Firefighters battle 3-alarm blaze at Apple HQ in Cupertino

According to reports, Santa Clara Countyfirefighters have put out a blaze that burned for more than three hours at the headquarters of Apple Inc. The first reports of smoke came at about 10 p.m. Tuesday night, and the fire was contained by 12:30 a.m. Wednesday.

The three-alarm fire scorched the roof and the second level at one of the six buildings on the company’s northern California campus in Cupertino, according to a report from The Associated Press. Local television reports say that the fire was at a “Research and Development” building and that there was extensive fire and water damage. About 100 Apple employees were working late at the time of the fire.

“It was extinguished early Wednesday morning and no one was injured,” AP reports. “Senior Communications Dispatcher Rafael Salcedo says the fire was ‘not very big, but there is going to be a lot of smoke damage.'”

Full article here.

CBS5 has raw video here.

We blame Milton Waddams. Luckily nobody was injured, but the damn iTeleporter is going to have to be completely rebuilt.

77 Comments

  1. @Smoke Free Campus

    Apparently all Steve would need to do is wipe out the kangaroo population of Australia, either through eating, shooting, clubbing or bombing them.

    Who knew those environmentalists were such a bloodthirsty lot?

    Personally, I’m on Skippy’s side.

  2. > A pile of splintered office chairs was discovered as the origin of the blaze.

    > Still testing PowerBook G5’s it seems

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  3. I wouldn’t be surprised if Microsoft offered money to rebuild such a vital aspect of their, uh, Apple’s business. If Apple were to go down, MS would have no idea what to do anymore!

  4. So, it looks like Zune Tang was of the party! Balmer was only there to watch if Zune Tang’s zealotry would just be enough (avoiding to spend $ having to pay someone to do it – M$ has to keep monney for Vista’s promotion)!

  5. Bill Gates got lost after naively responding to a World War II squadron scramble that one of the many Bindows viruses told him about (63 years late). His ancient Tiger Moth, which he mistakenly took due to his “knowledge” of period warbirds brought about by an inaccurate Microsoft Flight Simulator, was emailed another virus to its onboard and “super-reliable” Dell Inspiron neo-computer by Zune Tang. Unfortunately, the build-up of quasi-data resulted in the bomb doors on his plane rupturing and chucking a pile of incendiary bombs onto the Apple R&D;building. The 3-alarm system, which signifies an fire caused by three Microsoft programs coinciding in their eternal death throes, albeit death throes that are the very nemesis of Apple, and not their fault in any way, was thus triggered.

  6. I heard there was a witness who saw two suspicious looking guys running away from the building just before the fire started. And they looked a lot like Gates and Ballmer!

    Remember the scene from Young Frankenstein, where Boyle got his thumb lit?

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