“The new AirPods are clearly meant to be far more than an audio device,” Mark Sullivan reports for Fast Company. “With a powerful W1 chip inside and at least one microphone for listening, calling the AirPods a pair of headphones is like calling Amazon’s Echo a Bluetooth speaker.”

“AirPods—in their current form and in future revs—seemed aimed at putting Siri’s gentle voice, and her growing personal assistant capabilities, in your ear. And your ear canal may be the very best part of the body to put such a thing,” Sullivan reports. “Veteran Apple engineer Bill Atkinson — known for being a key designer of early Apple UIs and the inventor of MacPaint, QuickDraw, and HyperCard—saw this coming a long time ago. He gave a presentation at MacWorld Expo back in 2011 in which he explains exactly why the ear is the best place for Siri.”

a glasshole

A Glasshole

“Atkinson gave his presentation just before the arrival of Google Glass, which represented the first big effort to put assistive technology in a wearable consumer device,” Sullivan reports. “Well, we all know how that turned out. In my neighborhood people who wore Glass were labeled ‘Glassholes’ or pitied for being hopelessly geeked. There were other, more functional, problems. ‘Google Glass is in your way for one thing, and it’s ugly,’ Atkinson told me. ‘It’s always going to be between you and the person you’re talking to.'”

iPhone 7 with Apple's revolutionary AirPods

iPhone 7 with Apple’s revolutionary AirPods

“Atkinson points to Orson Scott Card’s Ender’s Game series from the 1980s, in which an artificial sentience called ‘Jane’ lives in a crystal planted in the ear of the main character, Ender,” Sullivan reports. “Jane can do millions of computations per second and is aware and responsive on millions of levels. She’s hesitant to make herself known to humans because she’s painfully aware of the dangerous feelings of inferiority she may awaken in them. Pretty brilliant stuff. Siri is headed for something like Jane, eventually, Atkinson says. ‘I think of this as Jane 0.1,’ Atkinson says.”

Read more in the full article here.

MacDailyNews Take: Apple’s AirPods will go down in history as a seminal product that changed everything.

As we wrote earlier this month:

An LTE-enabled Apple Watch and a pair of AirPods would supplant a great deal of iPhone’s current functions.

Can’t innovate anymore, our collective ass.

As for the AirPods looking alien: Tape a pair of wires on the ends of each and you’ll see that they look very much like the type of earphones that everyone is very used to seeing by now (which, for those who remember, we weren’t used to seeing before iPod – people thought those looked “alien,” too). We’ll all get used to the lack of wires soon enough.MacDailyNews, September 14, 2016

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