Apple Computer and the rock band U2 are rumored have inked a deal to sell customized iPods. It’s believed that the announcement will happen at an event Oct. 26 in San Jose, Calif. Appearing at the event will be Apple CEO Steve Jobs and U2’s Bono and the Edge.
One the eve of the rumored announcement, we thought we could have some fun in the form of a photo captioning contest. So what if it’s one of those contests where nobody wins a “real” prize? Who cares! It’s fun anyway. Below is a photo of U2’s Bono (left) and Real’s CEO Rob Glaser (right) – have at it!
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“Lost another one to iTunes! aaaaagh!”
It was real.
Glaser: “Damn, Bono said no to our Real promotion! I guess we’ll have to go to our second choice, and my personal favorite, Kenny Loggins!”
Bono: Hey can you dance for me again monkey boy? Oops thought you was him.
Bono: I should have recognized you after seeing your movie, Mr. Moore.
BTW, I AM cool – you kids these days suck.
SB
Bono: “Hey Glaser, I want to rip off your head and shit down your neck”
Glaser: “We will be bigger than Apple with our format”
Bono: “I like to shove my guitar up your ass”
Glaser: “So it’s a deal then?”
“Lose the tie, the suit, shave your head, go for a jog, and get an idea. Get Real! – and then maybe we’ll talk.”
“Wadda ya mean we have to share with Westlife ???”.
No, you fat fook! I am not the guy from Bend it Like Beckham
Bono: “You’re saying it’s how large”?
Bono to Rob as he sticks his tongue out at him and says, “iTunes is better than real!” “Try not to rip off anyone else Rob, that’s a good chap.”
You’re even more fucking ugly in person. Can I say that on the web without getting fined…again.
Uhh… Have you seen my briefcase??
“Bono gives the universal tongue signal of a huge chunk of donut on the right side of face”
-paul
” What do you mean,’Why didn’t I bring Cher? “
” What do you mean,’Why didn’t I bring Cher? “
“Rob, I’ve had a wonderful evening, and this wasn’t it.”
“What does spank my monkey mean, Rob?”
Hmmm, now once more, why do I want to distribute my music with your service at 49� per song?
Rob:Hey,why didn’t you sign a deal with us?
Bono:Excuse me.I have ipods to endorse.
Rob:Little bisnotch!
Bono:What’s my name?
Rob:Bono!
Bono:CHECK.
yankees suck
When is the Barry Manilow iPod coming out?
BONO
I like you betty…
GLASER
It’s Rob sir..
BONO
Bob…
Do you do drugs Bob?
GLASER
Crack sir… usually three or four times a day.
BONO
That’s a problem…
mumbling
GLASER
I know… I know
BONO
The Zen philosopher Basha once wrote that a flute with no holes is not a flute, and a doughnut with no holes is a Danish.
—–alternately—–
BONO
Oh Glaser, look at the wax build up on these shoes I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed wih a fine chamois, and I want them now! Chop chop!
Excuse, me… but do you have any Grey Poupon?
“We glazed right over your Real crappy software.”