Apple Computer and the rock band U2 are rumored have inked a deal to sell customized iPods. It’s believed that the announcement will happen at an event Oct. 26 in San Jose, Calif. Appearing at the event will be Apple CEO Steve Jobs and U2’s Bono and the Edge.
One the eve of the rumored announcement, we thought we could have some fun in the form of a photo captioning contest. So what if it’s one of those contests where nobody wins a “real” prize? Who cares! It’s fun anyway. Below is a photo of U2’s Bono (left) and Real’s CEO Rob Glaser (right) – have at it!
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Bono shares a Zen koan with Real’s Rob Glaser:
“I’d rather lick the floor of this loo
Than to leave Apple for you.”
Burma Shave
Is that dandruff on your shoulder or Parmesan?
Glaser to Bono:
“Sorry Bonnee, I coudn’t get the toilet to flush…”
Glaser to Bono:
“Sorry Bonnee, I coudn’t get the toilet to flush…”
ooops…
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“I am not the devil incarnate you fat bastard”
Did I get that thing on my upper lip?
Bono: “Hey Glaser, I read a lot about you on MDN but I never believed your double chin was THAT bad..”
Come on people, TheMacMan had the only creative caption!! We all know Glaser’s fat, let’s get past that and think of something original!!
Bono to Glaser. “iTMS. Even better than the Real thing.”
–TheMacMan
The winner as far as I’m concerned!!
I still like TheMacMan’s line the best. When will the winner be announced?
i liked tommy’s line the best about not needing Glaser’s Harmony.
then TheMacMan’s line about even better than the Real thing
Bono: Hey Dude. If I am ever trapped in the Alps, I want you to be on MY soccer team. Yum.
It was like “bleep bleep bleep bleep”, and my market share was gone. Apple totally devoured my market share, and I was like “Unhhhh?”