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if you want to watch me play with my pink that’s fine. i can show u how i rub my thumb in circles on it and where stuff plugs in :p
i been to google and all i can say is, set the poor thing free!
Hmmm….play with your pink? Rub your thumb in circles? and plugs in? Hmmmm. Definitely stirs some thoughts.
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Peeing with a Prince Albert is just like peeing without one, except you normally have to sit on the loo to pee like a girl otherwise a little jet of pee can come out the side of your todger and wet your pants.
I’ll leave it to your imaginations how I know that
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i think you’re missin out on life dave! lol
george, i don’t even want the think about getting a “prince albert in the can”
Judging by the way Ms Gordon writes, I get the impression she just desperately needs to get laid. Anyone going to offer?
I think anyone that offers is setting themselves up. She just might “hate, hate, hate the way you make love” even if you are fabulous.
i offered
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ps how does strapping yourself out of sight make a guy look better anyway ?? what fun is that?
Well then. If Mac Beth is really curious about it, Dave can show his while she shows her pink. BTW, Mac Beth, I heard the port is a bit tight, is that right? 😀
well, one of em more than the other. you just gotta wiggle it tho, it’ll go in.
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Why do I feel that any moment, Mrs Slocam will make a joke about her pussy?
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