MacDailyNews Take: Some secret. And, why is Microsoft so scatological? First with brown Zunes and now they invite people to fill in the blank: Pure —-. And, “Turtle?” Try some fiber. What are they drinking up in Redmond?
GIzmodo continues, “These phones are going to be made by Sharp, who’ll get to share branding with Microsoft. Sharp produced the Sidekick hardware for Danger, who was bought by Microsoft two years ago… Turtle looks like a chunky child’s version of a Palm Pre, while Pure seems like a standard slider, and both are clearly plastic, with an overall sense of roundedness.”
MacDailyNews Take: Ooh, look, tiny antiquated plastic keys! Old, with an overall sense of roundedness; do they dance, sweat, and scream, too?
Gizmodo reports, “It’s been reported elsewhere that Pink phones will include Zune services, and have its own app store, making it as close to the Zune phone as we may get.”
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MacDailyNews Take: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to compete with iPhone, son.