Apple has released a 25-minute (actually 24:40) QuickTime movie, “iPhone. A Guided Tour.”
The tour is available via streaming in small, medium, and large sizes and also as a 175MB download.
The video includes:
• Multi-touch user interface
• Design
• Ports and buttons
• Mobile Phone
– Calling
– favorites
– Recents
– Contacts
– Keypad
– Visual Voicemail
– Conference Calling
• iPod
– Music
– Cover Flow
– Video
– On-screen Controls
– Customizable soft buttons
– Included Headphone/Mic use
• Photos
– Integrated camera
– Viewing
– Scrolling
– Zooming
– Wallpaper
– Emailing photos
• Internet
– Safari full-featured web browser
– Keyboard
• Email
– Using the intelligent soft keyboard
– Rich html
– Viewers for PDF, JPEG, Word, Excel
• Application Integration
• SMS Texting
– Integrated with phone
– History
– Sessions
• Live Stocks
• Notes
• Clock
• Live Weather
• Google Maps
– Satellite view
– Zooming
– Scrolling
– Bookmarking
– Traffic info
– Driving Directions
• YouTube Wireless Streaming
• Settings
– Airplane Mode
– Ringtones
– Wallpaper
– Mail Settings
Touching is believing: http://www.apple.com/iphone/usingiphone/guidedtour.html
[Thanks to MacDailyNews Reader “MacVicta” for the heads up.]
One giant 25 minute iRection. This thing is SO pimp
Word docs in iPhone! Still no camera demo yet.
Downloading now. It’s great how Apple’s releasing these tidbits of info almost daily, whetting everyone’s appetite. Too bad all I can afford is mac’n’cheeze in a box.
I want!
with great expectations comes great disappointment
No ringtones or ringbacks from the music library. Disappointing.
Big erections can emerge from little packages.
Yeah where’s the camera demo!??!!
No user definable ringtones. No sale.
Why doesn’t Apple release things like this in podcast for AppleTV
It seems anytime they release a video (commercials ect) they would make it available to watch thru AppleTV
Why doesn’t apple do this for OSX or Mac Hardware…. I think it’s great!
Neurolinguistics programation for the brain “Buy the iPhone, Microsoft is bad.. obey my dog…” well, not really, with great products like that, Microsoft is the one who need to re program thier brains..
This whole thing – device and its software – is one big beta test. They should pay me to work it all out for them. No thanks!
Amazing.
This week I’ve seen people refuse to buy Apple TV because it doesn’t have visualizers and now people are refusing to buy iPhone because you can’t install your own ringtones.
As I said then, it’s like refusing to buy a fantastic car because it doesn’t come with Hello Kitty stickers.
Ringtones???
I really hope you people are kidding here. If there’s one thing that drives me batty, it’s being subjected to all those obnoxious ringtones in public – pop songs, jingles, etc. When I hear a cell phone ring with anything but a halfway traditional ringer, I want to walk up to that asshole go medieval on the jerk-off or at the very least do a Balmer-office chair on his lame ass!
Ringtones are for pre-pubescent, mindless follow-what-dumbasses-say-is-cool turds!
There it is… He opened a MS Word Attachment with no problem… This is pretty big..
I couldn’t help but notice that the iPhone had no problem opening Office documents. The FUD Masters will not be pleased.
@matt
I won a car in a church sale and refused it… didn’t like the brand. Life is too short to waste time on compromises. Sure I could have sold it but… no time car sales is not my profession.
Suhweet. I’m so hoping that the monthly fees will be low enough to allow me to actually use this thing.
It would be so hobbled without a data plan unless, I suppose, you are constantly bathed in wi-fi.
All told it might be cheaper to buy a handful of Airport BS’s and give them to the places I most frequent. Now that would be a trip. (“Hi Grocery Store manager, I’d like to ask you to install this for me, emm-kay? And make the password ‘no data plan’. And don’t turn it off, yeah? Cool beans. Now to the car wash.”)
He opened a MS Word Attachment with no problem
I called it. To learn more secret features of the iPhone go back and watch the WWDC ’07 keynote and think “iPhone” instead of desktop or laptop. It’s got Leopard in it. Quickview shows MS docs. Therefore, no big surprise.
