We haven’t heard much from chanting, dancing, sweating, chair-throwing and swearing Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer since last month when he admitted that some of Windows Vista’s features will be “kissing cousins” to Mac OS X, so we thought we’d have some fun in the form of another photo captioning contest in the tradition of the ones we’ve held previously featuring RealNetworks’ CEO Rob Glaser.
So what if it’s one of those contests where nobody wins a “real” prize? Who cares! It’s fun anyway. Below is a photo of Steve Ballmer, Microsoft CEO – let’s see what you can do with it! [Thanks to MDN Reader “Lance” for the photo suggestion.]
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Damnit, I totally thought of that iPod thing before they did.
“I am sofa king we todd ed”
“Ouch!!! That kick my microsoftie balls hurts!!”
He is sofa king read todd did.
Another caption: “Doh! Some one complained about us requiring our software on all MP3 players! Damn iTunes!”
Please get me off the planet Jupiter!
MOMMA, I like it here on Mars, I LIKE IT HERE ON MARS!!
1) Clear the room … she’s GONNA B L O W W W W W ! ! ! !!
2) Oh no!
Not the balls, not the balls, nottheballs, NOTTHEBAAALLLLSSSSS!
I just installed Mac OS X last night, and look at all the new features we get to steal.
or…
Hot damn!!! My Apple stock is up 130% for the year!
PLEEZE NOOOooo Billy, let me do my MondeyDance again!!! I know I can get them motivated!! I can even do a little Softshoe ….But PLEEEZE dont trade me in for…..for…..for an iPOD
OH………….
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener…..
Marketing to BG:
And in this picture is our new Vista Grand MOTIVATOR. Each of the first 1000 Vista purchasers will get on of THESE free! It blabbers, drools and if you kick it, it does a kind of monkeydance.
iPod Nano! iPod + video! I can crap better MP3 players than that. Watch this.
MYCOSHOF GOOOOOD, APPOL BAAAD
or
Oh man, if I squint my eyes it really does look like a $#&#$!
This is the closest I’ve come to a woman in years.
I didn’t know Fred Mertz lived that long!
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Introducing, “The Crapper,” a wonderful combination of “The Clapper” and your favorite thing in Windows–the crashes!
if bill gates were to stand in front of me now, I’d but “it” between my hands and open my mouth like this.
Sir, if you leave now, I’m going to call security.
WHO SAID SIT DOWN? GIVE IT UP FOR ME! ONE MORE TIME…
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I’ve got four things I want to say <huff, puff, deep inhale>…
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“When I get a cream filled Krispy Kream, I like to squirt the cream into my mouth by going……WHAM!!!!!!”
Yay! String beans!
Wow!… Look at the shape of the opening of his mouth & lips… Is that an apple?
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“When we come out with a mobile phone, it will be sssóóóóóó flat!”
And that is how you make a peanutbutter and jam sandwitch!
Please, Bill can you give me my iPod I loaned you back!
This is the church, this is the steeple, I’m gonna F’n kill all you people!