14 years later, Michael Dell tries to walk back Apple attack, but fails

“Much has changed in technology over the past 14 years, including Michael Dell’s forecast for the industry’s biggest player, Apple,” Mark Milian reports for CNN.

“At a tech conference in October 1997, Dell was asked what he would do with Apple if he were in charge of the beleaguered company,” Milian reports. “‘What would I do? I’d shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders,’ Dell replied.”

“When asked about his famous statement on Tuesday at a conference in San Francisco, Dell paused to ponder the question as the audience laughed loudly,” Milian reports. “‘It’s a great question and a great opportunity to clarify what I said,’ Dell said. ‘The meaning of my answer was that I am the CEO of Dell. I don’t think of being a CEO of any other company… I am not a CEO for hire,’ the Dell chief said.”

Milian reports, “We’ll never know how Jobs would have responded to Dell’s about-face. But when an Apple employee asked the newly installed interim CEO in 1997 about Dell’s original statement, according to venture capitalist and former Apple employee John Lilly, Jobs said, ‘F*** Michael Dell.'”

MacDailyNews Take: “About-face?” Where? Dell did no such thing.

“I’d shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders” does not mean “I am the CEO of Dell.” After 14 years, Dell wants to pretend that we’re all too stupid to understand what he meant by “I’d shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders.”

The fact is: After nearly a decade and a half, Michael Dell is still not man enough to publicly apologize and admit his stupidity. That’s probably as good a reason as any why his company, a peddler of cheap, consumer-grade, plastic crap, is a floundering mess that the Apple Steve Jobs built could buy three times over just with cash on-hand.

F*** Michael Dell, indeed.

Michael Dell

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53 Comments

  1. I think the real thing to realize in this article is this: Michael Dell is not Steve Jobs. When Steve jobs returned to the reigns at Apple, the organization was a mess. Regardless of how much money they had saved up, they had no clear direction, and any good CEO knows that is the death of a company, no matter how much money they have. I’m quite certain that anyone else put in the situation Jobs was in would have tried to sell off chunks or merge, but Jobs had vision, which is exactly what Apple needed. It was Steve Jobs that made Apple a household word, and Michael Dell couldn’t have done that.

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