The video is very well done — a great way to get a quick intro to the phone’s operation and features. I feel like I should be able to jump right in next Friday.
And, oh year, for all the FUD mongers who keep trying to confine the iPhone’s impact on the enterprise, bad news: It can open and manipulate Microsoft Office docs. Actually, the multitouch navigation and zoom are pretty cool. I could easily see using it, in a pinch (pun intended), to deal with a critical document while passing through an airport.
Text edit can display text from a MS word doc. I didn’t see any inline graphics in the doc or anything…jury is still out
I guess this is what they call the full fat guide!:-)
@ grigori: LOL , same here.
MW: “designed” as in SJ saying design is more than how the thing looks and feels but how it works.
@ Dave
Text edit can display text from a MS word doc. I didn’t see any inline graphics in the doc or anything…jury is still out
I don’t know Dave. I’ve been one of iPhone’s biggest skeptics as a business phone but I think this is pretty big. We haven’t seen iPhone open an office doc until now. I have a real hard time believing that it won’t display inline graphics.
They went to this much trouble, I seriously doubt they did a 1/2 assed job of it..
This is genius marketing!
MW minutes
Download complete!
@ Socrates’ Lessor Known Brother: LOL
MW: “ball” as in “to accomplish this, you need two…”
(refer to Socrates’ Lessor Known Brother’s post)
Great demo! A brilliant marketing move. Now everyone will see how easy it is to use and feel comfortable with it. It also builds desire. At least it did in me. I now fully realize that my phone is the technological equivalent of a flint axe.
Apple has just squashed everything in the market. iPhone should be called thePhone because every other phone will be compared against it. I’ve got to believe that iPhone will be the gold standard for a long time.
Notice the Graph in the excel file!
Inline grafix you fools!
Has anyone noticed that Apple has never done a demo on the calendar feature yet? Jobs quickly brushed over a “month view” for 2 seconds in the first keynote, but since then, it has been conspicuously absent.
The calendar feature is a critical app on my treo (and I currently use Missing Sync to sync it to iCal). You’d think Apple would be showing off the calendar more.
Also conspicuously absent: Bluetooth Syncing…
I guess we’ll find out in a few days….
@Shoeman – I hope it’s true, I really do. I’m an iPhone fan boy and will get one regardless of Office support. Just wanted to point out that tidbit and and crossing my fingers that it’s not creating a lot of false hope out there
No Hello Kitty stickers with iPhone? That is TOO disappointing. I’m staying home on the 29th!
The Graph was on a .pdf
They don’t show the calendar app because it doesn’t get you hard (or wet) like the other features do. A calendar is a calendar (especially if its iCal)
“You’d think Apple would be showing off the calendar more.”
I think the missing component is CalDAV, which won’t be out until Leopard. I think at that point the iPhone calendar will be able share collaborative calendars over the net.
“Has anyone noticed that Apple has never done a demo on the calendar feature yet?”
That’s because the world as we know it ends on June 29th at 6 pm local time. That’s when the iPhone calendar activates.
For Job’s sake, folks. There’s BiP and then there’s AiP.
@ Dave
I won a car in a church sale and refused it… didn’t like the brand. Life is too short to waste time on compromises. Sure I could have sold it but… no time car sales is not my profession.
Seriously? No one is going to comment on this statement?
Dave, I gotta say that I just can’t imagine anyone missing out on all of the greatness that is iPhone because they can’t have a Justin Timberlake ringtone. Of course, I don’t understand the car thing, either.
Aye, the office document preview feature is very promising. If Leopard’s calendar server can be wirelessly synced over the internet, they’d have a truly exec-friendly device. And at $500+, that’s really a segment they should be aiming for.
Still wouldn’t alleviate the IT security concerns (no end-to-end encryption of mail and no remote blank), but since the strategy appears to be that they’re unveiling a new feature every couple of days, there’s still time!
AP,
My thoughts exactly. Also absent is any demonstration of someone entering a contact. Jobs has always hated PDA functionality and has promototed syncing with your computer as the solution (at least with the iPod). I know it seems silly that they wouldn’t allow you to enter a contact or calendar event into the iPhone, but …
No ringtones from the iTunes library. How lame is that. Must be the new AT&T at work there…….
