“You know he has one. You know it’s the big 60GB model, loaded, flawless and gleaming and radiating a strange liquid ethereal glow and couched in a beautiful custom rainbow-colored biodegradable case made of clouds and eagle feathers and wine,” Mark Morford writes for The San Francisco Gate. “And of course Jesus gets his iPods wholesale, given how he and Steve Jobs go way back, back to the time when Jobs was a scruffy twentysomething geek ever praying for revelation and God finally gave Jesus the green light to inspire the first Mac. The iPod and Jesus — it just makes sense.”
“Got a tune you truly believe is on Jesus’ iPod? Send me your song suggestions and a brief reason why you think it’s on Jesus’ iPod, and if I receive sufficient replies I might just run it in a follow-up column. Send suggestions to mmorford@sfgate.com no later than May 3, or by the Second Coming, whichever comes first. Praise Jesus. Or, you know, Steve Jobs,” Morford writes.
Full article here.
MacDailyNews Take: Morford’s going straight to hell.
Related MacDailyNews articles:
The iPod is bigger than Jesus, now can Apple’s Mac take on Windows? – January 31, 2005
American Idiot, by Green Day…
MDN take:
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Sure am glad we are using bandwidth for something useful like this.
What if God was one of us by Joan Osborne.
Jesus is Just Alright by The Doobie Brothers
If I Could Walk On Water by Eddie Money
MDN, that was a hilarious take.
More importantly, what’s on the Devil’s Creative Zen?
The complete works of Liquid Jesus, of course.
Also, “Personal Jesus” by Depeche Mode.
Bless you all!
“More importantly, what’s on the Devil’s Creative Zen?”
I thought Gates used an iRiver
“Manah-manah” – The Muppets
“Come Like You Promise” by Delirious?
ITMS Link:
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?playlistId=20956628&selectedItemId=20956583
More important… you better make sure your name is on his contacts list.
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great, now we’re wondering what’s on a fictitious person’s ipod. yeah, go religion go! religion should just be abolished as it has no place in modern society (and it’s doubtful it’s ever really had a place in human evolution).
Keith Green’s “Asleep in the Light”
Lyrics
http://www.delusionresistance.org/christian/keith/k37.html
iTunes Music Store
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?playlistId=50200083&selectedItemId=50199917
natis,
I forgive you. Jesus was a real person:
http://www.facingthechallenge.org/real.htm
An advance copy of “iCon”.
Morrissey’s “I Forgive You Jesus”, natch.
natis,
Can you find a legitimate historical authority that denies the existence of Jesus?
http://www.needgod.com
The Theme to Charlie’s Angels
And The Father Will Dance (an old Catholic song)
prophet… thanks but no thanks. religion and the belief that people should have the right to carry guns is what is really killing this country. Jesus may have existed as a person, but he’s not the son of a god. And any one that needs religion to help them be a good person is, quite frankly, a weak person.
“Spirit In The Sky” by Norman Greenbaum
“Jesus Thinks You’re A Jerk” by Frank Zappa
The complete works of Marilyn Manson
Funny thing, Prophet…no matter how you answer the questions, you end up needing God and going to Hell…Gee, that quiz must have been programmed by a Windows user.
The Secular Web
http://www.infidels.org/
American Athiets
http://www.atheists.org/
Disco Jesus
http://bubba.hometowngravy.com/discojesus.html
Any soundtrack of any Kevin Smith movie!!!