A portion of the Digital Playground press release verbatim:
Digital Playground is pleased to announce an early alliance to Apple’s iPhone with 158 full-length trailers available free of charge, for immediate download. To prepare for iPhone’s release on Friday, June 29th, go to (link may contain images not suitable for work) http://www.digitalplayground.com/ipodhelp/ Follow the simple instructions and DP’s trailers will automatically download to the podcast folder. Digital Playground has also teamed up with Adult DVD Empire to offer complete hard-core scenes for iPhone. Visit (link may contain images not suitable for work) http://adult.dvdempire.com/Content/pm/mobileporn/ to download now.
Jeff Rix, Founder of Adult DVD Empire says, “We’re thrilled to offer the first adult content for iPhone. This is a perfect partnership for us, and we’re proud to be on board with Digital Playground.” Mike Barry, Director of Adult Operations says, “It only makes sense that the first iPhone adult content is available from Digital Playground, they are always one step ahead of the game. This is a huge step forward in adult entertainment, and as time goes on I believe that the demand for mobile content will skyrocket.”
Joone, founder of Digital Playground and Director / Creator of Pirates and Island Fever is excited about the release of iPhone. “Offering our content to iPhone users is the next logical step and Adult DVD Empire is the only E-tail site equipped to take on a project of this size. We have forged a wonderfully symbiotic business relationship based on our shared love of new technologies and I am excited to debut this service to our loyal customers.” Digital Playground President Samantha Lewis is in awe. “I’m so honored to know that Digital Playground is the first AGAIN. I’d like to thank all of our friends at Apple and Adult DVD Empire for their combined efforts to see this through.”
Full press release (link may contain images not suitable for work) here.
Aw, gee, MDN, couldn’t you have posted at least one sample of their offerings for review?
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Let me be the first to say “bonk-chic-a-bonk-bang”.
Disgraceful. Absolutely disgra….. hmmm….Black Panty Chronicles 8…..that looks interesting…..
Do they have Back Door Sluts 9?
Let the tidal wave of iPhone sales commence!
Hmm…porn…craigslist…google maps. Geez, was this thing designed with Al Goldstein in mind.
And furthermore, MDN should be ashamed for linking to smut like….hmmm….Pussyman 8: The Squirt Queens…sounds.. intriguing..
Time for some company to invent iWipes.
It’s an outrage I tell you. I’ve never in all my life been so……hmmm……..Nasty Filthy Cab Rides 6…..niiiice…
Porn – the killer app.
Always was and always will be.
You just know a product is gonna be massive if the porn industry is making content for it!
Hey my hard drive is full!!
AAARGH! I seem to have subscribed by mistaaakkke…
True actually, all I did was click on the tatsy lady. Still, I’d better check on centent before removing…
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Ahem, meant that to be ‘tasty’ lady
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We should all write to our Congressmen to ban this filthy…..hmmmm…….Taped College Confessions 3……..errr where was I now….
So now it can be a dictaphone?…..Hardly!
Not sure if I would want to have somebody’s phone up to my face after they have been viewing this, know what I’m sayin?
MW:private
Dirty Pierre le Punk
ROFLMAO
“Not sure if I would want to have somebody’s phone up to my face after they have been viewing this, know what I’m sayin?”
Maybe a third party will introduce tear-offs like BMX and Moto-cross riders have on their goggles. OOOH, yucky! (rip)
Don’t click on the links! Don’t give the disgusting pornographers your…..hmmm…….Wet Dreams 4……yessss…
Is this so you can hear them coming?
Maybe Steve should add iCame to iLife. Sweet.
I think multi-touch just reached its climax.
Gives a different meaning to the phrase “I caught a Trojan on my iPhone”
Thorin
Maybe an iRubber to slip over it before phone sex? Of course, then it would be an iSore……
Maybe this is what they meant yesterday when they said a “hard drive” iPhone was on the block…
hmm…….
Just imagine getting a call at the wrong time. And thank God it’s not “visual” voicemail… if you know what I mean.
This makes vibrate mode MUCH more useful.
I can’t wait to DL “Anal Intruders Volume 27”!!!
Windshield wipers perhaps. Hmmm, maybe I could rig one up with a Mercedes headlight assembly.
Is that an iPhone in your pocket and are you happy to see me?
Adds all sorts of new possiblities to ring-tones, too.
Now we know why the camera is on the other side.
This morning a furious Steve Ballmer ordered his hardware designers to make a Zune that is ribbed and bullet-shaped with a timed and heated squirt function .
Maybe it could be rigged to play “Back to Black” when it vibrates.
Although I don’t think they recommend sitting on these.
Maybe it could be combined with this via Bluetooth
sold!
TwistedMacFreak…
Damn, you beat me to it! THE most obvious crack I could think of to sling…
“Now we know why the camera is on the other side.”
That answers another question! I just figured out why MS needed a
camera beneath in order to pull off multitouch on Surface. Ahh, those
perverts!
Most surprising is that <u>all</u> iPhones are pink on the inside.
@ Dirty Pierre –
Hillarious! I don’t usually laugh outloud at these comments, but yours were funny.
Yes, D.P. la P.
Bravo!
MDN,
A lot of silicon displayed at that website.
WOO HOO !!!!!!!!!! God Bless America !!
More weapons for the radical muslims to use against the USA.
MW – men. As in, real men have no use for porn.
iYes! iYes! iYes!…. hello? Mooom! Hi, what am I doing? Uhm, not much… listen, can I call you back?
Finally, corporate America can support the iPhone.
This is hilarious
Rob Enderle will be rushed to the E.R. on his stomach unable to retrieve the iPhone he’s been “hiding”.
iPhone: the world’s ultimate portable porn viewer. Pinch and squeeze just got a whole lot better.
DJ said: “Ahem, meant that to be ‘tasty’ lady “
No, I think tats-y was right the first time!
MW: “hair”. No, I’ll just leave that one alone…..
ron said: “More weapons for the radical muslims to use against the USA.
MW – men. As in, real men have no use for porn.”
That’s right Ron. You real men have your baggies full of Viagra for your semi-annual jaunts to visit the little Haitian boys and girls, like your good friend Rush Limpballs.
this has been the most successful thread in the history of MDN,
everyone agrees
I like the proximity feauture: when something warm gets near…it turns itself on . hmm, think of the possibilities
“Pinch and squeeze just got a whole lot better.”
That’s next year’s new product release. The iPoo.
Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka
That’s actually really great album
comfortstand.com
waitin’ 4 Pirates 2 ……….
PinkVisual also has some iphone porn sites: http://ipinkvisual.com and http://ipinkvisualpass.com
Why doesnt this work anymore…i can download the podcast but it doesnt work and there are no vids in it….