It displayed a word and excel file. That doesn’t mean it opened it. Can you actually get in there and change text, data, etc. or is it just a viewing feature?
The keyboard looks good… along with its intelligence…. one thing that the FUDsters are making you believe is that a keyboard on a Blackberry on Treo is good… they are awful…… any keyboard on a small device is going to be bad… however if it corrects spelling (because you miss a key) then thats great….. I did notice on the preview that the keyboard also offers common words and stacks for each application… ie “.com” in Safari… thats a great idea….
One further point… I use a Blackberry… why would anyone want to change an Office doc on a smartphone ? I mean come on ? How many of you really edit docs on a smartphone ? You don’t do it… however you do read docs but never edit… when I get docs on my Blackberry I can barley read them on the screen… when I review the doc I send back and in the body of my email I suggest the changes… I don’t make the changes on the phone and send back a saved copy….. thats just stupid….
“No ringtones from the iTunes library.”
Copyright or royalty issues? Just guesses.
You guys really thought you might be able to use your songs as ringtones? LMAO.
It’s painfully obvious that the iTunes store will begin selling ringtones, opening up yet another new revenue stream for Apple.
You think the music industry is going to let Apple destroy the billions of dollars they ring in from those sales?
To all you MS trolls, Just go away, you look more pathetic each day. LOL
Saw the video . . . . and was blown away. Quick look in action,
map directions,
Traffic checking
on,on on and on,
Just like in Tremors III, ” This is going to be big!!! Really Big!! ”
enjoy the weekend.
MDN word ill, as in those MS trolls must be feeling really ill. Maybe they need to buy a MS mobile “smart” phone. LOL
Shall we call this place iPhoneDailyNews??? There was like 30 headlines on the iPhone!
That’s the latest rumor on the new iMacs??
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Apple will be selling ringtones on iTunes. Watch the Macworld ’07 again. When they show the iTunes page, there’s a tab at the top that says ringtones.
@me (hotinplaya)
Why doesn’t Apple release things like this in podcast for AppleTV
I was wrong, I DL the video, dragged to my iTunes library, wala,
looks great on my AppleTV!!, I hope they start offering DL of all their video
whiteboytrash:
Agreed that editing docs on the mobile is not a feature most would.
Treo keyboard, on the other hand, IS quite good. If the intelligence is good (i.e., WAY better than that crappy Blackberry intelligence), the iPhone keyboard might suffice, but the tactile feedback is really how I type on the treo. Can type without looking at all.
In this day of declining album sales, the ringtone business has become more vital than ever to record labels.
Now Apple is about to instantly become one of the biggest players in the ringtone field. I mean can’t you see it? It’s iRight iThere in iFront of iYou.
This is by far one of the best product demos I have seen. The naysayers who did not think there was enough in the demo are blown smoke out of their proverbial okolies (Hawaiian term – I bet you can figure it out) – camera! Come on – I know you need to get cinema quality capture of the dog pi$$in’ on your friends Zune so that you can instantly upload it to YouTube! (now that’s an idea. !!!
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I feel that this little ditty is (as has already been said) the begining of the approach to multiple vids – either by support vids or by AppleCasts…
doesn’t matter. And this one was directed to the business market – trust me.
Good work !!!
hee hee hee…
@Zorrin
Whoa, I just realized there were 2 ‘Dave’ people posting here. Hah! I’m gonna get more creative with my username to reduce confusion.
This is a brilliant move.
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1. It feeds us iPhone early adopters with enough information to walk in the door of a store with a much shorter learning curve.
2. It gives us crazy, foaming-at-the-mouth fanboys some information to feed to our spouses with the checkbooks and credit cards.
3. It will drive even more anticipation of what we’re still not seeing while quieting down the FUD distributors on some crucial points.
Steve Jobs and his team are the textbook example of corporate, money-making genius.
Brilliant!
Anybody notice the date on the NY Times Web page? It was January 2007. I know, I know, this is useless info for sure but it shows how long this promo piece has been in production.
Can’t wait to see the next info nugget they’ll spoon feed us.
The Google Maps feature with traffic update is perfect. (well almost)
Anybody know definitively if its going to have voice dialing?
The other thing I hope it has (besides the swipe to unlock the keys) is some sort of password for unlocking it. There really is a lot of personal information on these things that would fall into the wrong hands if one of these things is lost or stolen.
