“Since installing, I’ve learnt to regard Windows 8 as being two operating systems. One part I’ve been thinking of as Windows 7.1. The “classic desktop” bits of Windows 8 is just Windows 7, minus the Start orb, with a new theme to replace Aero,” Matthew Baxter-Reynolds reports for The Guardian.
“Day-to-day, I use a virtual machine for Windows development but use a Mac for everything else,” Baxter-Reynolds reports. “One of the things that Apple has been been criticised about on the iPad is that you have to jump in and out of apps to do anything. There’s a very thunk … thunk … thunk context switch to using an iPad. That’s nothing compared to life in a world where you’ve got a classic desktop and Metro-style.”
Baxter-Reynolds reports, ” I have two monitors… First thing you notice is that both monitors get a taskbar. That’s really confusing. But the reason becomes clear because if you open up the Windows 8 mail app – BLAM! – the thing takes over the whole of the primary monitor, obscuring the taskbar. The classic desktop remains running on the secondary monitor, with a taskbar. Click on anything on the secondary monitor and – SHOOM! – the mail app disappears because Windows thinks you’ve dropped out of Metro-style. What this does for you as you use it is a whole world of “wait … what?!” Trying to deal with Windows when your driving results in it flipping between classic Windows and Metro-style app is like having someone sneak up behind you and flick you on the ear when you’re least expecting it. This massive context switching of ‘YOU’RE IN WINDOWS WAIT NO NO YOU’RE NOT!’ creates an appalling user experience.”
“What we have then is a line item in Microsoft’s product catalogue called Windows 8 that’s either a hybrid of Windows 7.1 and an as-yet-unnamed operating system, or a bastardisation of both those things. Whatever the non-Windows 7.1 bits of Windows 8 are, it’s sure as hell not Windows,” Baxter-Reynolds reports. “At present, I’m not sure which word is fair. ‘Hybrid’ implies a thought-through combination of the best of features from Column A and from Column B. ‘Bastardisation’ implies a slapping together of mismatched features to achieve a level of supreme clunkiness.”
Read more in the full article here.
MacDailyNews Take: As we wrote last spring:
Microsoft, in trying to cram everything into Windows 8 in an attempt to be all things to all devices, will end up with an OS that’s a jack of all trades and a master of none (which, after all, ought to be Microsoft’s company motto).
By the time this hybrid spawn of Windows Phone ’07 + Windows 7ista actually ships, one can only dream where Apple’s iOS and Mac OS X will be! For Microsoft, it’ll be more like a nightmare. Perhaps Microsoft will someday put some scare into Google’s Android/Chrome OS, but only time – and a lot of it when measured in tech time – will tell. We simply do not see the world clamoring for the UI of an iPod also-ran now ported to an iPhone wannabe that nobody’s buying to be blown up onto a PC display.
From what we’ve seen so far, Windows 8 strikes us as an unsavory combination of Windows Weight plus Windows Wait.
Not to mention that probably no one on earth knows how much or what kinds of residual legacy spaghetti code roils underneath it all (shudder). Is Microsoft giving up on backwards compatibility? If so, people might as well get the Mac they always wanted. If not, then Microsoft’s unwilling to do what it takes to really attempt to keep up with the likes of Apple or even Apple’s followers. No matter what, if Microsoft’s going to ask Windows sufferers to “learn a whole new computer” (and that’s exactly how they’ll look at it, regardless of how Microsoft pitches it), millions will simply say, “Time to get a Mac to match my iPod, iPhone, and iPad!”
Related articles:
The 9 versions of Windows 8 show one of the key differences between Microsoft and Apple – March 2, 2012
Windows 8 tablet vs. Apple iPad running iOS 5: feature by feature (with video) – March 1, 2012
Needham: Apple Mac growth to continue six-year run of outpacing Windows PCs – February 28, 2012
Tim Cook: Apple the only company innovating in personal computers, and have been for some time – February 24, 2012
More good news for Apple: Microsoft previews Windows 8 (with video) – June 1, 2011
Wow, somebody didn’t get paid for their review.
How could Microsoft possibly miss paying off someone?
