Let’s just call the Amazon Echo what it is

“Amazon [has] announced a new device called Echo. With a built-in, cloud connected, ‘always on’ microphone, the Echo can listen for your voice ‘from across the room,'” Greg Kumparak writes for TechCrunch. “You can ask it about the weather. You can tell it to set an alarm. You can ask it for information about Abraham Lincoln. It’s a personal assistant in a tube!”

“But let’s be clear here on what this thing is beyond that — or what it will be,” Kumparak writes. “Amazon is not in the business of telling you whether or not it will rain tomorrow. Nor is it in the business of waking you up in the morning. Nor is it in the business of teaching you about dead presidents.Amazon is in the business of selling you things — and that is why Echo exists.”

“They want their store ‘front end’ to be floating in the ether all around you, just waiting for you to open your mouth,” Kumparak writes. “The Echo is a bit like the Fire Phone in that regard; it may do some interesting stuff, but its driving force, the beat in its heart, will be to accept your money as efficiently as possible… Amazon clearly learned its lesson with the way it marketed the Fire Phone (and the $83 million worth of phones they have sitting around).”

Read more in the full article here.

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37 Comments

  1. If you’re an Amazon Grime member you can learn about Abraham Lincoln for only $99! (if they let you into their super secret club, which you have to ask to join)

    1. …”want to” being the important part. This superfluous, useless device (useless because there’s really nothing new here, and its implementation looks deeply flawed) is yet another sign of Bezos’s desperation. Bezos has become a sad reactionary wannabe, devoid of innovation, with nowhere to go but down.
      His was a grand vision, ultimately destined only for failure – but what can you say about the fools who still cling to this plummeting behemoth, with an insane P/E of over 700?

  2. All I could think is how convenient it would be to have that for Siri, until I realized we already do. You can enable the “Hey Siri” feature and there you go, much better system integrated with your Apple ecosystem.

    Amazon’s attempt isn’t even something new, if anything it’s unnecessary hardware trying to scrape dollars off of a free offering that doesn’t need hardware.

      1. I can’t. She doesn’t speek dutch and has problems understanding my ‘dunglish’. When I want her to play some music on my phone I always end up excusing some poor sod she called inadvertently…

  3. it is positively chilling to me, the prospect of a listening device always active in my home. who are the listeners? how could anyone completely cast aside their privacy and own one of these? I think it is reasonable to assume that Bezos would gladly monetize anything his device would overhear in your home said by you or your family. is there a class of people who crave an automated reflex communique from Amazon offering them something for sale based on what they recently talked about?

      1. What was that on another thread about the tv listening to you all the time and a warning to be careful what you say as it may be passed on to third parties. I would have been worried that Amazon WAS one of those third parties let alone sending it to them direct.

    1. It is not listening in the sense you imply. It only acts when you say a key word. That word is decided by you. I find the whole idea intriguing. You would probably be much more likely to use it than having to pull a phone out of your pocket, press the home button, wait for the beep, and then say something. In fact I have read speculation that Apple TV might someday have similar functions to Echo. “TV, turn on the football game”. “TV, turn down the heat”. Etc.

      1. You are naive to think that. Read the user agreement: it says anything it hears can be used to serve you but only responds when it hears the hey echo. The UA allows them to send the data to their computers for analyzing, it knows where it is installed, it will know the individuals by voice, shopping pattern, it will recognize what tv or radio you are watching, it will recognize people’s names.

        Most importantly, everything recorded can be collected by a court order and used in anyway the authorities deem appropriate. OUCH… There is nothing in the UA on what happens to the data collected and we know it will never be deleted…

      2. It’s an internet connected open microphone.
        If they can hack a switched off phone the “Echo” will be a trivial task. ( ‘will’ – probably already done ).

        In which case ‘Echo” might be more appropriate than you think.

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