Psychiatrist: Apple iPhone 4S’s Siri could prove more toxic psychologically than violent video games or some street drugs

“From my perspective as a psychiatrist, Siri, the iPhone’s virtual assistant, could prove more toxic psychologically than violent video games or some street drugs,” Dr. Keith Ablow writes for Fox News.

“Siri is even funny. Tell her you love her, and she replies, ‘All you need is love. And your iPhone.’ Or, ‘You are the wind beneath my wings,'” Ablow writes. “Funny, right? Well, not really—not when you stop to consider that you have just been coaxed to interact with a virtual entity. Perhaps without thinking about it, you have tacitly agreed to use a proper name to refer to a computer program, to agree the computer program has a gender, to laugh at ‘her’ quips and to rely on her to guide you to places to eat or to give you a reminder about when to call home.”

Ablow writes, “I believe that personifying machines and interacting with them as quasi-beings actually dumbs down our interpersonal skills and encourages us to treat other people like machines. Ultimately, it diminishes our ability to empathize with one another, because we’ve been chatting up a non-existent person and can get used to considering real people as essentially non-existent, too… ”

Read more in the full article here.

MacDailyNews Take: Batshit insane quackery.

[Thanks to MacDailyNews Reader “BlackWolf” for the heads up.]

117 Comments

    1. Shrinks who treat themselves end up spouting bullshit like Siri is addictive and bound to lead to human, Artificial Intelligence, interspecies sex.

      I once had a shaggin’ wagon called Brown Betty. I got more tail in that van back in the 60s than I’ve had in all the years since then.

      I should have never traded in Brown Betty. I miss her.

      1. Dude, it wasn’t Brown Betty that got you all that tail. It was the 60s.
        Consider: the Pill had kick-started the Sexual Revolution, but feminism was still in its infancy, and herpes was still virtually unknown. Not to mention AIDS.
        EVERYBODY of our generation got a lot of tail in the 60s. Free Love was even a bigger “selling point” for the hippies than pot.

    2. My college training was as a clinical psychologist and I say he’s full of crap.
      Then I became an Apple Certified Technician and I myself am much happier.
      Things are much easier to fix than people.
      He’s a case in point.

  1. Trust the Psychs to come up with utter BS. Next the DSM will come out with another thought up disease. SHITS – Siri Human Interface Tension Syndrome or some other crap and then we all need to be drugged more with some crap that they cook up in their labs.

    1. Trust a Fox News employee to come up with utter BS. Remember that this was the same dude who said that kids would become gay simply because Chaz Bono appeared on Dancing With The Stars.

    2. Or…

      If you are having a bad day with you new Love, you have have:
      SHITS – Siri Interface Tourrette’s Syndrome
      😉

      Now you know there is a scientific term for all of those “learning curve” experiences you have been having!

  2. Clearly he doesn’t understand the beauty that my beloved Siri has brought into my life. She makes me happy when I feel down and tells me when it’s ok not kill someone today 😉

        1. No, I got one only 7 months after getting the Iphone3gs I had to keep checking the upgrade status and it said Oct. 22, but I had to wait 20 days for it to get here, check your update status.

  3. On the contrary….

    My biggest problem with Siri is I actually have to speak in coherent complete sentences or else I don’t get what I want. When I speak to a human, there is a certain amount of understanding that allows me to speak tersely.

    Siri is making me both a better speaker and teaching me how to communicate!!

      1. Anger issues much?
        BTW, a recent study found that people who watch Fox News are less informed about the world than people who watch NO news at all. All those Fox lies really don’t help you deal with reality, you poor sucker.

  4. As a psychiatrist in training, this kind of crap pisses me off. Not all shrinks are blowhards who can’t differentiate BS from intelligent analysis. If anything, mobile products, particularly with siri, have the opportunity to substantially improve pt care.

    @ Oliver

    hilarious! hopefully we can squeeze that one in before the next revision

  5. Oh my god I’m so glad you guys are so much more qualified than a psychiatrist to comment on this and call him crazy for saying personifying a machine is bad. We’re all so fucking smart and attached, aren’t we?

    1. Perhaps some of us simply prefer the Star Trek scenario of rational yet personable AIs as valued assistants to bold human explorers to the vapid and disposable utterings of overeducated self-appointed experts. So sue us.

    2. If you knew how the “mental disorders” in the DSM are discovered (the psychs vote on them at their annual meeting, then pass them off as actual diseases), you wouldn’t be so quick to criticize.

      Psychs “diagnose” a patient with claims of chemical imbalances, etc., when all they do is talk to someone for 10 minutes. Ask them what tests they run to determine a chemical imbalance, or which chemicals are out of balance, and they’ll tell you that there is no test. It’s all a scam to sell powerful and expensive drugs to a patient for years. And many psychs gt kickbacks from drug companies.

      1. It’s all a scam . . .

        Not all of it. They can also save lives, of whom I know a few.

        But psychology and psychiatry remain remarkably primitive professions. A lot of the chemical interactions involved are guesswork. Patient reactions to the drugs can be remarkably different, even within families. A vast number of the drugs are derived from benzene, which can lead to a variety of toxicity effects. And yes, there are plenty of nefarious drug companies who have screwed over the entire country by way of their oppressive lobbying and buying of lawmakers. They ruined Medicare Part D as well as the Affordable Healthcare Plan by way of anti-competitive behavior and the actual corrupt writing of these laws.

        IOW: Patient beware. Accept no quacks. Champion great doctors when you find them!

    3. We’re more qualified than this psychiatrist, that’s for sure.

      The beauty of Siri is that you don’t interact with it like it’s a machine, you interact with it like it’s a person, so the whole premise of of Dr. Quacky McQuack’s article is fallacious right from the get go.

      Before he gifts us unwashed masses with wisdom from his ivory tower, maybe this guy should address his own psychiatric problems. Like the urge to crap in his diaper to get attention, which he clearly channels through writing.

      Although between him and you, I think you probably need the most immediate help.

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