True, so very true!
It was missed because their London trade rep fell down on the job. Normally a sentence that includes both “Microsoft” and “appalling” does not appear in the venerable Guardian. (Stateside, sentences with both “Microsoft” and “unsavory” (as with MDN’s self-quote, above) are commonplace (I suppose it would be “unsavoury” in the British case, but I’m not sure).)
What’s new? Windows has always been an appalling user experience.
Oh, it’s most definitely worse.
I was a heavy user of 3.1 and 98 and those were pretty decent for their time. I still think 98 was the best and “cleanest” of all of them.
schizophrenic ?
From article: “At present, I’m not sure which word is fair…”
The word is “kludge”.
Oh no. That’s really not fair to psychotics. They at least mind their own business and wanna get better. MS just keeps coming with this insanity!
Obviously a work in progress.
Expect many more ‘switchers’ in 2012. Could be a good year to bring back Mac versus PC adverts!
“Hello, I’m a Mac.”
“And I’m a PC.” “And I’m METRO!”
“Uh… PC? What’s up, buddy?”
“Sorry, Mac, it’s just this new operating system I’ve got, Windows 8. I’m worried it’s giving me a bit of a split personality.” “NONSENSE! Heyyyy, look at THIS – I have colored TILES! WHEE! Tiles ROCK! Oops, gotta SWITCH BACK to the old DESKTOP now – SHOOM!”
“Whoa… PC, you okay?”
“Ohhhh, I’m sure I’ll be fine – just the usual unsettled Windows post-upgrade feelings. Though… I think I’ll go lie down a bit, just to be on the safe side.”
“Sounds like a good idea… there’s a couch over there, feel free crash on that.”
“Thanks Mac.” “YEAH, THANKS MAN! TILES to the RESCUE!”
“Wow… I hope he’s gonna be okay!”
“SHOOM!”
I like your use of “feel free to crash on that.”
🙂
Ha, funny this site should post an article about a terrible user experience, have you tried to use this site? Hire a designer dammit!
Correct – WindSoLate (Win8) — definitely is confusing as hell and a horrible UI for mobile users.
Swipe up down and all around because ‘swipe’ is so natural.
That’s the Microsoft strategy… in a word SWIPE it.. like we did with the original Macintosh OS6 or 7. SWIPE or STEAL what we can not create.
Wow…that article was horribly written. The review might have been dead-on right, but yeowtch.
Yeah, and not a single copy-editor took even a glance at it.
I’ll take “thunk” over “BLAM!” or “SHOOM!” any day.
Ka-Pow! I thought I was reading a Batman comic…
Of course it is. How else will IT Drones and their CIO Overlords who reports to MS Almighty will keep their jobs? How else will they control their pheasant worker subjects in the corporate world?
I remember the OS-9 to OS-X transition. Nothing as complicated as this. Apple has done smooth transitions and has supported older software and equipment for a while to help people transition.
I am not thrilled about Lion and its subtle iOS like interface as I still work heavily with pointing devices and still think Snow Leopard is the bomb but at least the transition is smooth and not perplexing.
I think at this date, we can all agree that the Microsoft/Mac battle is over.
The Good Guys won.
Yes, but millions of our fellow members of the computer community will continue to live in squalor and degradation! Their lives are appalling. 🙁 Their cries are deafening. 😥
Please donate, or better yet volunteer, at a Microsoft-Free charity near you. You’ll be making the world a better place.
A Microsoft-Free charity? I had no idea that there were such things.
It’s just me being ridiculous by paralleling the marketing script for serious poverty charities. This stuff drives trolls CrAzY, and I like that.
Windows 8 is irrelevant. Windows is, and has been for some time now, primarily a business OS. Most businesses, my employer among them, are only now getting around to migrating to Windows 7. Windows 8 isn’t even on the radar. It’ll be 2015 before these customers even begin to consider moving to yet another version of Windows.
Like what happened with Windows 7, consumers will slowly migrate to Windows 8 as they replace their machines. But given how the PC market keeps shrinking, that’s not going to drive much growth.
