“Tag Heuer’s just released Carrera Connected is not so much a smart watch as it is the Swiss watch industry’s caricature of a smart watch,” Mark Hibben writes for Seeking Alpha. “The Connected is too bulky, too limited and way too expensive compared to Apple Watch. But it has the Tag Heuer brand slathered all over it… The Carrera Connected is the product of the partnership of Tag Heuer, a division of luxury goods maker LVMH, Intel, and Google. That must have been an interesting collaboration. Like oil and water, the exclusive luxury goods pedigree of LVMH could not have mixed easily with the commodity device approach of Intel and Google.”

“The result is an undistinguished commodity Android Wear watch with just the thinnest sheen of Tag Heuer luxury floating on the surface. The Connected is 12.8 mm thick and lacks the heart rate sensor common in smart watches, a $1,500 commodity Android device masquerading as a luxury mechanical watch,” Hibben writes. “Apparently, Tag Heuer thought that this would be good enough to compete with Apple. This is where their fundamental contempt for Apple came into play. This is a contempt I hear echoed in countless bearish analyses of Apple. To the bears, Apple is simply a brand, and the secret of Apple’s success is simply brand marketing. So, in ‘imitation’ of Apple, Tag makes sure that its name or logo appears in four different places on the strap, the crown, the bezel, and the LCD watch face itself.”

“Perhaps the most insincere aspect of the Carrera Connected is the trade-in deal being offered by Tag Heuer… After two years, a Connected Watch owner can bring the watch into a TAG Heuer retailer, trade it in with an additional $1,500, and receive a mechanical TAG Heuer watch in return,” Hibben writes. “Tag is saying to consumers that when this silly smart watch fad blows over in a couple of years, Tag will graciously allow its customers to upgrade to a real watch for a modest additional sum.”

“If only all of Apple’s competitors were this stupid. OK, it’s not so much stupidity as ignorance, an ignorance that Apple’s competitors often take years to overcome after Apple disrupts their market,” Hibben writes. “It took years for Apple’s competitors to wise up in the case of iPhone, and apparently it will take years for Apple Watch as well.”

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MacDailyNews Take: If only all of Apple’s competitors were this stupid? They are.

Exhibit A: Apple’s iPhone owns 92% of smartphone industry’s profits.

Exhibit B: Apple took over half of PC industry profits in 2014.

Exhibit C: Apple iPhones and iPads took 52.1% of mobile ad revenue in Q315.

Stay fixated on going broke chasing market share while Apple banks the bulk of the profits, dumbasses.

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Jean-Claude Biver changes his tune, calls Apple Watch ‘a fantastic product, an incredible achievement’ – January 20, 2015
TAG Heuer plans smartwatch as honcho Jean-Claude Biver changes mind as Apple Watch looms – December 16, 2014
Apple Watch starts countdown on face off with Swiss industry – October 31, 2014
The fashion elite crowd around Apple Watch at Colette in Paris – September 30, 2014
Jean-Claude Biver: ‘The Apple Watch cannot compete at all with European watches’ – September 15, 2014
Jean-Claude Biver: Apple Watch ‘too feminine; looks like it was designed by a student in their first trimester’ – September 16, 2014
Barclays: Apple Watch could crush companies like Fossil – September 16, 2014
Jean-Claude Biver: ‘The Apple Watch cannot compete at all with European watches’ – September 15, 2014
Old school watch makers don’t get Apple Watch – September 12, 2014
Apple Watch, the world’s first real smartwatch, will be a massive hit – September 9, 2014
Apple iWatch designer Jony Ive: Switzerland is in deep shit – September 4, 2014
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