After careful consideration and several emails from readers who submitted this for inclusion on our otherwise fine site to which we uniformly replied, “No free publicity for drunk grandmas,” we’ve reconsidered; if only to shine a bright light on an unkept, slovenly idiot who has no business commenting on how to choose personal eyewear, much less attempting to singlehandedly talk down revolutionary products using reviews that he obviously cannot even read well enough to comprehend (try wearing them right-side up, Gary).
Without further ado, we present Gary Krakow of The Street.com in “The 3G iPhone Stinks” for your entertainment:
Direct link here.
MacDailyNews Take: Don’t listen to Krakow’s pissing-into-the-wind prattle — he’s obviously intent on destroying whatever wisp of credibility he thinks he had built up over at MicrosoftNBC before he checks out; one more eclair ought to just about do it, Gary — just read for yourselves the full reviews that he tries (and fails) to collectively twist into something they most certainly are not:
• The New York Times’ David Pogue reviews iPhone 3G
• The Wall Street Journal’s Walter Mossber reivews iPhone 3G
And, Gary, it’s “iPhone 3G,” you bloated, asinine failure.
The Wow starts now?
Message to Gary Krakow: you suck dude!
This guy as George Carlin would say is “Full of Sh-t”
“Gary Krakow: ‘The 3G iPhone Stinks.’” Translated, this really means: “I’m mad that I didn’t get an iPhone 3G early like Mossberg.”
What a desperate, grasping hack this man is. This is the lowest TheStreet has ever sunk.
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Don’t forget folks, there are some MAJOR PROBLEMS with the iPhone 3G. Like… Well, Walt had some dropped calls! And… er, there is still no cut and paste! And, um… 3G isn’t evereywhere!
MAJOR!!!
The only reason he thinks it stinks is because you can’t watch his crappy flash video’s on it.
If the iPhone stinks then it is because he left it in his back pocket next to his ass for too long.
Or he just needs to brush his teeth before talking on it….
He’s a prime example of the biased news and why America is tuning them out. He comes off as someone who has an agenda and I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that he was bought off by one of Apple’s rivals.
If you really listen to what he said… what he ACTUALLY said, it’s almost complete praise for the new iPhone. He even said that if you don’t already have an iPhone, it’s “One for the Books.”
But to those of us that do, it’s got MAJOR PROBLEMS!!!
And boy, is that girl dumb with a capital Duh.
So what credibility will this cretin have left when the iPhone 3G is a huge success.
Just like the 6 million sold in less than a year. Apple could have sold more if they didn’t run out. The 3G iPhone will be a huge success. Will Krakow apologize and say he was inebriated when he was being filmed?
“No free publicity for drunk grandmas.”
Oh, I laughed so hard I think I shat myself!
Gary Peter breath Krakow is living proof that self abuse shrivels your brain, he could use a shave and a hair cut while he’s at it. On second thought cut your head off fat ass and you won’t have to worry about the shave and hair hair cut, you will only loose a couple of pounds because an empty head only weighs that much.
This bloated unshaven windbag is unimportant.
The iPhone is a new generation of computer devices. Period.
It will dominate its market overnight.
Nothing will be able to compete against it.
Sure, these guys shouldn’t be given the time of day. Think “Streisand Effect”. But I would counter that this kind of intense stupidity must be held up before the world and ridiculed mercilessly.