Judge Lucy Koh asks Apple’s attorneys if they’re ‘smoking crack’

“Judge Lucy Koh has been going increasingly terse with both Apple and Samsung as the trial continues, and she just let Apple have it after receiving a 75-page briefing,” Bryan Bishop reports for The Verge. “The document covered 22 potential rebuttal witnesses the company might want to call after Samsung finishes presenting its case. Nearly shouting, Koh laid into Apple, asking why it would present such a lengthy document ‘when unless you’re smoking crack you know these witnesses aren’t going to be called!'”

Bishop reports, “Apple attorney William Lee stepped forward, saying “First, your honor, i’m not smoking crack. i can promise you that.” The company’s legal team agreed to pare down the document, with attorney Michael Jacobs claiming that the company didn’t mean to burden the court — and that it truly believed it would be able to run through all of its witnesses in the time it has remaining. Jacobs also pointed out that some of those addressed in the document were Samsung’s witnesses, not Apple’s. As the discussion continued, Koh grew even more frustrated, telling the parties that the conversation would come at the expense of their trial time.”

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MacDailyNews Take: This is some judge we’ve got here.

If only human IQs were 10 points higher across the board. God’s cruel joke.

Are we calling a United States District Judge stupid? Why, yes, yes we are.

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80 Comments

  1. She had also demanded each legal team write out their legal arguments after they wrangled over whether a witness should be allowed to present certain evidence, saying: “I don’t trust what any lawyer tells me in this courtroom. I want to see actual papers.”

    In other words, both sets of lawyers – who, to be frank, have often behaved like nine-year old boys – have so alienated her that she can’t listen to their jibber-jabber without wanting to beat them all with her gavel.

    1. Seriously impeach this corrupt judge. She’s been completely bought out by Fagpple, 98% of all Apple cases have been awarded in their favor with her as judge. How much money did Fagpple give to Lucy? Tens of millions…

  2. I have posted before that judge Lucy KoREA who is of korean-american heritage is taking bribes and is working for the multi billion south-korean conglomerate samscum, she is going to do everything in her power to discredit apple And screw America.

    Impeach korean-american lucy KOhREA

  3. the judge is a cockroach, SHE CANNOT TALK LIKE THAT. I guess she can because she is taking BRIBES from the south coreans.

    Asking apple Attorneys that question is one step to ruin the case and destroy the credibility of apple in the courtroom.

    Her raw aggressive korean american heritage is clearly showing here. cheerleading for her motherland like all korean-american ulta nationalists. This korean american needs to be investigated ASAP

    judge lucy koh BIO-

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_H._Koh

    IMPEACH This corrupt korean-american judge. And get her investigated by the IRS because she is taking BRIBES from samscum, the biggest and most powerful private employer in south korea.

  4. TYPE “impeach judge” into google and LUCY KOhREA magically populates the search result twice. she IS hugely corrupt and pissed off enough people to be trending on google .

    She should not be sitting on this case. She is incompetent and unfit for her job with her corrupt actions in the past and HUGE a liability to the case with her corruption and PRO-kOREAN bias.
    (samscum)Korea and (bribed korean-american judge )lucy KORhREA def. APPLE

    lucy koh. I want her IMPEACHED NOW

    http://paloaltofreepress.com/judge-appointed-by-obama-cheats-to-dismiss-lawsuit-approves-of-police-violating-the-constitution/

    http://injusticesystem.weebly.com/wisdom-of-kohtradiction.html

  5. if our Judges are that dumb, what’s our general population? scary! not just a judge’s iQ + eQ + street-smarts + fairness + lawfulness + civility + responsibility + justice etc., but our democratic process is lost, a farce.

    it’s no wonder we’re too competitive in our form of capitalism & freedom, that we’re disorganized, have turned our forefathers or founders in the grave, have made a mess of justice, infrastructure, education, iQ, the economy etc. it’s thanks to our ignorance & stupidity & childishness through heads like Koh and those who appoint the likes of her, that our nation is on the verge of the First Modern Western Nation to reach greek/roman-like Decadence.

    America should restart, just like a Mac.
    Reboot Society.
    Start from Scratch.

    all the Disney-positive-AmericanDreams, with alternative tech and whatever other excuses or wishful thoughts we have, are not going to bring us back from the brink. what is, is not being headed by nincompoops & assholes who waste our tax dollars. and of course, being smart, and to Think Different.

  6. some people in life just do not get it… period… this clueless judge (Judge Lucy Koh), doesn’t seem to understand that she is at the crossroads of a critical point in her career where she can maintain a proper value of the trademark and patent’s in our country… but she doesn’t want to be bothered, as she has to likely hear the next case about a gun tooting hero who she needs to let free…. great judicial system… the lawyers should ask for a new judge… Judge Lucy Koh sucks!!!!

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