Man who sued Apple for his porn addiction named among ‘Top Ten Most Ridiculous Lawsuits of 2013’

“Apple was involved in one of the Top Ten Most Ridiculous Lawsuits of 2013, according to the U.S. Chamber Institute for Legal Reform’s (ILR), an organization that ‘seeks to promote civil justice reform through legislative, political, judicial, and educational activities at the national, state, and local levels,'” Dennis Sellers reports for Apple Daily report.

“A man who said he became addicted to pornography after accidentally visiting an adult website sued Apple for not blocking them,” Sellers reports. “According to the plaintiff, the sites ‘appealed to his biological sensibilities as a male and led to an unwanted addiction with adverse consequences,’ including ‘desiring, younger more beautiful girls featured in porn videos than his wife, who was no longer 21.'”

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16 Comments

    1. Sorry, but I can point out rabid Republicans who pull the same ‘woe is me, let’s scapegoat someone else for my lack of personal responsibility’ bullshit. IOW: Stupid selfish dicks don’t fit on the 1 dimensional political spectrum. Try thinking in 3D and you’ll figure it out.

    2. When you stop internally linking everything that you don’t like to one label and everything else to another label, then you will actually have begun to think for yourself.

      Don’t take the easy way out. Political labels are a lazy person’s way of easily binning concepts into predefined categories without having to think.

  1. From “The Big Chill”:

    Michael: I don’t know anyone who could get through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They’re more important than sex.
    Sam Weber: Ah, come on. Nothing’s more important than sex.
    Michael: Oh yeah? Ever gone a week without a rationalization?

    And even more important than a rationalization is the externalization of an evil found in one’s self. Ah, porno . . . .

  2. He should have gone class action, I bet you there are tons of us males who watch porn, sorry, are addicted to porn, and desire younger women. Damn, it’s Apple’s fault, I always wondered who was to blame.

    Dude, take your hand off your nethers and turn your elbow (sorry, you might have tennis elbow), try to turn your elbow and your “carpal tunnel 90-year old” wrist at yourself and point your finger at your chest… Now you have the culprit, now call a lawyer and sue yourself.

    1. Bwahahaha! Can you imagine the lawsuits over personal irresponsibility due to playing GTA? It really is amazing the game series has survived through five iterations. I remember the initial release of Carmageddon being banned and force-censored around the planet. Then came GTA. 😆

  3. I am grateful I married someone who did not develop “Battleaxe Syndrome” and is as beautiful to me now as she was when I married her almost 40 years ago, keeping herself in marvelous shape. Her sisters are knockouts too. Must be that Swedish/Norwegian blood. Yum.

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