Google CEO Schmidt: Change your name to escape ‘cyber past’

“Eric Schmidt suggested that young people should be entitled to change their identity to escape their misspent youth, which is now recorded in excruciating detail on social networking sites such as Facebook,” Murray Wardrop reports for The Telegraph.

“‘I don’t believe society understands what happens when everything is available, knowable and recorded by everyone all the time,’ Mr Schmidt told the Wall Street Journal,” Wardrop reports. “In an interview Mr Schmidt said he believed that every young person will one day be allowed to change their name to distance themselves from embarrasssing photographs and material stored on their friends’ social media sites.”

Wardrop reports, “The 55-year-old also predicted that in the future, Google will know so much about its users that the search engine will be able to help them plan their lives. ‘We’re trying to figure out what the future of search is,’ Mr Schmidt said. ‘One idea is that more and more searches are done on your behalf without you needing to type. I actually think most people don’t want Google to answer their questions. They want Google to tell them what they should be doing next.'”

MacDailyNews Take: No, Eric, we definitely do not want Google to tell us what we should be doing next, you dope.

Wardrop continues, “The comments are not the first time Mr Schmidt has courted controversy over the wealth of personal information people reveal on the internet. Last year, he notoriously remarked: ‘If you have something that you don’t want anyone to know, maybe you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.'”

Full article here.

MacDailyNews Take: Maybe the Pink Cowboy should change his name to Eric T. Mole… Oops, that wouldn’t work, either.

54 Comments

  1. Google has an exaggerated sense of self-importance, to say the least.

    The sad truth is that everyone who uses Google’s products and services, such as search, Android, Google Earth, etc… they are NOT even Google’s real customers. A “customer” is someone who pays for a service or product. Google “users” do not pay anything to Google directly, so Google has no direct incentive to make them happy or look out for their best interests. Google’s real customers are the entities who pay for things such as advertising and user data. They are the ones Google wants to satisfy. The users are nothing more than Google’s “commodity.”

    In contrast, Apple’s customers are the users of Apple’s products and services, the people who buy Macs, iPods, iPhones, and iPads. Apple’s motivations align directly with the motivations of customers, and what’s good for the customer is good for Apple.

  2. Eric Schmidt went to Google today and it predictively presented the answer to “How to be an a-hole?” Answer: “be yourself, Eric.”

    Freak. It’d be funny if he wasn’t the CEO of Google.

  3. “MDN’s obsession with Steve Jobs is pathological.”

    I don’t see that at all. I see some good pokes at people who write articles and open their mouths (like Schmidt), but no obsession.

    Steve is a damned good manager and inspiration for good design and yet just a guy who does the dishes after dinner.

    Sure he pushes and shouts at people, but that hardly makes him bad.

    I don’t see suck up on MDN.

  4. I think I’ll change my name to Eric Schmidt… He thinks that pink shirt is wild! It will be nothing compared to the exploits of me, complete with blogs, photos, videos, police records, judgement summaries, restraining orders and the like! Yes, folks it’s the NEW Eric Schmidt…

    Pretty soon, Eric… You’ll need to change your name! Again and again and again…

    Moron! And Steve had this guy, along with Al G., makes me wondercat times about Steve’s faculties at times!

  5. ‘Eric Schmidt suggested that young people should be entitled to change their identity to escape their misspent youth’

    Hmmm….I wonder what Eric’s original name was and what bad things did he do when he was young.

  6. As for the notion that people shouldn’t do stupid things that they may be ashamed of someday… good luck with that.

    The vast majority of humans, particularly young ones, tend to do stupid things that they regret only when they become older. It’s a sign of maturity. Many things are regretful only in hindsight. People without regrets are either stupid, immature, lying, or lucky.

    Or they have so much money or are in such positions of power that they can ignore the consequences of actions that produce regrets.

    As for changing one’s name, good luck with that, too.

    Does anyone (besides Schmidt) seriously think past behavior won’t dog you even after a name change? Is he proposing some kind of Federal Protection Program for Regretful People that will relocate them with new identities?

    The world is full of self-rightgious bastards of every stripe who take great delight in making sure your regretful past follows you no matter what you try to do.

  7. What drugs is this guy on???????

    There is no way in hell ANY government will allow identity change.

    Think of this senario… A known child molester with grooms his latest victim online.

    He finds out someone might be onto him.

    So he covers his tracks by changing his online identity so he can carry on abusing children.

    Senario 2 :

    A habitual drink driver who has been banned from driving for running over and killing someone content get a job because of his criminal record.

    He changes his identity with a false name, background history etc to get that driving job he wants.

    He gets the job under false details (which is fraud and a criminal offense btw!) and starts his new job.

    Day 1 he drives off, runs over someone and kills them. He gives the police his fake online name and details because if he gives then his birth details he will end up in prison because he’s banned from driving.

    He in effect gets away with murder.

    To summarise, IF this ever gets considered then I WILL BE ACTIVELY APPOSING THIS AND WILL DO EVERYTHING INY POWER FOR IT NOT TO HAPPEN.

  8. So Eric is in effect promoting online Fraud and falsifying personal data.

    In the UK you go to prision for a minimum of 5 years if you do this.

    And hey, let’s not jet change our name, let’s change our families identities, let’s make up a fake date of birth, let’s hide our criminal record, let’s change our medical history, let’s rewrite history…

    Hitler was a Samaritan, saddam vassal was a saint who saved the world, serial killers are helping society, 911 didn’t happen, world war 2 happened between Mcdonalds and Burger King in the year 1420ad, Jesus Christ was black…

    The list us endless of the implications of what Eric is suggesting.

    He seriously needs to be locked up – he is one dangerous guy!

  9. Oh and btw Eric, lose te pink look.

    You look like some sort of 70s gay porn star – not the right image for one of Googles major players.

    Your ‘customers’ must be laughing their asses off!

  10. I have stopped using Google since someone mentioned an alternative search engine which does not pass on any of your personal information or search habits.

    This is – “ixquick.com” and it doesn’t have any ads either, or records your ip address. Works on your desktop and the iphone.

  11. @MDN ‘If you have something that you don’t want anyone to know, maybe you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.’

    I believe in this day and age, with better and better technology (cameras everywhere, DNA tests, search enginges), he certainly has a point.

    Technology can’t be stopped. It is how the obtained information is delivered to the wrong people, that matters. As technology progresses we may have to rethink privacy and regulate the distribution of information, who owns it, whether such info is admissible in court, etc.

    Of course, when society or an authoritarian government unduly tells us which actions are allowable, there may be (big) problems.

  12. For all the knuckleheads out there who think folks who like Apple products are being told what to do by Steve Jobs, listen up:

    No.

    I either like Apple’s products or I don’t. I either accept the conditions in which Apple offers them or I buy something that I find acceptable.

    It’s just that simple. The choice is mine. And who would ever think that a site devoted to Apple would follow what it’s CEO does! Shocking!

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