Poor old Microsoft. Trying so hard to be a fast-mover, while tying themselves to the slowest-moving customers.
——RM
Our college’s IT goal is to get all the Windows users moved to Win 7 by June 1…
The Rabbi’s blessing for the Tsar is appropriate: “May the Lord bless Win 8 and keep it … far, far from us.”
Wow, win 8 is a clusterF_ck, who didn’t see that coming…
And in other news night is dark and water is wet.
The Guardian’s insights aren’t going to be the last user criticisms of Windows L8.
The day Microsoft publicly releases Windows L8, be sure to duck because a hell-of-a-lot of sh*t is going to hit the fan. If you think Windows ME was the most hated version of Windows since versions 1 and 2, you haven’t seen anything yet!
The horror. The horror… 😯
Agreed that Windows ME was an atrocity, but at least Windows 8 won’t sport the BSOD.
It will feature a new blue screen, more “attractive” to the user, but worse than useless. Instead of BSOD, I’d call it FOETID.
http://www.geek.com/articles/geek-cetera/windows-8-blue-screen-of-death-replaces-crash-details-with-a-sad-face-20110914/
I may need to get a copy of the new screen, use it as desktop wallpaper at work 😛
edit it so instead of restart, insert something like burn/explode.
All these decades later, Microsoft catch up with Apple’s sad Mac face, but they can’t manage to get beyond ASCII text or flip it vertically. The mind boggles.
FOETID? Free Of EveryThing Intelligently Designed?
…Better than what I was thinking.
Far Out! Even Though It Died!
As I’ve said before, current Windows users (including many still running Windows XP) will feel far more at home transitioning to Mac OS X Lion than Windows 8.
Apple incorporated the “feel” of iOS into Mac OS X without making the experience a kludge. It’s because Apple is intentionally keeping Mac OS X distinct and separate from iOS, in terms of the user’s GUI. And this Windows “horror” is precisely why there will NOT be a Mac with a built-in touch screen. 🙂
Oh, man, this Windows stuff is gettin’ REALLY funny! >8^)
Sums up my experiences with it.
its two very different II paridigms slapped together and its not a fun experience!
“‘Bastardisation’ implies a slapping together of mismatched features to achieve a level of supreme clunkiness”
So … nothing has changed at MicroSoft since 1995 apparently.
Well, they’ll need a catchy name like Vista for marketing to get Grandma to upgrade. How about Windows Basselope?
Apple makes lickable products while Windows users just get licked (on the ear or otherwise).
windows 8 shows again a huge difference between Apple and Msft.
Apple cares about building the ‘best product’ first and is willing to sacrifice (or ‘cannibalize’ if you will) it’s existing products to do it.
Msft main aim is make money and will not jeopardize it’s cash cow Windows Desktop. The Windows Desktop Lords are extremely powerful as they together with Office make the bulk of msft’s profits. That’s why over the years Msft has sidelined or not supported it’s numerous mobile initiatives like Win Ce, Win Mo, Kin, Zune OS, Pink, Danger, Courier, WP7 etc (I know many of these are related but my head swims trying to unravel the mess)- all of which made a TINY fraction of the Windows desktop’s giant profits. I suspect some of these would have made a better tablet OS but internal politics (i.e Win Desktop lords might lose their top dog position like iPod managers being overshadowed by iOS managers at apple) prevents it.
So Instead of using one of these mobile OS as a tablet they have tried to shoehorn a desktop OS (windows desktop) onto tablets – like a truck engine on a moped – resulting in the mess. When Ballmer had his freak out at the end of his CES speech shouting “the Future is Windows” what he actually meant was ‘msft isn’t going to give up Windows desktop (the monster cash cow)’ regardless of how unsuitable or ‘not the best’ for consumers.
Apple was willing to risk iPod (the big kahuna at the time), Mac sales to build the best mobile OS ( iOS )- Apple had an internal competition but decided not to use the iPod OS for iPhone. ( steve Jobs ‘we build the best products for the consumer.. the bottom line will take care of itself”)
If you are tl;dr;ccl, the article has the Metaphor of the Month with this Red Dwarf reference!
