“Get out the seltzer bottles, shaving cream pies, and slide whistles because the Forbes clown circus is coming to town and driving the car is Bert Dohmen,” The Macalope writes for Macworld.
For an investor “market share” is very important. – Bert Dohmen, “Apple: Icon, Icahn Or iGone?” – Forbes, December 10, 2014
The Macalope writes, “Further proof that the Wall Street Journal is printed with ink containing high levels of lead, mercury, and possibly a third yet-to-be-discovered element that will one day be known as Stupidium.”
Market share for other Apple products has been declining for several years. That means the competition is gaining. – Bert Dohmen
The Macalope writes, “Gaining what? Well, there’s market share and, uh… market share. They certainly aren’t gaining customer loyalty or profit share. But market share is very important because adkfjad;lkajfadf [honk-honk] [seltzer bottle spray]”
Much more in the full article here.