Anybody notice the date on the NY Times Web page? It was January 2007. I know, I know, this is useless info for sure but it shows how long this promo piece has been in production.
Can’t wait to see the next info nugget they’ll spoon feed us.
The Google Maps feature with traffic update is perfect. (well almost)
Anybody know definitively if its going to have voice dialing?
The other thing I hope it has (in addition to the swipe to unlock the keys) is some sort of password for unlocking it. There really will be a lot of personal information on these things that would fall into the wrong hands if one of these things is lost or stolen.
Anybody notice the date on the NY Times Web page? It was January 2007. I know, I know, this is useless info for sure but it shows how long this promo piece has been in production.
Can’t wait to see the next info nugget they’ll spoon feed us.
The Google Maps feature with traffic update is perfect. (well almost)
Anybody know definitively if its going to have voice dialing?
The other thing I hope it will have (in addition to the swipe to unlock the keys) is some sort of password for unlocking it. There really will be a lot of personal information on these things that would fall into the wrong hands if one of these things is lost or stolen.
Re: camera
I think they didn´t show us anything about that cuz theyre gonna give the iPhone at least a 3 mp camera á la CyberShot with some nifty syncing with iPhoto 7 !
Yeah, I just got my e-mail pointing me to the iPhone, site and I downloaded the video. I can’t wait to see it. Fantastic!
I really wonder if Apple made a video demonstration of the iPhone in response to benjamin1272’s YouTube video of the Chinese knock-off tPhone. 😀
sublime stuff, a perfect (the first one) implementation of a phone.
it could have more features, without compromising the UI at all (merging SMS and chat, voice and VOIP, vidéo and iChat vidéo), but there has never been a phone like this, or any product.
My local AT&T store better have 8 gigs in stock. I’ll be there a couple hours early to make sure i get my brand new iPhone. Finally, we are one week away from this beautiful apple product. YES!
the discussion about ringtones is a bit absurd.
1 why does it really mather, u want to be original ?
2 nothing in this video says that u can’t customize your ringtone
let’s discuss what it shows, not what it doesn’t
Anybody notice the date on the NY Times Web page. It was January 2007. I know, this is useless info for sure but it shows how long this promo piece has been in production. Can’t wait to see the next info nugget they’ll spoon feed us.
The Google Maps feature with traffic update is perfect. (well almost). Anybody know definitively if its going to have voice dialing?
The other thing I hope it has (in addition to the swipe to unlock the keys) is some sort of password for unlocking it. There really will be a lot of personal information on these things that would fall into the wrong hands if one of these things is lost or stolen.
@Towny, the iPhone IS a Mac, and it’s also the best accessory for a Mac.
It’s a phone
At 1:20 in the video, he says something like “from the home screen, you can access any one of the 16 applications”.
Is he referring to the 12 apps plus the phone, mail, safari, and iPod? Or is there 4 more apps to come?
In any case, why does the clock not work? It’s always 9:42.
If QuickLook in Leopard can display MS documents, why wouldn’t the iPhone be able to?
Apple bought a company about 2 years ago that specialized in MS format compatibility. Now we know what they’ve been working on.
RINGTONES ARE FOR LITTLE GIRLS AND FAGGOTS!
So Sweet! I want my iPhone right now!
There will be shortages… big shortages… Apple can´t make these things as fast as they sell… There is way too few people in the China to produce this… They have to make more Chinese first!
Panic! Supply and demand don´t meet!
MDN magic word: square
It should be sweet! Damn it! Sweet as AAPL $500!
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I really need my iPhone fix! Medics! Help!
Ed… Did I steal your MDN magic word?
Sorry! I wanted it to be SWEET!
The minute I saw the traffic demo, I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Garmin and TomTom employees suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly laid off.
For The Win.
-c
ChrissyOne! You felt it too! There will be even bigger disturbance in the Force when Nokia employees that now celebrate The Midnight Sun goes back to the Nokia quarters on monday and realizes what has happened!
I bought more AAPL and now taking a snaps of Votka to celebrate!
Actually, as far as I believe, Apple did do a similar ‘guided tour’ for OS X (Tiger specifically). Initially, it was broadcast as a 15 min infomercial at the 4AM slot, before el presidente Steve decided that was too lowbrow for Apple.
