We haven’t heard much from bowling aficionado and RealNetworks CEO Rob Glaser since early March when he called Apple “deceptive for not explicitly telling customers that iTunes songs can’t be transferred easily to other devices,” so we thought we’d have some fun in the form of another Glaser photo captioning contest. Despite many calls for more, we haven’t had one since our Bono-Glaser photo caption contest last October.
So what if it’s one of those contests where nobody wins a “real” prize? Who cares! It’s fun anyway. Below is a photo of Rob Glaser, founder and CEO of RealNetworks, Inc. – let’s see what you can do with it!
Related MacDailyNews articles:
Real CEO Glaser calls Apple ‘deceptive’ with iTunes Music Store – March 07, 2005
Real CEO pitches to half empty room at tech symposium; Apple draws standing-room-only crowd – February 25, 2005
RealNetworks’ CEO Rob Glaser grabs 3 of top 10 spots on ‘Dumbest Moments in Business 2005’ list – January 31, 2005
Bono-Glaser photo caption contest now open – October 25, 2004
Real’s CEO Glaser: ‘Harmony’ hack legal, Mac lovers are very sensitive to Apple criticism, and more – September 14, 2004
Analyst: Rob Glaser’s ill-advised war against Apple ‘is going to bite RealNetworks on the ass’ – August 30, 2004
RealNetwork’s CEO Glaser crashes Apple’s music party – July 30, 2004
Real CEO Glaser: Steve Jobs’ comments on Real ‘not succeeding’ are ‘ridiculously humorous’ – April 29, 2004
NY Times: Real CEO Glaser was close to having ‘iPod’ before Apple, but let it ‘slip through his fingers – April 24, 2004
Real’s CEO Glaser: Apple’s iPod/iTunes combo ‘threatens to turn off consumers’ – April 20, 2004
Jobs to Glaser: go pound sand – April 16, 2004
Real CEO Glaser begs Apple to make iPod play nice with other music services – March 24, 2004
Real CEO Glaser: ‘iTunes is only going to be used for playing songs you bought using the iTunes store – January 16, 2004
Actually I was singing the famous Udo Lindenberg song that Bobby Darin made popular in English. He’s my tranaslation of the German original version:
Oh the shark has pretty teeth, dear
And he shows them pearly white
Just a jack knife has MacHeath, dear
And he keeps it out of sight
When the shark bites with his teeth, dear
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves though wears MacHeath, dear
So there’s not a trace of red
On the sidewalk, Sunday morning
Lies a body oozing life
Someone’s sneaking round the corner
Is the someone Mack the knife?
From a tug boat by the river
A cement bag’s dropping down
The cement’s just for the weight, dear
Bet you Mack is back in town
Louie Miller disappeared, dear
After drawing out his cash
And MacHeath spends like a sailor
Did our boy do something rash?
Sukey Tawdry, Jenny Diver
Polly Peachum, Lucy Brown
Oh the line forms on the right, dear
Now that Mack is back in town
“I ate Mini Me. You know, that midget guy about this tall. I shouted ‘Get in mah belly!’ Then I caught him. Yes, I’m actually Fat Bastard in disguise.”
Yes, I’m actually Ben Stein in a fat suit.
bvdecicco, MDN has never supported image macros…
“Stop the fat jokes” are you kidding? we need MORE fat jokes. ridicule away. this country (America) is out of control. we shouldn’t be making it easier to be fat we should be HARDER. much harder… because currently the avg weight of this country is disgusting and sad…very sad.
“Eventually my forehead will be this big.”
Yes dear, I know I told you it was this big, but did you notice how I was actually referring to the distance between might right hand’s thumb and my right hand’s forefinger.
a la Daffy Duff: “Hocus Pocus, Flippity Flam… Razzamatazz, and Alakazam…”
“Stare deep into my eyes…
repeat after me…
Real is better then Aplpe
Real is better than Apple
Real is better than Apple
No, my eyes. MY EYES! HELLO! Are you hypnotized yet?
Damn… it works on the board of directors!”
Tera Patricks isnt only easy, she’s incredibly simple. All I had to do is Feed her a cherry martini and it was Hitlers all night long..
Easy, yeah Tera Patricks, you’re the easiest chick this side of the pacific..
Actually I was refering to the size of apples market share.
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“Thank you, thank you very much. Hamburger… STAT”
Our new portable player will be this size…
My A*s is this much bigger than Ballmer’s.
I was just about to tap that ass… then our crap software bombed!.. Damn it!!! I will fire all you guys and go to work for my boy friend Bill.
“Thank you all for coming today. I’d like to announce some new directions Real Networks will be taking over the coming year.
First, we’ll be exiting the online music business and selling those assets to Napster. The deal is expected to close in 3 months pending government approval and assuming Napster remains in business that long.
Second, we’re exiting the video playback business and selling those assets to Buy.com. They decided to refocus their online business model away from music downloads and toward streaming video.
Third, we’ve sold the Real trademarks to the Coca-Cola company, since they are, after all, ‘The Real Thing.’
Microsoft has agreed to purchase the remaining assets of our business for $30 Billion.
And finally, I’ve agreed to become Steve Jobs caddie. Yesterday, he missed the 18th hole of Pebble Beach by this much!”
Never mind that market share stuff, hey, look! If I hold my hand like this the shadow looks just like a goose… mmmm goose…
We’ve just designed a FANTASTIC 1mb portable MP3 player, and it’s this big!
“Some rubber gloves please, I sat on my H10 Junior.”
IT’S ALIVE!!!!!
Wella, since my customers left me, I found a new place to dwell, it’s at the end of lonely street, at the Rhapsody hotel!
“Holy F*%k! It worked! Our engineers are the best!”
LOL!!
“Last night I had a cock all the way up my ass that was this size.”
Steve Job’s head is like about this big and mine is way smaller. I think that is why his ideas are better and that is just not fair.
“So after the last 28 days of eating nothing but McDonalds, my liver is this big. Now if I could just get a movie deal, I’d have a chance of making a profit on something this year.
What do you mean it’s been done?”