“Like no other, iPod Ashlee Simpson Karaoke Edition stands out. Virgin white, it features the new Apple Fast-Forward Click Button and, on the flip side, complete how to use instructions. Available for just $349, it comes with enough money to use a pay phone for calling your daddy, your agent or both, when you get caught lip syncing live on national television. We have also included some Kleenex for those special times when your entire fan base realizes your nothing but a talentless hack.”
“Unlike other members of the iPod family, iPod Ashlee Simpson Karaoke Edition makes lip syncing to music sheer delight. Taking a cue from our one-button computer mice, we have eliminated the confusion of five buttons and trimmed it down to a fast-forward. Just click the large button and you’re on to the next song! And you can certainly keep plenty of your music on this 20GB iPod. In fact, after purchasing and downloading ‘The Complete Ashlee Simpson,’ you’ll still have enough room for as many as 4,996 other songs.”
More information, features, and pictures of the new iPod Ashlee Simpson Karaoke Edition here.
The guy who made the site is secretly in love with her, but he doesn’t realise it.
She threatens him somehow
He probably wouldn’t have the balls to get up on stage anywhere.
Get a life loser
Hey The Dude,
Lay off he Simpson women. Lisa is the smartest of the bunch! And she plays a mean sax – and it’s not pre-recorded. And Homer? What an actor!
Think diffident…
I hope it works better than my Michael Jackson iPerv�. The clcik wheel keeps sticking, the sound goes in and out, and it takes the neighbor kid a half an hour to get it turned on.
Damn you eBay!
That was well done. Good job.
To all the kiddies who were bagging U2 for being old and uncool, well here’s a good example of a ‘cool’ modern day artist.
Hey whens the Ozzie Osbourn iPod coming out. You know, the one that has gaps ‘during’ the song.
“Simpson has claimed that acute acid reflux disease left her without a voice the night she was the musical guest on the live late-night show, leading to the decision to use a recording of her voice while performing. (In her letter to fans posted on her Web site, she called it “acid refux,” but you can’t expect a faux pop star to also be a medical expert.)”
This from the Washington Post
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A7915-2004Oct28.html?nav=hcmodule
Acid refux syndrome? Freudian error?
I don’t knock the girl for lip syncing. She still sounds better than jlo, brittney, and even her sister jessica. I say $#%! happens. She still gon be rich anyways. Lipsyncing or not. I don’t hate the playa, i hate the game.
Yeah yeah, Acid reflex, wardrobe malfunction, yeah yeah…