‘I keep thinking of the episode of Red Dwarf where Kryten gets turned into a human. There’s a scene where Kryten is trying to get used to the capabilities of his new body. At one point, Lister can see this isn’t going to end well, turns to him and says: “You’re neither one thing or the other.” I think the reason why this scene occurs to me is that Kryten desperately wanting to be human gives up the things that make him an android and will make the proposition fit – consquences be damned. That describes to me pretty accurately what this version of Windows is.’
Loved Red Dwarf.
Reminds me, I should go look for Back to Earth.
I actually like Windows 8 – and I’m a Mac fanboy with currently 5 operating Macs in my home, plus iPhone/iPad/iPods – plus numerous earlier Macs now retired. I’m waiting to see if Windows 8 on tablet is more suited to people who need to get actual work done, rather than just content consumption and playing games.
Don’t count on it. Windows 8 is a horrible OS for a tablet.
However, I did like something about Windows 8: for the first time, Microsoft didn’t steal everything from Mac OS X, and the interface is rather cool. Cool, but confusing and inefficient.
Leo Laporte loves it. kkkkkk
Wow.. Could an article be more biased?
How many of you who are criticizing the OS “PREVIEW” has actually used it?
For those who have used it, how many of you have used it for more than a couple of hours?
I installed Windows 8 last Thursday and have been using it on my main computer since. It took an hour or so to get used to all the new enhancements and additions. Now that I am comfortable with the new experience, I am finding myself more productive than I was previously on Windows 7.
The new start menu actually brings programs up faster, as upon loading it you can start typing, and programs, files & settings will display matching your search.
(Check Out This Screencast: http://screencast-o-matic.com/watch/cle1ciAIW )
Multiple monitors is great, as you can have a taskbar dedicated to each monitor. You can set which taskbar is your main one, and have the other(s) only display programs that are on that display.
I am also finding IE10 to be much more responsive than chrome or Firefox. Now it is a beta while my Firefox and chrome installations are stable releases, so this would be slightly predictable.
Metro IE10 is a very nice and refreshing experience as it devotes the entire screen to a website, hiding the address bar and all unnecessary tools. Upon holding the cursor above or below the webpage, you are greeted with the appropriate toolbar.
If you would like all the tools there is a handy icon that will switch you to the full IE10 on the desktop.
All my previous programs work flawlessly with the exception of Microsoft Security Essentials, which seems to be no longer needed.
Some of the programs that I can confirm are working great are:
Adobe CS5 Master Suite
Netbeans IDE
Zend Studio
Sublime Text 2
Notepad++
Filezilla
Onenote
Chrome
Firefox
PUTTY SSH Client
Zune
Virtual Clone Drive
HMA VPN
Skype
etc..
All in all, I am enjoying this OS Preview quite a bit and encourage all of you to experiment with it before criticizing it’s risky but pleasant changes. The metro interface is not clumsy with a mouse/keyboard as many are making it out to be.
My Background and hardware specs:
I am a desktop/web programmer specializing in real estate websites & real estate content management systems.
I installed Windows 8 as the main OS on the below Tablet. I use this tablet as a desktop computer while at work. During meetings I unplug it from the 23″ monitor and take notes & use it as a tablet.
I have been doing so for over a year on Windows 7 and it has made me much more productive. I can do everything I used to be able to do on core i7 8gb ram desktop.
Tablet:
Asus Eee Slate EP121
Intel Dual-Core i5 470um
4gb ram (DDR3)
Windows 7 (Now Windows 8 Consumer Preview)
Mini HDMI port
2 USB ports
2.1″ LED Backlight WXGA (1280×800) Screen – Capacitive and Electromagnetic Panel with AFFS
64GB SSD
Bluetooth V3.0
2 M Pixel Camera
1 x Digitizer pen (Works Amazingly)
1 x Card Reader: MMC/ SD(SDHC/SDXC)
Additional Hardware:
Gateway 23″ widescreen Monitor (I use this as the main monitor during most of the day)
How do you disable Metro in CP Mr. PR guy?
