Apple Computer and the rock band U2 are rumored have inked a deal to sell customized iPods. It’s believed that the announcement will happen at an event Oct. 26 in San Jose, Calif. Appearing at the event will be Apple CEO Steve Jobs and U2’s Bono and the Edge.
One the eve of the rumored announcement, we thought we could have some fun in the form of a photo captioning contest. So what if it’s one of those contests where nobody wins a “real” prize? Who cares! It’s fun anyway. Below is a photo of U2’s Bono (left) and Real’s CEO Rob Glaser (right) – have at it!
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“Uh yeah Rob, a partnership sounds great. I’ll get back to you real soon on that. Yeah.”
“Christ, you’re one fat fuck!”
“Did you just accuse me of selling out?”
“Bloated men in uncool suits give me the willies.”
Glaser, “Watch what happens when I look down – two chins are better than one!”
Bono recoils and gasps from the horror of it all.
Bono to Glaser: “Oh good, you’re here. Why don’t you start by emptying the trash, then get me my Perrier, and then me boots needs a shinin’! Get to it man, they’re not paying you to stand around here eatin’ all me doughnuts!”
OK Jeff, you get my vote.
“Christ, you’re one fat fuck!”
I vote for the MacMan’s perfect caption
Rob: Hey Bono Want us to sell your music for half price?
Bone: Sod you mate ive made a deal with Apple and I get me own ipod.
Rob: (goes red in anger)
Bone: [Sticks tongue out] What? What? Wanna Take A Swing At Me? Wanna Take A Swing At Me?
“Did you just accuse me of selling out?”
hehehehe, good one, effword….
Glaser: So, if you sign with us we might be able to sell a few songs for you. See, we have already sold a few other songs from other bands.
Bono: Really, how many songs have you sold.
Glaser: A bunch. So do we have a deal?
Bono: I am sorry Ron.
Glaser: Please, pretty please.
Bono: Wipe your tears away
Bono:An apple is more than a LOGO. Its a fruit and you might want to mix one in ocasionally.
Glaser: I think I need a Tic-Tac.
“I’m just not too sure if I’m cool enough for Real.”
Thanks, G-Spank.
Bono – “you fuckin hack real sucks”
“It�s an iPod, Rob, not an iProd”
I think ‘even better than the Real thing’ was brilliant..
themacman
Bono: Take your .ram and stick it up…
Bono to RG:
For the last time Rob, I don’t need your f%ing Harmony!
bono to rg:
Can you bring back the Freedom of Music Choice comments? They were funny as hell!
Re: ThaMacMan.
Excellent caption. So nice to see a response that doesn’t cater to the baser instincts. Intelligence and wit might not be dead after all.
Bono: Who farted?
Bono: ROB! Your on my foot, get off my foot!
Bono makes silly faces to try and make Rob blink.
ReelNetworks? That’s great. What do you sale.. fishing equipment?