Who’s sexier, Scarlett Johannson or Apple’s iPhone?

Zogby International and 463 Communications released the results of an online survey designed to examine people’s attitudes about the Internet yesterday that found:

The self-esteem of Hollywood hotties is safe for now. Halle Berry, Scarlett Johansson and Patrick Dempsey are considered sexier than the iPhone, according to the poll. Respondents were asked who or what was sexier. Berry came in at 27 percent, Johansson had 17 percent and Dempsey got 14 percent. The iPhone tied with Derek Jeter at 6 percent.

Anne Dujmovic full blog post from CNET is here.

[Thanks to MacDailyNews Reader “Logan” for the heads up.]


  1. Derek Jeter is VERY much like a machine. He has very little charisma or personality. So in a way it isn’t surprising that he is about as sexy as a machine.

    Don’t get me wrong. He is a good looking man. But, that is a good looking phone.

  2. @Ray
    I don’t know, there are some people that aren’t sexy at all and if I had to make a choice between having an iPhone and having sex with someone I found repulsive, I’d pick the iPhone any day.

    That being said, Scarlett Johannson is WAY sexier than the iPhone, but I suppose to some people who don’t find her sexy, they might prefer an iPhone. ” width=”19″ height=”19″ alt=”wink” style=”border:0;” />

  3. Dear Dr. Heart:

    I have a problem. Someone is offering me one of two: Scarlett Johansson or an iPhone. What should I choose?

    Quandary one

    Dear Quandary:
    Well, You cannot call other chicks with Scarlett, but an iPhone will never despise you.

    This is grotesque. Shit happens.

  4. hmmmm,

    Answer to your racial question/comment:

    The answer is, Scarlett Johansen is sexier than Halle Berry because she doesn’t have a $2 million boob job.

    (Ironically, the MDN magic word is “large.”)

  5. “This is scary. The day a product of any type is considered sexier than a person, we are doomed as a species.”

    Only Apple fanboys are doomed as a species. There rest of us will continue to breed instead of wanking off over their phones and computers.

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