So it ended up buried somewhere on Apple.com as a QT movie. May have the link somewhere (if they still have it up)…
“It’s a phone”
No, it’s a dessert topping. AND a floor wax.
Actually I believe the guy said there were EIGHTEEN applications on the phone, and I believe I saw a right arrow at the top of the home screen, indicating a second page of icons.
Given the way Apple has been doling out tidbits on this product, why would anyone believe that we have now seen everything the iPhone has to offer?
There’s still a week to go, people… plenty of time for more announcements.
Chill out. All will be revealed by the 29th. It should be clear by now that there’s no point making a judgement til then.
Get ’em all hooked, then put out iPhone software just for Mac for adding ringtones, programs, special functions, games, etc.
That’ll make ’em think about buying a Mac next time.
Chill out?!?!?!? What are you saying man!
We want that freaking iPhone now!!!!
Jeesshhs! Only EIGHTEEN applications!!! There must be more!!
STILL A WEEK! WTF! There IS STILL SO MANY MONTHS!
(When it finally arrives to EUROPE)
Until I saw that freakin fantastic vid I thought I would wait until my Verizon contract ran out but I WANT ONE RIGHT NOW. I’m feelin all warm and squishy just thinking about it.
Ring tones? Really?
Ring tones?
Ever turn down a sure thing because of no earrings?
Ring tones? Huh!!
My bad. The dude does say “only” sixteen apps, not eighteen. And that was no arrow, it’s the battery icon.
Guess I need new glasses… maybe a hearing aid.
What about recording video on iPhone?
What about Outlook Exchange with iPhone?
What about all the flash based web sites? We won’t be able to see them on the iPhone.
Arrgghh!!! Only sixteen apps!!!
I want it now! Shit I can´t wait another 6 months to get it! Later this year my ***!
Make a donation and send me one when iPhone is available. For that I will even lick Steve Palmers ****************.
It is not fair. All the fellow Europeans! Buy so many AAPL stock as you can, so that the AAPL becomes a European company instead of Californian company as it is.
I just put 10 new ringtones I made from my own iTunes files onto my crappy razr via bluetooth just a couple of hours ago. It’s going to be easy no matter what all you worriers are going on about. Just use the LAME encoder and something inexpensive and good like MP3 Trimmer, and you’re done.
It’s not a big deal, folks.
is flash an open standard like pdf?
From what I have been reading, Flash is a power hog and unsuitable for use on a mobile phone. Apple may cause Adobe some real grief by making the use of Flash by websites a liability. Notice, that it seems to be Apple’s overall strategy to drive the web towards open standards. Apple will lock in customers with a superior user experience, not mafia like shenanigans.
apple just isn’t going to apply a technology to it’s system that isn’t open source.
“Dave, I gotta say that I just can’t imagine anyone missing out on all of the greatness that is iPhone because they can’t have a Justin Timberlake ringtone.”
It’s the fact that I KNOW they are deliberately locking out custom ringtones so they can force you to buy them. Thats fine, but ive got ringtones i like, and im not paying for them after ive already paid for them once. No ringtones, no sale.
And yeah, go ahead and get medieval on me for having a custom ringtone Larsje. I’d love nothing better . Bring it.
Unfortunately you can buy all the songs from the iTunes Plus Store that you want to make as the ringing tones. You can buy more special ringing tones like the Crazy Frock… That is extra and will cost you 1,29. You can record your own things (unfortunately) and so on. iPhone kicks *ss.
MDN magic word:months.. IT WILL TAKE SO MANY MONTHS BEFORE I GET MY FREAKING IPHONE! How can world be this cruel!
I decided not to replace my treo 270 2 1/2 years ago when the flip lid broke off 4 different times on 4 different devices. I had read the rumors of iPhone right here and decided to not buy anything until this came out. In the interim I’ve been given 2 nokias (hated) and a windows-phone, which, btw Ballmer retailed at well over $500. I grew so frustrated with that POS that I actually threw it through a wall, which felt great. I will spend all-day camped outside of the Apple store waiting for my reward for years of suffering but…
I do have one concern. With the lack of physical buttons it seems that there will be a huge need for a smart voice-dialing option. When you are driving and irresponsibly dialing a cell phone you rely on the familiar tactile touch of buttons to dial- this won’t be possible w/ no buttons. So far I’ve heard nothing of the iPhone (bitch) ‘s voice recognition capabilities. Have any of you?