“I am a desktop/web programmer”
explains it.
like my mechanic saying “I took out the trans and replaced the valve body … whats the big deal, easy .. ?”.
we want an OS where we don’t need a degree and years of experience in programming…
I always smile when Windows friends tell me I’m tech clueless as I don’t know how to defrag a drive or remove Conficker …
My highest form of education is my GED. So if I could do it, you should be able to. And I know little of the programming behind any OS.
I really appreciate your detailed response, Mike. I too am a Windows user—as well as OS X—but I have not yet mastered either Vista or 7 (I no longer touch the tainted XP, even with service packs installed). What you say gives me some hope for the future—it does seem as though Microsoft is beginning to wake up and smell the coffee, even though some might say it’s all over but the shouting. At this point in time, Microsoft is Apple’s best ally in the death match against Google, the real enemy of fairness, freedom, and decency. I’d prefer that Microsoft remain strong in the marketplace to counter that menace.
As for the Windows bashing, much of it is in fun and a form of play-acting as well as therapy for years of suffering under IT Naziism. That said, Steve Ballmer is still a loathsome toad.
I’m sorry mike for taking a poke..
your post was actually quite informative and not dumb apple bashing they we get sometimes.
peace
Did you say something? All we hear from you is blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah blah. 🙂
It is obvious you have not yet tried this OS and are very close minded.
What? There it is again! blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah……. 🙂
You know “mike” your glowing review is virtually 180° from all of the reviews by reputable tech journalists posted so far. They, almost to a fault, seem to think it is horrible mess.
Curious, yes?
First, with well over 1 million downloads, there is sure to be plenty of opposition.
There are at the least, thousands that are excited about or are enjoying the preview.
I believe most of the negative responses boils down to two main factors.
Either the user is skeptical of change, and installs the preview with a bias.
Or the user lacks certain cognitive skills or has trouble learning a new UI.
After researching the stability, I installed this on my main machine in order to fully experiment
with it on a regular 8-10 hour/day work week. I made the decision prior to installing, that if after 1 week
I found myself less productive, or the OS was affecting my workplace in a negative manner, I would uninstall it.
Doing this forced me to learn the new UI quickly and efficiently. After 1 day I began using it as fast or faster
than my previous setup.
I think it is morally comprehensible to review a product as complex as Windows 8 without properly experimenting with
it. That is why you do not see me criticizing apple’s OSs. While the short time I spent using them was a negative experience,
I have not spent enough time with them to write comments or articles persuading people not use them.
I would feel like a fraud, as should the author of this article.
I guess my problem is I recall similar “windows grassroots fans” calling Windows ME and Vista “terrific” even “groundbreaking” in similar contradiction to overwhelmingly negative reviews.
Time will tell and I am sure that it will sell pretty well no matter how horrible it is.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA….!!!
WINDERS!! Doesn’t matter if it’s eight or thirty six it’s still crap… Thanks Bomber.. The man who supposedly can sell light bulbs to spaceships falls on his sword again… What a loser…
And I thought Final Cut Pro X would get the grand prize for alienating existing users.
I just got a look at the preview of Windows 8. This is going to make Vista look like a Microsoft highpoint.
(geeks may love it, but businesses will avoid it like the plague.)
RDB, I think WIn8 is more like the “anti-FCPX” in that it is completely the opposite:
1. FCPX was about jettisoning the past legacy and starting fresh. Win9 is an attempt to band aid more crap on top of the existing windows legacy.
2 FCPX had a (clearly) superior foundation, flexibility and speed but as a total re-write was not a feature laden as the previous generation. Windows 8 is the same weak kernel/fragile data structure structure (NT5/registry) but has every windows feature of the last 5 or 10 years plus the new panel stuff glommed on top making it more resource hungry, sluggish and overburdened.
3 FCPX go great reviews from the (unbiased) media but was panned as an “iMove deluxe” by some “grassroots fans”. (one has to wonder if the received any compensation) On the other hand WIndows 8 is almost being universally panned by (unbiassed) professionals & tech journalists but is heralded as “the greatest innovation in operating systems” by a group of “grassroots fans”