eddy is non of those things.
      The Dilbert principle at its finest.

      1. Agreed.

        I would add Scott threatened Jony Ive probably the most and got into a redesign war over FLAT iOS7 and Skeuomorphism LITE, continuing and refining Steve’s vision.

        And Jony won …

    1. What happened to the idea that Steve Jobs had that prompted him to claim he “cracked” it? Maybe it’s time Apple reveals the idea if they’ve been following it, otherwise what the heck have they been doing not following Steve’s plan.

      With each new AppleTV news I’m getting the impression Steve’s idea was like something you would ‘realize’ in a dream, wake up to write it down, go back to sleep and when getting up in the morning to read it, realize the idea was garbage.

  2. Part of me wonders how much better off Apple with be with Scott still around…

    Yes, I know from what I’ve read that he could be a jerk but at least he seemed to work in the same way that Steve Jobs worked…

    Maybe Apple would have been better off with him?

    1. Scott’s position at Apple was entirely different to Cues’ and you are completely off topic. And yess, I do wonder how you cross the street.

      1. don’t want a fight with anybody but I think he was talking about Forstall’s involvement in UI etc.

        the Apple TV OS and UI and Remote are pretty bad (besides the lack of content. )

        also Scott seemed to have stood up to people including Ive which nobody today seems to want to today without Jobs. (Jobs rejected Ive’s ideas on occasion including the initial iPhone designs).

        I don’t have insider info to the rumours about Scott Forstall’s ‘friction’ with other staff so can’t comment on that.

        btw: The Mac seems to be getting better as Ive (who wasn’t at the Mac Pro meeting earlier in the year ) seems to be hands off…

        I do think though that Federighi if given a free hand is pretty OK. I think the Apple TV is under Cue’s control though and both Federighi and Cue apparently have the same rank , both SVP.

  3. I have a very good Apple TV strategy. Get a roku.
    Apple TV hardware is incredible, but the software is so windows, I mean, like windows, a thing you used to do in one step before, with every new version they add a new additional step to the same process.

    Apple, bring back Scott!!!!!

  4. What I want is this:
    Log in on an Apple TV, Mac or iOS device and be presented with a build a bundle menu.
    Pick x number of channels for x Dollars. No pre-arranged bundles.
    Once you subscribe to your custom bundle it is now available on all Apple devices.
    You get billed on iTunes and there is no contract.

    Sporting events are optionally available on a pay per view basis. I should not have to buy ESPN to watch Michigan vs Ohio State and a handful of other games.

    That should not be so fucking hard, except a cartel of companies that own almost all channels want you to subsidize all or none of their shit sandwich.

    1. All good points,and hell yes I want this too, but this would literally explode the TV industry (which is a good thing) I feel that maybe the only one capable of pulling this off is no longer with us.

    2. What your describing is what many people want. However, this method would cost much more to consumers. In theory it’s sounds nice, until the first bill comes. Because they might eventually be forced to give you this, but you can be damn sure they will make you pay out your asses for it.

  5. Indeed.. one of the most embarrassing project at Apple… in every way one looks at it.. from hardware: no 4k, most un-ergonomic remote( except for the touch pad) to inconsistent, fragmented UI of Apps: every app is in its own ui universe.. no consitancy and confusing and inefficient, no centralization , no centralized organization of favorites.. no alerts/notifications for favored new content! the list of stupid and poorly thought out UI goes on and on…. and to top them all off the karaoke and app planet BS….

    Tim.. please remind us again… why does Eddy Cue still have a job there ? Most Everything he touches turns into a convoluted stupid mess… wasn’t iTunes enough evidance .. now Apple TV and promoting movies and tv shows through Apple Music (lol ) with another half ass UI implementation…. etc…

    I have said this years ago…. A chain is as stong as its weakest link… and imo Eddy is one of the weakest links …

      1. When you think of Apple manufacturing 100 iPhones per second, and the logistics and supply chain involved, then you’ll know why Tim is there. He didn’t make the products, but he made the product that makes the products. Eddy on the other hand…?

  6. I had thought AppleTV was stuck in limbo due to the networks not being able to cut deals with Apple. I can’t be bothered. I’ve been using my Roku 3 lately to watch Viki and Dramafever and whatever videos offered on Amazon Prime Video. I have a nice digital roof antenna that pulls in all the NYC metro-area stations crystal-clear. I spend plenty of time watching Youtube documentaries, science channels and such.

    I don’t think Apple has a chance of cutting any decent deals with the content providers, so a Roku or an inexpensive Android streaming box is good enough to get all the content anyone would need.

  7. Eddie looks to be the victim of too much rich lazy living and 5 martini lunches. They would do well to do to him what Office Spaces did to Milton and keep him in the basement with his red stapler and well stocked liquor bar. At this point he’s just a drunken embarrassment with little to show for his effarts for Apple. They keep him like an errant relative who has no place else to go. Time to cull the useless office herd and make way for people who can actually get things done.

  8. The comments about Cue’s performance have been largely negative over the years. I can’t remember a post where readers were saying things like, “Give Eddie a chance. The guy is good. He’s a negotiating genius, etc.”

    Someone at Apple, I guess Tim Cook, needs to bite the bullet and give Eddie a gentle push out the door. Apple needs someone with a vision and ability to close deals. With all of Apple’s money, influence and technology you would think some savvy guy or gal could accomplish whatever they put their mind to when it came to TV.

    Does Eddie ever give a lecture where he lays out his vision for Apple’s role in the media? Does he have an overriding philosophy guiding him, or is he tactically-oriented focused more on how “his” basketball team is doing? He does seem pleasant enough but not someone you would take seriously in a meeting. In fact, he seems a little goofy to me.

    Perhaps Cook needs to modify his management team?

  9. Who Cares about Eddie. where is the 4K version of the ATV. the rest of strategy might form if they actually released an ATV that completed with everything else.

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