We haven’t heard much from bowling aficionado and RealNetworks CEO Rob Glaser since early March when he called Apple “deceptive for not explicitly telling customers that iTunes songs can’t be transferred easily to other devices,” so we thought we’d have some fun in the form of another Glaser photo captioning contest. Despite many calls for more, we haven’t had one since our Bono-Glaser photo caption contest last October.
So what if it’s one of those contests where nobody wins a “real” prize? Who cares! It’s fun anyway. Below is a photo of Rob Glaser, founder and CEO of RealNetworks, Inc. – let’s see what you can do with it!
Related MacDailyNews articles:
Real CEO Glaser calls Apple ‘deceptive’ with iTunes Music Store – March 07, 2005
Real CEO pitches to half empty room at tech symposium; Apple draws standing-room-only crowd – February 25, 2005
RealNetworks’ CEO Rob Glaser grabs 3 of top 10 spots on ‘Dumbest Moments in Business 2005’ list – January 31, 2005
Bono-Glaser photo caption contest now open – October 25, 2004
Real’s CEO Glaser: ‘Harmony’ hack legal, Mac lovers are very sensitive to Apple criticism, and more – September 14, 2004
Analyst: Rob Glaser’s ill-advised war against Apple ‘is going to bite RealNetworks on the ass’ – August 30, 2004
RealNetwork’s CEO Glaser crashes Apple’s music party – July 30, 2004
Real CEO Glaser: Steve Jobs’ comments on Real ‘not succeeding’ are ‘ridiculously humorous’ – April 29, 2004
NY Times: Real CEO Glaser was close to having ‘iPod’ before Apple, but let it ‘slip through his fingers – April 24, 2004
Real’s CEO Glaser: Apple’s iPod/iTunes combo ‘threatens to turn off consumers’ – April 20, 2004
Jobs to Glaser: go pound sand – April 16, 2004
Real CEO Glaser begs Apple to make iPod play nice with other music services – March 24, 2004
Real CEO Glaser: ‘iTunes is only going to be used for playing songs you bought using the iTunes store – January 16, 2004
“OK, you try to sneak up really, really slow and if you’re lucky, you can grab some market share!”
MACDAILYNEWS READERS SUCK AND I’M ABOUT TO POST A REALLY NEGATIVE COMMENT ON MY BRAND NEW DELL!
bravo bvdecicco, a picture does speak a thousand words.
How do you get photos to show up instead of just a link?
“We’re now shipping every box of our RealGood/FeelGood Glazed-over Donuts with a coupon for 10 free song purchases at the iTunes Music Store.”
“…buffering…buffering…buffering…buffering…buffering…buffering…
buffering…buffering…buffering…buffering…buffering…buffering…
buffering…buffering…buffering…buffering…buffering.”
MDN, Have we sunken this low? I know news is slow, but come on, must we sink to personally abasing people and encouraging others to do so? Where is your dignity?
“Wait a minute… where’d everyone go?”
I need to pee pee
“if i stand very very still, those media people can’t see me and won’t be able to ask me what our marketshare is this week.”
“do these glasses make me look fat?”
— rg
“No, I swear, I am strong in the force! I did it last night… here, let me try again….”
Rob was always playing with the breasts of his imaginary girlfriend.
Eurka!!! I got a bootleg copy of OS X to run on this Dell !!
“Seriously, when i squeze hard, my ass is only this big!”
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One more freekin’ try. Then I give up.
“as you can see, our program…ummm…give it just a sec…yes! our program gives you instant…oh wait…ok, good, instant access to over 3 billion songs, er, i mean million. Is it hot in here?”
Oh my God! DVD’s have gotten bigger!!!
My kung fu is better than Jobs’ kung fu.
“And your little dog, too!”
Wait… wait… let me show you this Powerpoint presentation that clearly shows the Weapons of Mass Destruction hidden in Cupertino
“Class of 2005, let my career serve as a cautionary tale to those who ignore the advice of Dean Wormer: Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.”
“…you mean a little thingy that you could transfer songs onto, play and listen to? That also would interact with Real Jukebox..? Huh? (long pause) Wow, how’d I miss that one?”
I fully expect Real’s to be profitable enough in the third quarter that I can finally get that surgery to uncross my eyes.