We haven’t heard much from chanting, dancing, sweating, chair-throwing and swearing Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer since last month when he admitted that some of Windows Vista’s features will be “kissing cousins” to Mac OS X, so we thought we’d have some fun in the form of another photo captioning contest in the tradition of the ones we’ve held previously featuring RealNetworks’ CEO Rob Glaser.
So what if it’s one of those contests where nobody wins a “real” prize? Who cares! It’s fun anyway. Below is a photo of Steve Ballmer, Microsoft CEO – let’s see what you can do with it! [Thanks to MDN Reader “Lance” for the photo suggestion.]
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Please, Lord, remove this iPod from my ass!
“Oh Bill…. Just a little harder!!! OHHHHH…….”
Look my own private peep-show!
Even my sons want ipods!
Steve Ballmer, participant, Special Olympics.
GIVE ME HAIR!
“Thank goodness I successfully passed that gigantic window virus out my white, blotchy, fat, icy-cold billionairre ass!!!”
I bery, bery special. Yessss, I am. My mommy say so!
O-KAY. TANK ooh! TANK ooh bery muchly.
“When I heard about the new iMac G5 Media Center Apple introduced last week My sphinkter slammed shut just like this! I just KNOW Steve is sneaking up on me.”
“Man, all these captions are about as lame as my leadership of Microsoft!”
I’m going to KILL whoever put this super glue on in my vaseline?
I like it when Bill spanks my ass like THIS! *SMACK*
I WILL F’ING KILL GOOGLE
Sorry.
I’m going to KILL whoever put this super glue in my vaseline?
‘Stillborn’ is hopeless. As a last-ditch effort, perhaps I can fix it with a little trick taken from Mr. Miyagi in the Karate Kid!!!”
Just call me: Mr. Balmy-Agi!!!.
(Note the defintion of Balmy:
Adj. 1. balmy – informal or slang terms for mentally irregular;
Synonims: bats, batty, bonkers, buggy, crackers, daft, dotty, haywire, kookie, kooky, loco, loony, loopy, nuts, around the bend, round the bend, wacky, whacky, barmy, nutty, fruity, cracked
insane – afflicted with or characteristic of mental derangement; “was declared insane”; “insane laughter”
)
My dick is THIS BIG!!!
As ‘Ouch ThatsGottaHurt’ pointed out, I think ‘Balmy’ is quite an appropriate nickname / pet name for him.
Bill pounded me just like THIS!
This is exactly what Google, Apple and Sony have been doing to us for the last 3 years! SMACK!
DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS,
…..(cough….cough…gasp) – “Man I’m out of shape”
Dean Vernon Wormer to Steve Ballmer:
“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
Uncle Fester applauding his incredible, invisible light bulb
CAPTION: Oh chubzzy, the answer is always no.
“Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers! Woooooo wooooo Woo woo wooo! AhhhhhhhhhH! Yeeaaaaaah! Yeaahhhh! Woohooo! Wooooo woooo woo woo woo! Will you give it up for me?!!! ”
[Sparkeety ! Spark! Poof! Ass on fire … ]
“Ahhhhhhhhh! Noooooo! Noooo! Pleaseaaase! AhhhhhHhha ahaaa ahhhaaa Ahhhhhhh! Pssssssssssssssssss… Ohhh ho ho, I should have worked at InfinityLoop One!”
“Patty cake, patty cake, baker man…”
Maybe the dingo eat your baby.