A couple on the south side of Chicago gave their 12-year-old daughter a Microsoft Zune from Wal-Mart.
No, we don’t know what the girl did to deserve such a hideous punishment. And, believe it or not, it gets worse. How is that even possible, you ask?
Well, it seems the Zune had already been returned at least once (big surprise), but it came with a whole lot more than an instruction manual, according to MyFox Chicago.
Is an almost two-hour-long homosexual orgy video on an already-returned open-box device that nobody wants high atop your 12-year-old daughter’s Christmas wish list? Then the Wal-Mart on Chicago’s south side eagerly awaits your visit.
We’ll leave the “squirt” jokes to you. Full video report here.
[Thanks to MacDailyNews Reader “Sketchtrain” for the heads up.]
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Gay Porn?
I dunno. Let’s ask Mark Foley.
Or any Catholic Priest.
…and after firing the minister for getting a “massage” and drugs from a gay prositute, the head of the church returned the zune…
Dear Mr Balmer,
Although, the Pope deeply appreciates the gift of the preloaded brun zune he must return it with regret. His Holliness specifically requested a white zune to match his Prada shoes.
He sends His best wishes and hopes that someday soon both of our great institutions will be able to regain their rightful domination over the people and lead them back into ignorance.
At least now we now how those Zunes get the brown color.
“two-hour-long homosexual orgy video”
In fact, the parents had to watch it three times just to make sure they knew long the video was.
You forgot to include Gary Condit (D). Furthermore, it ain’t the Catholic Church that’s the problem, it’s the gay men who infilterated it. It’s a good bet that most of those gay priests are liberals.
I’ll state the obvious: It’s cruel, but they got what they deserved for buying a microsoft product.
$25 gift card? Are you kidding me? If my daughter ended up with gay porn because of their incompetence I’d take nothing less than a six figure sum (I’d aim for 7), and certainly not a gift card!
The Zune as a Grume-ing device!
This is why microsoft called it the ‘squirting’ feature, see?