“I don’t know if Apple Computer Inc.’s stunning product releases like the credit card-size Nano music player spring from CEO Steve Jobs own brilliance or that of somebody who works for him. Jobs is, by the way, reputed to be a boss from Hades by more than one biographer,” James Coates writes for the Chicago Tribune. “And speaking of the devil, it’s hard not to think of the story of Faust who made a bargain with Mephistopheles as competing tech executives have watched Apple’s seemingly endless series of attention grabbing new goods and services since 1997. That’s when Jobs rushed back from retirement to save the company from MBAs run amok.”
Coates writes, “This time, however, Nano is being met by developments on the Windows side that are putting Apple-type style on form and function for the first time in years, if ever. New schemes have surfaced where top executives tout new and elegant lines to emulate that flair for style that Apple owns. New projects at Dell… among others focus on developing computers and gear that appeal for the sheer beauty of their design rather than just getting a job done. A few days ago Michael Dell, founder and head gearhead in charge at Dell Computer Inc., went to New York’s pricey Ritz Carlton hotel on Central Park South to announce a burnished metal-clad laptop dubbed XPS, which emulates Apple’s to-die-for tungsten-encased PowerBook.”
“If you doubt Jobs’ machinemaking mojo, find your way to a place like the Apple Store on Michigan Avenue and stand in line to put a Nano in your hands. It is like the first time a Cub Scout holds a pocketknife with a fold-out spoon, a miracle of miniaturization and a wonder to behold,” Coates writes. “Nanos come in black or pearly gates white and mimic the well-known iPod with a distinctive touch-sensitive control wheel below the small display screen.”
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If you don’t know basic facts or understand what you’re trying to write about, why bother?
1. Steve Jobs did not “rush back form retirement” to save Apple. Steve Jobs was forced out of Apple in 1985. Officially, Jobs resigned. Soon after, Jobs founded NeXT which Apple ultimately bought for $402 million in 1996, bringing back Jobs as an advisor. NeXT’s operating system, NeXTSTEP, became Mac OS X. In 1997, Jobs assumed the title of Apple’s interim CEO. Jobs installed many NeXT executives in key positions at at Apple. In effect, NeXT was paid $402 million to take over Apple. The rest is history. In 2001, Jobs dropped the “interim” from his Apple CEO title. Along the way, Jobs also found time to co-found Pixar and remains Pixar’s CEO to this day.
2. Dell’s attempts at “sheer beauty” with their “XPS” line of desktops and laptops are failures of emulating “Apple-type” design. The designs are ugly and we all had a good laugh about them here. Fact: Dell’s “designers” don’t threaten Apple’s design guru Jonathan Ive and won’t be winning any design awards outside those given by Dell’s marketing department.
3. Apple PowerBooks are not “tungsten-encased.” They are encased in lightweight aluminum alloy.
4. iPod nanos’ “distinctive touch-sensitive control wheel below the small display screen” do not “mimic the well-known iPod.” They are iPods.
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What a joke!
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”4. iPod nanos’ “distinctive touch-sensitive control wheel below the small display screen” do not “mimic the well-known iPod.” They are iPods.”
Whoa there, MDN, cool down. Yes, there are both iPods but, for example, the shuffle doen’t ”mimic the well-kmow iPod” and it’s an iPod.
You can pay me $404 Million and I’ll be glad to take over too. š
Plus just because it looks a Mac doesn’t mean it is, I bet there will be thousands of people tossing their expensive Dell laptops across the room because they will realize it still runs the crappie OS found on a $300 el cheapo Dell.
It’s absolutely stupid to pay big money for a single processor computer now unless it’s a dual processor/core as the entire industry is going over in 2006.
In fact here in October we might actually be seeing a dual-dual core PowerMac G5 and X-Servers with 970MP PPC’s from IBM. (yes I know about the Intel switch, but it’s going to be gradual transition, first laptops is my guess)
It will be terribly expensive, a QuadMac, most likely around $5000
Just more evidence that as the world changes constantl, journalists, who can;t write about the limited things they actually do know about (since they are usually yesterday’s news), have to pretend to be knowledgeable and make up silly stories on popular topics… They usually fail miserably as a result, and editors rarely realise this fact since they are just as cleless as well…
I should know I am an editor by profession, and I can honestly say that if my writers had to write about anything other than Apple, Steve Jobs, iPods, PCs, Windows (unfortunately), motorcycles, choppers and kustomising, I would be in some trouble…
Maybe that’s why the XPS laptop is so heavy – it’s encased in tungsten! That stuff is heavy!
Exotic? Yes! Practical? No!
Still costs more, does less than my PB.
