We haven’t heard much from bowling aficionado and RealNetworks CEO Rob Glaser since early March when he called Apple “deceptive for not explicitly telling customers that iTunes songs can’t be transferred easily to other devices,” so we thought we’d have some fun in the form of another Glaser photo captioning contest. Despite many calls for more, we haven’t had one since our Bono-Glaser photo caption contest last October.
So what if it’s one of those contests where nobody wins a “real” prize? Who cares! It’s fun anyway. Below is a photo of Rob Glaser, founder and CEO of RealNetworks, Inc. – let’s see what you can do with it!
Related MacDailyNews articles:
Real CEO Glaser calls Apple ‘deceptive’ with iTunes Music Store – March 07, 2005
Real CEO pitches to half empty room at tech symposium; Apple draws standing-room-only crowd – February 25, 2005
RealNetworks’ CEO Rob Glaser grabs 3 of top 10 spots on ‘Dumbest Moments in Business 2005’ list – January 31, 2005
Bono-Glaser photo caption contest now open – October 25, 2004
Real’s CEO Glaser: ‘Harmony’ hack legal, Mac lovers are very sensitive to Apple criticism, and more – September 14, 2004
Analyst: Rob Glaser’s ill-advised war against Apple ‘is going to bite RealNetworks on the ass’ – August 30, 2004
RealNetwork’s CEO Glaser crashes Apple’s music party – July 30, 2004
Real CEO Glaser: Steve Jobs’ comments on Real ‘not succeeding’ are ‘ridiculously humorous’ – April 29, 2004
NY Times: Real CEO Glaser was close to having ‘iPod’ before Apple, but let it ‘slip through his fingers – April 24, 2004
Real’s CEO Glaser: Apple’s iPod/iTunes combo ‘threatens to turn off consumers’ – April 20, 2004
Jobs to Glaser: go pound sand – April 16, 2004
Real CEO Glaser begs Apple to make iPod play nice with other music services – March 24, 2004
Real CEO Glaser: ‘iTunes is only going to be used for playing songs you bought using the iTunes store – January 16, 2004
It will be about this big, round, and it will be made of vinyl
Good one, Kristin.
….and then Steve showed me his and it was this big. Now I know why Bill Gates named the company “Microsoft”.
What did i just say?…what were we just talking about? oh yeah, about XP3…..
“Mmmmmmmmm, iPods. Doh! I mean …ah, forget it!
“I’m all pooped out and feel born again”
“Career opportunities at Micosoft and RealNetworks have never been better. We’re looking for grads who want to change the world. It’s just not true that stench you smell is from us…”
Rob as Darth Vader: ..Steeeeve, I am your father…!
Rob as old man smithers from ‘Scooby Doo’: …And I would’ve gotten away with too, if it hadn’t had been for those meddling Mac users!”
Rob as Jackie Gleason in ‘The Honeymooners’: “I’ve got a BIIIIG MOUTH!”
Rob in an old aspirin tv commercial: “I got a headache THIS BIG, so I shot myself in the foot, and it went away.”