Remember SJ said theirs a SIM slot on top! Look again at the beginning of the demo you’ll see in-between the phone-jack(left) & the On/Off button(right). It has a pinhole to open it up.
That was a great demo video. It’s safe to say, there is nothing even remotely close to the iPhone. Once again, it’s Apple’s software that makes all the difference.
That video is excellent.
iPhone seems so easy to use!
I’m now an expert in using it – just gota wait till october to buy one though being in the UK :((
re: No ringtones or ringbacks from the music library. Disappointing.
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This is not suprising really as Apple wants to keep the Record Labels sweet and I imagine the service provider wants you to download them from their website at a cost ofc.
All part of the mobile phone eco-culture im affraid – and this is not exceptional to the iphone, this is the case with all mobile providers.
Everyone remember! – this is version 1.0 of the iphone!
All you winers out there saying “no user definable ringtones” blah blah blah…
Apple can add this VERY EASILY with one simple software update if they want to.
To me this anin no deal breaker, the fact that iphone is basically a hand held mac is enough for me to sign on the dotted line and buy one!
This is the phone I have been waiting for over 10 years, and it don’t disappoint me at all.
The fact that it automatically syncs all my contacts email accounts in one simple step is revolutionary.
There will never be a phone out there from any other phone maker who will provide the same compatibility with the mac OS and hardware.
If you use a mac just get an iphone and forget all the other makers because they ALL SUCK compared to this.
What about Outlook Exchange with iPhone?
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Yes it does work on the iphone.
re: I do have one concern. With the lack of physical buttons it seems that there will be a huge need for a smart voice-dialing option. When you are driving and irresponsibly dialing a cell phone you rely on the familiar tactile touch of buttons to dial- this won’t be possible w/ no buttons. So far I’ve heard nothing of the iPhone (bitch) ‘s voice recognition capabilities. Have any of you?
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I repeat!
IT IS ILEGAL TO USE YOUR PHONE WHILE DRIVING!
You wanna get banned from driving? – just try it!
If your life is so busy that you cant even pull over from the road to make a call then you need to get your priorities in life sorted out.
Petey,
It’s not illegal to use a mobile phone i my state yet. In fact I got on the interstate just so I could text you this reply!
“I know it seems silly that they wouldn’t allow you to enter a contact or calendar event into the iPhone, but …”
Actually, Apple has stated in print, in several places that iPhone lets you add contacts without PC Syncing by using just the phone.
“No ringtones from the iTunes library.”
Hmmm. Perhaps not, but if you go back and take a look at the MacWorld keynote, when they demo iPhone syncing with iTunes… There’s a tab they didn’t discuss at all and it’s called Ringtones. I’m assuming that if there’s a tab specifically for it – then you can add and remove ringtones via iTunes (and probably download them too.) Although I must say that I don’t care b/c crappy obnoxious ringtones of songs are either used by retards or teenagers… seriously.
Ringtones:
i did not see anywhere that it will not be possible to make your own ringtones.
18 apps ?, no he said 16, the 12 on the top + phone, mail, web and iPod.
i have still not read anywhere that the battery is not replaceable.
the iPhone is powerful enough to show flash movies, they did not include the flash plugin because it could be unsafe to run browser plugins, and because flash allows VOIP
yes it’s a phone, but it IS a mac, and i don’t see why macdailynews should only talk about the mac itself, and not accessory’s
REVOFUCKINLUTIONARY
Question:
is the resolution of a digital camera hardware dependent or software dependent? If it’s software dependent then it’s simply a matter of a software update to increase the resolution of the iPhone’s camera. That would make the iPhone the first resolution independent digital camera. How cool would that be ?
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“How cool would that be ?”
It would be VERY cool. If it were at all true. Which it is not.
Camera resolution is dependant on how many pixels the sensing unit has. So sadly, it’s a hardware issue.
with great expectations comes great disappointment
Like how I hated the book by Charles Dickens of the same name, or last night your partner was hot but bad in bed?