The XPS series is butt ugly! It smacks of the design philosophy of the ’50’s when they said ” lets make our cars look like they go fast by putting rocket cones and jet aircraft fins on them!”
That’s is not the Apple approach, their approach is more akin to the Bauhaus “form is function” ideal. Strip to the essence and leave out decoration and embellishments. Once again they are comparing apples and … turds.
I read an article where Dell compared the new highline Dell computers to a Cadillac or a Lexus. A Lexus? WTF! This guy must have some pretty bad Crack! Maybe a Cadillac! Specifically a Cimeron! (a rebadged Cavalier!). If Lexus built thier vehicles like Dell builds computers, The entire staff of Lexus div of TMC would fall on thier swords in full public view as a matter of Honor! Although it is tough to decide the biggest insult Dell-Lexus or Lexus-Cadillac! IMHO.
I like his line: “..to save the company from MBAs run amok.” Probably about right.
So what if PC boxmakers produce a decent design? The point is rather wasted if it only runs something as ugly as Windows software.
Design itself is only half the issue of course. Quality, ground-breaking engineering is more important and Apple doeas both in spades.
my god…these people still think that it’s about pretty lines and colors.
I though Michael Dell stepped down at Dell some time back.
A “form is function” ideal would have allowed more space for extra hard drives in the G5 enclosure, without having to spend hundreds more for custom brackets, while compromising the G5’s cooling. The nano is the epitome of space aware design, the G5 the opposite.
One correction:
Pixar was founded by George Lucas and Ed Catmull as the computer graphics division of LucasFilm. It was purchased by Jobs for 10 million and given the name Pixar. Ed Catmull was “named” co-founder of Pixar.
I know it is nitpicking, but the entity that was LucasFilm’s computer graphics division was just renamed Pixar… so technically Steve Jobs just had the vision to know what that group could become.
It is also interesting to remember that for a long time Pixar was a hardware/software company (like Apple), but found that the market for their extremely high-end graphics workstations was pretty small. Having laid hands on a Pixar workstation all I can say is I am glad they decided to concentrate on films and Renderman.
Saying that the thing that differentiates Macs is their looks merely proves that the writer knows nothing of Macs.
The elegance starts deep inside the case, predominantly with the operating system. Everything else is mostly window-dressing ā¦ albeit exquisitely designed window-dressing.
The way that Apple hardware is designed is part of a larger process. Nothing superfluous is added, instead the design is refined and honed to the most perfect possible extent. Few companies will ever take the trouble to invest quite so much effort and emotion into the way that all the bits look and feel and how they work together.
Until Dell make a computer with the fit and finish of a Mac and with an elegant OS on the inside, it will be just another PC in a designer box.
āI though Michael Dell stepped down at Dell some time back.ā
I heard he had shut down his company, held a garage sale to sell its assets, and returned it to shareholders.
Hey, James Coates has always been a tool… He tries to be “impartial” but comes off looking (reading?) like a bafoon. His writing is so simplistic that sometimes I wonder what he’s really trying to say.
“Fact: Dell’s “designers” don’t threaten Apple’s design guru Jonathan Ive and won’t be winning any design awards outside those given by Dell’s marketing department.”
I am sure that they will win design awards somewhere. There are always French judges.
PF
Dell did step down a while ago, Kevin Rollins is now CEO @ Dell. Michael Dell is still Chairman at the company.
More info (if anyone is interested) here: http://www1.us.dell.com/content/topics/global.aspx/corp/biographies/en/index?c=us&l=en&s=corp
“I am sure that they will win design awards somewhere. There are always French judges.”
Oh brother
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The most gorgeous computer imaginable running Windows XP is still a computer running XP.
That being said, there is no competition right now for either the Mac aestetic OR the OS. Hands down.
That being said, there is no competition right now for either the Mac aestetic OR the OS. Hands down
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Really, what about the dynamic duo of Windows users: Masochism and Ignorance…?
I come up against this all the time. People still think macs are too expensive. I explain that there is no malware, adware etc. I also point out the robustness of the OS and how much fun they are. I also talk about the iLife package that comes installed and you know what happens; not bloody much.
Actually some of the people I talk to are going over to macs but given the problems that windows’ users have to put up with you’d expect more people to switch. Whyā¦windows is familiar, ubiquitous and they don’t think think that macs can communicate (backwards and forwards) with windows machines.
There’s an old saying that goes something like “You can take a horse to water but you can’t force it to drink.” Windows users might use ipods but an Apple computer, not (too) bloody likely.
I’ll still keep trying to convert those poor myopic windows’ users.
