Apple Computer and the rock band U2 are rumored have inked a deal to sell customized iPods. It’s believed that the announcement will happen at an event Oct. 26 in San Jose, Calif. Appearing at the event will be Apple CEO Steve Jobs and U2’s Bono and the Edge.
One the eve of the rumored announcement, we thought we could have some fun in the form of a photo captioning contest. So what if it’s one of those contests where nobody wins a “real” prize? Who cares! It’s fun anyway. Below is a photo of U2’s Bono (left) and Real’s CEO Rob Glaser (right) – have at it!
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“Whoa… you really DO have a double-chin! How can you even breathe with that shirt so tight?”
Bono chastises Rob Glaser, “it would have been nice of you to leave some doughnuts ‘for the rest of us!'”
“I’d like your glasses, Rob, if I was a 74-year-old librarian from Peoria.”
Rob wonders if Bono’s sunglasses have x ray vision and worries if Bono can see his bra that is holding in his man boobs. Meanwhile Bono thinks “this guy smells like pork rinds”
Who can eat more, you or Ballmer?
“How the hell does that button not pop off your shirt like a bullet?!”
“No, you most certainly may not eat me, Rob!”
“Nice suit. Next time you should get one in your size. Damn, that tie’s gotta hurt!”
“The reason we’re going with Apple is because their software doesn’t suck and they don’t spend all of their time trying to rip off their competitors’ technology and ideas.”
Bono to Glaser. “iTMS. Even better than the Real thing.”
Bono to RG: So is it true you taught Steve Ballmer how to dance?
“hey chap yah bloody music store blows. hail the queen yes?”
“Holy Living Shit! Is that an alien about to climb out of your mouth?!?”
“Ya really gotta lay off the carbs, Rob. Repeat after me: A-T-K-I-N-S.”
Bono – “I’m sorry, do I know you?”
Or
Bono – “I’m sorry, all I heard was blah, blah, blah, I’m a fat idiot”