Apple Computer and the rock band U2 are rumored have inked a deal to sell customized iPods. It’s believed that the announcement will happen at an event Oct. 26 in San Jose, Calif. Appearing at the event will be Apple CEO Steve Jobs and U2’s Bono and the Edge.
One the eve of the rumored announcement, we thought we could have some fun in the form of a photo captioning contest. So what if it’s one of those contests where nobody wins a “real” prize? Who cares! It’s fun anyway. Below is a photo of U2’s Bono (left) and Real’s CEO Rob Glaser (right) – have at it!
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“Whoa… you really DO have a double-chin! How can you even breathe with that shirt so tight?”
Bono chastises Rob Glaser, “it would have been nice of you to leave some doughnuts ‘for the rest of us!'”
“I’d like your glasses, Rob, if I was a 74-year-old librarian from Peoria.”
Rob wonders if Bono’s sunglasses have x ray vision and worries if Bono can see his bra that is holding in his man boobs. Meanwhile Bono thinks “this guy smells like pork rinds”
Who can eat more, you or Ballmer?
“How the hell does that button not pop off your shirt like a bullet?!”
“No, you most certainly may not eat me, Rob!”
“Nice suit. Next time you should get one in your size. Damn, that tie’s gotta hurt!”
“The reason we’re going with Apple is because their software doesn’t suck and they don’t spend all of their time trying to rip off their competitors’ technology and ideas.”
Bono to Glaser. “iTMS. Even better than the Real thing.”
Bono to RG: So is it true you taught Steve Ballmer how to dance?
“hey chap yah bloody music store blows. hail the queen yes?”
“Holy Living Shit! Is that an alien about to climb out of your mouth?!?”
“Ya really gotta lay off the carbs, Rob. Repeat after me: A-T-K-I-N-S.”
Bono – “I’m sorry, do I know you?”
Or
Bono – “I’m sorry, all I heard was blah, blah, blah, I’m a fat idiot”
How do you get a forked tongue, Rob? Lemme try…
Hovsss thifssss?
“it’s pronounced Bono, not Boner” Oh ya, Real sucks”.
Bono: I’m not sure why you changed name to Rob Glazer, Ken. After all, you’ve gone from one pompous blowhard (Ken Starr) to another!
“You want me, Ha, to do a special, Ha Ha, portable player, Ha Ha Ha, for Real?!?!? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Hello, Hello!
Rob Glaser: “Bono, I’m a big fa [Buffering…..0%…… 10% …….. 50%……90%…..5% …] [Connection Lost]”
No caption needed. Bono sticking his tongue out at Glaser says it all!
Bono: “I thought you were a software guy but looking at you it’s clear you’re a music industry exec”
(Bono must have said something pretty cute, look at the colour of Glaser’s ears).
Take two, Bono: “looks like you should cut down on the booze”.
Whatever: it’s clear Glaser is physically very unhealthy, probably spread to his mind too.
“For the last time, we’re not going to do a deal with you guys… now let me use the loo in private!”
Glazer: “So urr, Mr Bono, I was um wondering if you’d like to sell U2 music on the Real music store and we were thinking we could spray an iPod black for you. Whaddya say?”
Mr. Glaser I’m here on behalf of the Save the African Children foundation.
They wanted me to tell you to please stop eating all of their food so we can alleviate the famine situation there.