“Following the company’s announcement that it would discontinue public sales of the wearable technology, Google officials confirmed Monday that all unsold units of Google Glass would be donated to underprivileged assholes in Africa,” The Onion, America’s Finest News Source, reports.
“‘We are committed to positively impacting the lives of poverty-stricken smug pricks by distributing the surplus inventory of Google Glass to self-important fucks throughout sub-Saharan Africa,’ a statement released by the company read in part,” The Onion reports, “adding that the program will provide the optical head-mounted technology, as well as professional training sessions, to destitute communities of conceited dicks from Sierra Leone, to Somalia, to Botswana.”
The Onion reports, “‘This gesture will help tens of thousands of poor and needy men, women, and children across the continent who have never had the opportunity to walk around looking like a pompous jackass all day long.'”
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MacDailyNews Take: As always, we salute Our Lady of Perpetual Beta.
Did you know that the first family in Africa to receive their Google Glass units live in a hut made entirely of Zunes?