“You know he has one. You know it’s the big 60GB model, loaded, flawless and gleaming and radiating a strange liquid ethereal glow and couched in a beautiful custom rainbow-colored biodegradable case made of clouds and eagle feathers and wine,” Mark Morford writes for The San Francisco Gate. “And of course Jesus gets his iPods wholesale, given how he and Steve Jobs go way back, back to the time when Jobs was a scruffy twentysomething geek ever praying for revelation and God finally gave Jesus the green light to inspire the first Mac. The iPod and Jesus — it just makes sense.”
“Got a tune you truly believe is on Jesus’ iPod? Send me your song suggestions and a brief reason why you think it’s on Jesus’ iPod, and if I receive sufficient replies I might just run it in a follow-up column. Send suggestions to mmorford@sfgate.com no later than May 3, or by the Second Coming, whichever comes first. Praise Jesus. Or, you know, Steve Jobs,” Morford writes.
Full article here.
MacDailyNews Take: Morford’s going straight to hell.
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This is why I think I will be leaving MDN for at least awhile now. What was meant to be a fun, interactive topic turned into a religious debate thanks to someone waking up on the wrong side of the bed yesterday (and u know who u are). So I leave you with this: my pastor has a saying, “if you’re right and I’m wrong, no harm done. However, if I’m right and you’re wrong…..”