What’s possibly one of the greatest photos every taken — or one of the greatest photoshopped images ever produced — has surfaced.
“Please tell me this is Photoshopped,” Dr. Macenstein writes. “Actually, don’t. I want this picture to be real so bad it hurts.”
Full article here.
Photo originally via Break.com here.
MacDailyNews Take: We don’t care if it’s real or not, we just want it in poster size!
(We think it’s real, as who would have thought to have photoshopped in the other Segway rider seen in the left foreground? Plus, Woz is whistling! Of course, it could just be noted-prankster Woz joking around with his Segway pals – a real photo, but of a set-up situation. If it’s not a real photo, you’re witnessing the handiwork of pure genius.)
haha now that is funny. sad that someone wants to take a photo of a man taking a leak, but funny nonetheless!
There’s a great interview with Woz on the BBC:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/click_online/7741472.stm
Peace.
It’s real.
Woz is the lamest guy now. I really feel sorry for him.
Wait, look at the pipes. Do you have to flush all four urinals at the same time? Those little things above each urinal look like wall clips, not flush handles.
Hahaha! Woz is such a hoot.
Was this a candid shot or was Woz posing? Either way, I want someone to photoshop Ballmer’s head in the urinal.
I didn’t realize Woz was so short (in more ways than one) that he needed a platform to reach the urinal.
Didn’t they have a little boy sized urinal in the bathroom?
And what does he do when has to do number 2? Segway in the stall?
Could someone please photoshop “Pee different” in the top left corner. And get on it right away. Thanks.
@_Bill_
I’m not a plumber, but as a lover of the trivial I have seen many such plumbing arrangements in the UK. And of course most UK urinals are automatic flushing ones. I can’t see that this is a fake just because of this.
@HMCIV
And Bill Gates’s head too. Well done, good thinking!
I don’t think he’s posing.
The Photo is Real but it’s a set-up shot:
1) look at the angle of Woz in relationship to the wall of Urinals. (he’s at 45 degree angel to it.)
2) Considering his angle look at the distance (he’s in 3 point land Considering his age it would be more like a half court shot)
It’s a restroom at one of the parks were Woz’s Segway Polo team plays. I been in that restroom but, can’t remember the park’s name.
Who would take a multi-thousand dollar machine into a dirty restroom? Oh, yeah, a rich guy.
Woz is starting to look like those people on the spaceship from WALL.E . What the hell? The segway is the beginning of a planet of fat pigs. Woz you need to walk buddy.
Erotic
@ glad cow
Shouldn’t that be
“Think Smegway” ???!!!
This one is for the history books.
We always knew Woz was a whiz-kid.
This is tasteless
Harvey,
We aim to please.
Apparently, so does Woz.
ZachCube
You took the words right out of my mouth. My 5 year old thinks WALL-E is the greatest movie ever (it was good, but not that good). Nevertheless those images from the movie were the first thing that sprang into my mind after seeing this rather pathetic but funny image.
It’s almost as if Woz has superglued his feet to his Segway and never bothers to get off and walk. Can anyone say “muscular atrophy”? And BTW, is Kathy Griffin still dating him? Haven’t kept up with the gossip columns. I would think not if he’s affixed to that Segway. (Ewww, now I have this disgusting image of the two of them DOING it on the Segway!) ARRRRGGGGHHHH!
later
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OK – so he’s having a piss. I’d be really mad if somebody took a picture of me doing that.
And whats with the urinals so close together? I don’t want to see some guy’s big hairy ‘tallywacker’. Can’t they make them further apart? Yuck!
And how about a nice pic of Queen Elizabeth ‘pinching a loaf’. How nice would that be?
This one is Photoshopped.
And I still respect the Woz.
Yeah, I’m a geek
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I just threw up in my mouth—a lot!
Does anybody know what is making that bright glow?
Chrissy One,
I thought you left us like Ampar, Oh No My Shorts! and Zune Tang.
I haven’t seen any postings from any of you in a long time.
ONMS told me he refuses to even read MDN anymore.
Good to see you’re still alive though.
That Segway’s been flagged.