Howard Stern: ‘I’m totally fscking into Apple; I love it, I love it, I love it!’

“I’m totally fscking into Apple,” Howard Stern announced on his Sirius XM program this morning.

“Listen, I’m not doing a commercial here,” Stern stated. “I love it, I love it, I love it…. I don’t know why I didn’t do this years ago!”

Stern then advised his sidekick Robin Quivers to dump all of her PC crap and get over to the Apple Store immediately. Stern explains how he uses iChat to talk to Jimmy Kimmmel and others.

“I love my iPad 2, too,” Stern reported.

Stern is also going to dump his Android phone and get an Apple iPhone with a “Bluetooh keyboard” as he feels he needs physical keys. (He’ll learn otherwise.)

Stern said of Apple CEO Steve Jobs, “This guy is a genius, Robin. A genius!”

“Right, Fred?” Stern asked studio-mate Fred Norris. “You’re an Apple guy right?” Norris replied, “Yes, I’m an Apple man all the way… Windows PC stuff, throw it out the window.”

Stern said, “I was duped [by Bill Gates]. PC my ass, I’m an Apple guy now… I love it, I love it!”

Stern then advised Quivers to sit tight on her long-planned move from BlackBerry to Android phone while he explores the Apple iPhone 4 possibilities. “Sit tight, I’ll advise you once I check it out,” said Stern.

Stern seems particularly enamored with Apple iChat, going into a lengthy discussion about how it works and his new iPad 2 which he described simply as “Fscking amazing!”

MacDailyNews Take: Good job to whoever finally managed to slip Stern the red pill! What’s happening right now to Stern has happened to millions of people upon upgrading to Apple products, but to hear The Awakening unfold live is a wonderful thing. It may not have been a commercial, but it might as well have been (multiplied by at least a thousand), as publicity like this just cannot be bought. Stern’s influence will result in even more Mac, iPad, and iPhone sales for Apple.

Related articles:
Howard Stern dumps Windows for Apple Macintosh – March 8, 2011
Howard Stern debuts in Sirius XM app for iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad – December 28, 2010
‘King of All Media’ Howard Stern gets Apple iPad from Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore – May 20, 2010

85 Comments

  1. I’m an electrical engineer, in law school, top 5% income bracket of the US form honest hard work, not a playboy at all, I’m into smart quality girls and smart quality girls like me back, and I like Howard and Apple.

  2. Wow are we easily offend, I love all every equally. If my common about the bible thumper insult some people I am very sorry. I am just a firm believer between the the separation of state and church.
    As for freedom of speech, yes something’s are better said private, but if Mr Stern wants to put on the air it at your discretion to tune it. Putting him on paid radio, which I refuse to subscribe to, does not solve the problem.
    You must be watching different HBO because I never seen hardcore sex on it
    Finally yes I was born retarded with no creditability making comments about a society which I have no idea what they are about. It does not take much to fire up certain people just bring up religion and politics. In the future I will refrain from talking about religion and politics, not.

    Finally yes I was born retarded. In the future I will try to back off from bring up religion, not.
    Bring up government and religion in America and people just get so fire up

  3. For those of us who know and love Stern but live outside the US, I hope his Apple epiphany will finally lead to an official podcast. The streaming Sirius XM app seems to be available only in the US.

  4. what are you douchebags doing with your apple computers? are you guys developers? no. what do you do? surf the web? all this praise for a pc that you use to surf the web? fuck apple. apple have very few customization options. you get what apple thinks you need and thats that. apples are also notorious for using weak video cards in all their machines. if you want to play a new video game released after 2012, an apple computer just cant handle it. so if you like to pay 3000$ for a giant clock that can surf the web and watch netflix, then by all means, buy an apple pc, lemmings.

  5. Wow, Howard Lotus Notes/IBM for Decades Stern is suddenly an Apple fan?

    could it be because his radio is show is tanking and he is trying to revive the failed iTunes deal from 2011?

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