Which media outfits are the worst Apple fomenters?

In a now infamous interview that Jim Cramer gave to TheStreet.com’s Aaron Task back in 2006, the host of CNBC’s “Mad Money” defined “fomenting.”

“You can’t foment,” Cramer said. “That’s a violation. You can’t create yourself an impression that a stock is down. But you do it anyway because the SEC doesn’t understand it. That’s the only sense that I would say that it is illegal. But a hedge fund that is not up a lot really has to do a lot now to save itself.”

“This is actually blatantly illegal,” Cramer stated flatly, “but when you have six days and your company may be in doubt because you are down, I think it is really important to foment. If I were one of these guys, foment an impression that [Company X] isn’t any good, because [Company X] is the key today.”

Cramer explained, “It’s important to get people talking about it as if something is wrong with [Company X]. Then you would call the [Wall Street] Journal and talk the bozo reporter on [Company X] and you would feed that [Company Y] has got a killer it is going to give. These are the things that you must do… And if you are not doing it, maybe you shouldn’t be in the game.”

With that definition in mind, and in light of the SEC article we just posted, which media outfit, and/or individuals, if any, do you believe is the worst Apple (AAPL) fomenter? And, please include examples (links) to specific instances if you have them. If you don’t believe the media outlets and/or an individuals would do such a thing, please let us know, too, as we have a rather large-sized bridge in Brooklyn for sale that you’ll surely love.

30 Comments

  1. I’ll put forth “The Register” as a culprit and Orlowski as the worst offender there. There have been many times over the years they repeatedly put of things they have been shown were totally false.

  2. Gabriel, you asked me …
    “What part of ‘in light of the SEC article we just posted’ did you not understand?”

    My basic problem with this, as written …
    Who is “we” and when was the “we” established in the context of the total article ?

    Yes, I know the “we” is MDN – but had to stop and figure it out, took a second
    It’s not specified once in the entire Article, dig ?

    MDN, I love you guys – Man – and have “teased” you about this before … ” width=”19″ height=”19″ alt=”grin” style=”border:0;” />

    You play loose with Journalism Writing Standards at times, imho
    And at times, like this one, you play loose with some Basic Elements of Style, imho
    In fact, imho, you make some of the same mistakes many of the “fomenters” make
    Which leads, imho, to a lot of the “fomenting” … more on that in a minute

    Yes, you have a Great Website, and feed us compelling Apple News
    *** Here at the MDN Hotel, Resort, and Casino – Bring the Family ***
    And yes, you’re probably nice guys and we’re happy you let us be part of your weblog
    But sorry, that doesn’t mean you’re “Journalists” or “English Majors”

    When certain “rules of the road” are not followed, confusion can easily follow
    My suggestion in this instance …

    Specify immediately at top of Story, for example …

    “MDN wants to dig into its Archives for this Article from 2006”
    “In a now infamous interview ….yada yada … fomenting.”
    ———————–
    “Cramer quotes, other paragraphs”
    “Cramer explained, yada yada, last paragraph … in the game”
    ————————
    “Now, with that definition in mind, and in light of the SEC article we posted earlier today, MDN wants to know which media outfit … yada yada”

    See the difference ?

    We know who is talking when, time frame references are given, sections are defined
    If have to use bullets, line breaks, whatever – anything is better than nothing

    Also, bet this is a good example of how much of this “fomenting” gets born, imho
    Bet most of these “analyst types” are good with numbers (ok, we’ll say they are)
    But words and language can often get in their way – get misconstrued, and misunderstood
    And the “fomenting” spreads like that Gossip Game around the Campfire
    It could maybe be argued that much of the “fomenting” is not by design
    But mostly by accident due to communication skills that often leave much to be desired
    Yea, those like Cramer, Dorkvat, etc are maybe so busy playing Expert with Other People’s Money™
    They’ve maybe been talking bullshit for so long – – Their doublespeak probably has them confused
    And we the readers ? … forgetaboutit

    Finally, one particular type of word is a universal challenge
    Again, from up top here …

    Which “we” are we talking about that “just posted”
    And will we have to stop, think about it, and figure out who “we” is
    Or will we find it easier to read article and quickly understand if we know “we” is MDN

    Nouns … please … not pronouns … ” width=”19″ height=”19″ alt=”wink” style=”border:0;” />

    MDN you’re doing fine over all, I’m just picky, no need to sweat it too much
    You’re in the middle of trying to invent new forms and styles of Communication
    Parts of these structures are unique to Internet, but others are as old as papyrus
    So just think of me as the English Teacher Editor From Hell™ you maybe never had
    And as someone said – What you may lack in expertise, you make up for with enthusiasm … ” width=”19″ height=”19″ alt=”cool smile” style=”border:0;” />

    BC

  3. p.s. interesting the connections between ZDNet and CNet, didn’t know that

    Do know CBS/Viacom now owns CNet – and so got MacFixit, et al in process, yes ?

    Lot of folks in bed together, very interesting

    Wonder who’s “doing” who ?

  4. Awww, shame on me for not paying attention – just found out …

    Ted Landau left MacFixIt this past June (damn, he’s a Great Writer too)

    And of course his last article is the question “The Demise of Troubleshooters?”

    Could be … ” width=”19″ height=”19″ alt=”wink” style=”border:0;” />

    http://www.macfixit.com/article.php?story=20090828101427842

    For so many years it was so easy for us with guys like a Landau around

    We never had that many Mac Info/Help/Troublesooting sites to choose from

    So simple to know who had the Real Deal™ and who was talking shit

    How come always felt so bad for Windows folks all these years, lot of noise out there

    Let’s hope it doesn’t get too noisy and crowded in our Future Apple World

    Especially if we don’t have enough Ted Landau’s around to help us “fixit”

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