A couple on the south side of Chicago gave their 12-year-old daughter a Microsoft Zune from Wal-Mart.
No, we don’t know what the girl did to deserve such a hideous punishment. And, believe it or not, it gets worse. How is that even possible, you ask?
Well, it seems the Zune had already been returned at least once (big surprise), but it came with a whole lot more than an instruction manual, according to MyFox Chicago.
Is an almost two-hour-long homosexual orgy video on an already-returned open-box device that nobody wants high atop your 12-year-old daughter’s Christmas wish list? Then the Wal-Mart on Chicago’s south side eagerly awaits your visit.
We’ll leave the “squirt” jokes to you. Full video report here.
[Thanks to MacDailyNews Reader “Sketchtrain” for the heads up.]
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Want to know what’s even more awful? Steve Ballmer was the star of that homosexual orgy.
Zune that!!!!
Welcome to the social, little girl.
MS prides itself on products for the real world.
Wow. This really isn’t an indictment of MS or the Zune. But Wow. That Wal-Mart manager is stupid. I’m guessing that the box was reshrink wrapped. I think that’s of questionable legality. I think my last sentence may have questionable grammar, I need more coffee.
‘Can’t wait to hear what Zune Tang posts about this!
Now Zune Thang can complete his sentence…welcome to the social…disease.
Finally, Microsoft beat Apple to a unique feature on their MP3 player that some people will find a ‘must have’. Redmond will be hoovering up the pink dollars in no time.
Walmart–pay the parents a couple of grand — before this gets bigger. Was it brown?
Hmm… I knew that Microsoft was sending out special pink Zunes as little surprises.
Never thought it would end up like this…
Walmart paid the parents a full refund plus a $25 gift card.
Now they only have to explain to their 12 year old daughter what those men were doing to each other.
“Was it brown?”
It was white when it was new. Now it’s brown.
I understand Z’s colour scheme now. Ho Ho.
Kid you been Zuned:
The bad news is your gettin’ a Zune
The good news is it comes preloaded with porn.
Now I might just buy that for a dollar!!!!
I hope this story gets some real attention in the media. People are so surface oriented it will likely make them think that Zune’s come preloaded with porn. As if that idiotic device were not terrible enough.
Walmart paid the parents a full refund plus a $25 gift card????
Cheap bastar*s….I would threaten full pubic…errrr…public exposure.
crafty MS with their viral marketing … they are definitely thinking different
I;ll tell you all about it later. first, i gotta go get my hair and nails did.
The parents don’t look too bright.
A two hour orgy? Sounds like someone spent a good deal of time documenting the duration of Zune Tang butt pirates having homosexual intercourse. How many seconds or minutes of time does a person need to find such poof porn objectionable.
“Lookee, here, ma, there’s only two hours of fag on film.”
“Lemme see.”
“Hmm. Oh, my. Goodness. Ow, don’t that hurt? I’m not eatin’ puddin’ any mo.”
“Ya, know, she right. Only two hours. We paid good money for that thang. We is gettin’ our money back.”
Apple should very publicly provide this girl with an iPod.
I’m a Mac addict, but come on folks this is not a Microsoft did something wrong issue. A returned Zune or what have you. And the girl bought it.
Just like Apple shipping iPods with a virus. When a sub contractor sscrews up you act like Ballmer sent out an email to load up a Zube wth porn.. Come on already.
wow, she’s probably gonna be VERY disappointed when she and her first boyfriend “do it” for the first time….
Honestly though, that’s pretty sad.
Ok, this one mentions Wal-Mart and Porn.
Lets send out the flash mobs.
We need a Wal-Mart bashing mob and a defend porn mob……I don’t care if it’s the same people we sent to throw red paint on holiday shoppers, this subject is hot now….
C’mon people…..this is serious material for jokes. Sure we will bash MS and Walmart but it is not with anger, it is with fun….you know, the banana peel slipping kinda fun.
Loosen up…I for one am waiting for those readers that produce the funniest posts (and some of the posters here, except Zune Tang of course, are incredibly witty)….I know you are out there…let the games BEGIN!
Sign me up for both. I’ll go picket Wal-Mart in my leather harness and ball-gag.
Zed… get out the gimp.
-c
MW: ‘post’ (traumatic stress is worth big bucks in court)