We haven’t heard much from chanting, dancing, sweating, chair-throwing and swearing Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer since last month when he admitted that some of Windows Vista’s features will be “kissing cousins” to Mac OS X, so we thought we’d have some fun in the form of another photo captioning contest in the tradition of the ones we’ve held previously featuring RealNetworks’ CEO Rob Glaser.
So what if it’s one of those contests where nobody wins a “real” prize? Who cares! It’s fun anyway. Below is a photo of Steve Ballmer, Microsoft CEO – let’s see what you can do with it! [Thanks to MDN Reader “Lance” for the photo suggestion.]
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Yes! We have finally copied Macs OS. Now every one will know how Macs would feel if they got all our windows viruses.
This screams “integrity”
Bill Gates: “Simon sez: Bark like a seal!”
Ballmer: “urh, urh, urh”
“Kneel before Zod!”
I’m pretty sure he’s demanding more cowbell.
I’m pretty sure he’s demanding more developers … developers … developers …
Thank you Apple, may I have another? repeats with every swat
“My dick is THIS BIG!!!”
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LOL!!!!
OOOOOOOOO WEEEEE I can’t WAIT to get my hands on Mac OS X 10.5 Leopard
Dammit, they passed The Cheeseburger Bill !
“I really hate that iPud!”
(Karate yell)
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllllmaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Oh Yeah! There is an ‘all you can eat’ buffet across the street. Sweet!
“Oh Lord, please don’t let me get fired this month! I just need to save enough up for one of those new Quad G5’s! What? Oh hi, Bill. Uh… I wasn’t doing… anything…”
MW: Eyes, look at his eyes!
If you rub hard enough you can get rid of the hair that grows on your palms.
Toasty wins with his quote so far, hands, um, down…
put your hand together
I said, put your hand together now
dance like a monkey(boy)
I said, dance like a monkey(boy)
http://www.ntk.net/media/dancemonkeyboy.mpg
If I rub real hard and chant real loudy, maybe Steve Job will explode
And the winning entry is:
If your blue and you don’t know where to go to why don’t you go where fashion sits….
PUDIN ONA RIZ!!!
http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/mp3s.cgi?Young_Frankenstein=the-ritz.mp3
DAMNIT… WHAT DO YOU THINK I’M DOING? I’M PLUGGING AND PRAYING!!!!!!!!
If you’re happy and you know it…
Dr. House: So, what is it?
“It’s an Mp3 Player”
Who opened the window and let all these flies in here?
Ballmer: ‘I M sofa king wee tah did!’ (hint: read it quickly)
so i took the twinkie and i squirted the cream filling into my mouth like this *slap