“Like looking at pretty pictures of sexy tech? Have we got the slideshow for you: The steamiest Apple pics,” Kyle Monson writes for PC Magazine.
“In 1998, a struggling Apple Computer, Inc. released the iMac G3, an all-in-one desktop PC that was roughly the size of the CRT monitors we were all using back then. And instead of beige, the iMac was translucent ‘Bondi-blue’ plastic. Computers could be translucent? In colors named after beaches?! The geeks were stunned,” Monson writes.
Apple’s been sexing up technology and fusing the design and tech worlds together ever since, with attractive and innovative hardware like the iPod, iMac G4, Power Mac Cube, iPod nano, and the iPhone. And don’t forget what the company’s done for the comeliness of software with OS X and iTunes. For our steamy Apple Porn slideshow, we’ve unearthed 25 explicit pictures from the PCMag.com archives of the drool-worthiest tech Apple has offered since the turn of the century,” Monson writes.
Full article, with link to slideshow, here.
[Thanks to MacDailyNews Reader “Corinne” for the heads up.]
MacSteamy!
How about this, fellow perves… my Powerbook 145b still lurks in a cupboard — black, brooding, and deeply technoid.
Still works too, tho’ the battery flakes after a few mins
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Saved me from going barmy when baby 2 arrived in the house. “Just popping out to the public library dear…”
My secreted-away old tech: Apple IIe, Apple IIgs, and a Newton MP 120. Kinda like keeping that old pr0n mag in the bottom of the dresser drawer.
Oh heck if we’re catalogging the Apple closet:
a Mac Plus, a Newton 100, two Netwon 130’s, a beige G3 desktop, and my very first Apple: an Apple ][+ modded to have a detatched keyboard.
I found a weird point-of-sale keyboard thing in a surplus shop, cut out a hole in the top appropriate for the II keyboard, then ran a 18″ ribbon cable to connect the two.
Should dig it out and take some pix…
Stars??? What are the stars for?
Keep those puns coming Ampar. I’m not British either, but I enjoy them.
You could start a pun competition. “Pots and Puns”?
“Pots and Puns”. Hmmm . . .
Thanks, Micro Me.
OH YEAH!! Best get some tissue paper!
“You could start a pun competition.”
I’m afraid someone might sue for punitive damages.
I say you should all be punished.
And sent to the punitentiary.
Used to be form follows function; it’s now more like function depends on form. Get some reliability, Steve, or we’ll send you to the penistentiary along with C1, where you’ll learn that function follows form. Just a thought [MW].
We have a winner.
ChrissyOne won by one pun.
“ChrissyOne won by one pun.”
I bow to her wiliness.
I enjoy black men