I must say, I often get a laugh out of your acerbic wit and there is no doubt that what Dell calls innovative design is indeed butt ugly, but I thought you were a little hard on this author. I don’t think they were saying anything unpleasant about Apple but were in fact highlighting what we all know being that everyone plays catch-up (unsuccessfully) to Apple and Dell is making an attempt to do so with their range of computers. Whom they think this range will appeal to is beyond me. And although they weren’t completely accurate about Jobs return to Apple, the average reader of their article probably couldn’t care less, but highlighting Steve’s return as being significant in Apple’s rise to success I think is. I’m sure they could also have expressed their description of the Nano more accurately too, but the warm fuzzy feeling they were suggesting you would get when holding one is important. I’m still waiting for my 4GB Black one to arrive.
Keep up the good work and bag those idiots like Endurle but be a little gentler on people who clearly like the products.
While design is nice, price rules…advantage Dell.
OK steve – make your bet, stake your house, your life et al on one or the other..is it Dell or Apple, is it price or innova-design?
When I was a child, a hamburger tasted just as good as a steak. But as I grew, I discovered how much better a Delmonico or Filet was.
For many, a Dell Windoz box is just the same as anything Apple puts out, just a little cheaper in their perception.
As far as it being more expensive and much more of a headache in the long run, most people are all about the instant gratification of being able to afford a machine a week earlier.
There are a few obstacles to people moving from Windoze to Mac.
1. Google Earth does not yet run on OSX.
2. Parts of Yahoo do not work on OSX (sports game stuff, listening to music).
3. Not enough places offer video in QT — too many offer only in WMA or Real.
These are three things I could think of off the top of my head that I’ve had to deal with.
There are a few obstacles to people moving from Windoze to Mac.
1. Google Earth does not yet run on OSX.
2. Parts of Yahoo do not work on OSX (sports game stuff, listening to music).
3. Not enough places offer video in QT — too many offer only in WMA or Real.
These are three things I could think of off the top of my head that I’ve had to deal with.
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First one is a non-issue
Second one.. really.. non issue.. you can get Widgets for all those piss-ant games
Third one.. *breath* do you really think Mac users can’t use WMV and Real files?
Seriously?
There is such as thing as WMP for Mac, you know. For the record, Apple is in 2nd place in marketshare, and gaining on WM.. Real is a lame duck.. they haven’t been relevant for about 5 years.
If you’re going to come up with reasons for switching, rest assured, all media files play on a Mac. Just like QT exists for both platforms.
“There are a few obstacles to people moving from Windoze to Mac.
1. Google Earth does not yet run on OSX.
2. Parts of Yahoo do not work on OSX (sports game stuff, listening to music).
3. Not enough places offer video in QT — too many offer only in WMA or Real.
These are three things I could think of off the top of my head that I’ve had to deal with.”
1. Not a critical app. for majority of users
2. I think this more of an Yahoo! issue than OS X — Online gaming, in my opinion, should be platform independent; but most of the games on Yahoo! require winblows to install software that the game needs… why can’t they just used Java. BTW, I play Yahho!Pool (developed in Java) on my PB without any problems.
3. That’s because most of these places were stupid enough to buy into M$ BS. Besides, this will change once, Apple opens their Video store. Than you will see tons of place flocking to provide their content in QT.
All this aside, WMV and Real have players avaiable for OS X.
Let’s unleash a deluge of nasty replies to this guy for writing a positive (if mistake-ridden) article! That ought to teach him to treat us Mac-zealots more appropriately. We need another Andrew Kantor supporting our zealotry!
Ooooo… Google Earth. I had to install it at work (Dell workstation) to try it out. I can’t wait until they get the Mac version running. The site does say they are working on it.
For those who haven’t seen it and hate PCs: Hold your nose, find a Windows box, and try it out!
What I want to know is, “a pocketknife with foldout spoon?” I’m haven’t brushed up on Victorinox’s latest offerings recently, but I’ve never heard of a knife with a foldout spoon, arguably the most ridiculous thing to try and squeeze into a pocketknife. Somebody tell me, has anyone ever seen a SAK or a Leatherman with any utensils in it outside of the cutlery?
Scoutmaster,
Yes, one of my Letherman super-tools has a weenie fork. Spoon? No.
Hmmm… can you buy design DNA? I mean design is in the DNA of Apple and its people. We know that efficiency is in the DNA of Dell. Can they buy design? Can Sim Wong Hoo help?
Didn’t Dell run an ad where they showed those interns being shown around Dell’s design department where they measure the buttons on an elevator, amongst other nonsense? Good luck to Dell, it’s almost as funny as Gates’ prototype PC that aped a Mac.