“Like looking at pretty pictures of sexy tech? Have we got the slideshow for you: The steamiest Apple pics,” Kyle Monson writes for PC Magazine.
“In 1998, a struggling Apple Computer, Inc. released the iMac G3, an all-in-one desktop PC that was roughly the size of the CRT monitors we were all using back then. And instead of beige, the iMac was translucent ‘Bondi-blue’ plastic. Computers could be translucent? In colors named after beaches?! The geeks were stunned,” Monson writes.
Apple’s been sexing up technology and fusing the design and tech worlds together ever since, with attractive and innovative hardware like the iPod, iMac G4, Power Mac Cube, iPod nano, and the iPhone. And don’t forget what the company’s done for the comeliness of software with OS X and iTunes. For our steamy Apple Porn slideshow, we’ve unearthed 25 explicit pictures from the PCMag.com archives of the drool-worthiest tech Apple has offered since the turn of the century,” Monson writes.
Full article, with link to slideshow, here.
[Thanks to MacDailyNews Reader “Corinne” for the heads up.]
MacSteamy!
We’ll be in our bunks.
I love milk
Aaah .. My first iMac G3 Strawberry …
It got stolen from my office, and the thieves ignored all the Peecees.
I took it as a compliment.
When is Cupertino going to get off their keisters and give us the Orgasmatron and the Orb?
iMbarrassing!
I’m getting a clue, and it’s pointing THAT way…
So THAT’S why there’s a cleaning/polishing cloth in the iPhone box.
iPorn
Oh yeah, baby! That’s what I’m talking about!
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Not that great especially since I’m a reader and subscriber of one of, if not the best Mac magazine in the world: iCreate. Real Apple porn and only a sample of what they call iCandy is available here: http://www.icreatemagazine.com/desktops.html
” width=”19″ height=”19″ alt=”wink” style=”border:0;” /> In my google search of iCreate I found that online there are PDF downloads of some of their earlier issues. They’ve always been ahead of everyone else and have offered PDFs of previous issues on their pack-in disc.
Scroll down the page and you’ll see Celebrity Desktops pretty cool iPod ad rip offs featuring Bart Simpson, The Beatles and Darth Vader and the like. Next is Apple History Desktops a little cartoon with a bit of Apple’s past some are tid-bits that lots of folks may or not know. And finally Apple Porn! Multi-angle and very creative, no pun intended, Hardware Desktops. The magazine also features Retro iCandy.
Still have my Bondi iMac, though it’s packed safely away from you perverts. ;P
Need to see that star by my name.
Ah, I thought I was Big Al, and when I saw the “real” Big Al, I couldn’t remember who I was. A mind is a terrible thing to…something, I just don’t remember.
“Still have my Bondi iMac, though it’s packed safely away . . .”
If it’s sealed too tight, aren’t you worried about cyanosis?
Man, you people need to lighten up! All I’m saying is this is the same discount that students (and anyone dishonestly) can get every day of the year on the educational store.
@ChrissyOne
Lest somebody pour barbecue sauce all over it and work it like a rib?
“Tasty Tower”?!
I’ve got a Tasty Tower for you right here!!!
Yeh-heh-heh-hehsssssss . . .
So I guess that Mac Plus in the cupboard upstairs is a teenage fantasy.
And I better not mention the 512 sitting next to it. We want to keep this site legal.
Yea, I get that kind of spam all the time.
Ampar, are you British by any chance? Just asking because you seem to have an unwavering belief that puns are hilarious.
@ChrisM
Wrong thread, buddy!
I agree with you, though.
I can’t believe it! I got a star!
The mouse isn’t still one-button. It comes like that out of the box, which can be changed in the System Preferences. Tsk Tsk. I don’t know why Apple does it like that.
“Ampar, are you British by any chance?”
Nope. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.) But, I should probably stop because it offends you.
Too bad they didn’t include the Twentieth Anniversary Mac. Really cool looking, mediocre hardware and a truly, truly insane price tag.