New Hampshire iPhone thief turns himself in

“A Methuen, Mass., man accused of stealing 330 iPhones with a former co-worker turned himself in yesterday after fighting extradition for nearly two months,” James A. Kimble reports for The Eagle-Tribune.

“Josh Garrard, 28, was ordered held at the Rockingham County Jail yesterday after his arraignment in Salem District Court,” Kimble reports.

“Salem police Sgt. Steve Malisos said police sought a governor’s warrant and were in the process of trying to bring Garrard back to the state from Massachusetts through the court system when he changed his mind and turned himself in at the Salem police station around 11:30 a.m. yesterday,” Kimble reports.

“Garrard was arrested March 25 at his Methuen home on charges of teaming up with a co-worker at the Apple Store at the Mall at Rockingham Park to steal hundreds of the popular computer phones and resell them,” Kimble reports.

“Garrard and Christopher Nashed, 22, of Sandown are facing single felony theft charges. The two men planned on reselling the phones to a single buyer for a $138,600 profit,” Kimble reports.

Full article here.


  1. 330 iPhones falls well within felony theft range.
    If he has a previous record, he is looking at a few years shacking up with some very lonely male companionship.

    Suggested playlist for his zune while in prison:
    Welcome to the jungle-Guns N’ Roses
    I fought the law-The Clash or Bobby Fuller Four
    Been Caught stealing-Jane’s Addiction
    Love is all around-Generation Love
    Love Hurts-Nazareth

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  2. I agree about the Zune thing.

    A 30-year prison term is like 10,950 days in jail.

    I say they should give him 109 Zunes, and for every one that he sells he can knock 100 days off his sentence. The stipulations are that he must sell them at the going retail price and has one month to do it (and no sales can be made to the mentally challenged, either).

    That ought to result in a pretty long prison term. He’ll be taking in the zuen quite a lot, methinks.

  3. More songs:
    Strange Love-Depeche Mode
    Bump and Grind-Keith Sweat
    The Woman in Me-Shania Twain

    Of course the last maybe should be the man in…..
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