Microsoft Corporation, on their Zune website today stated the obvious. Zune hardware is dead:
“We recently announced that, going forward, Windows Phone will be the focus of our mobile music and video strategy, and that we will no longer be producing Zune players. So what does this mean for our current Zune users? Absolutely nothing. Your device will continue to work with Zune services just as it does today. And we will continue to honor the warranties of all devices for both current owners and those who buy our very last devices.”
MacDailyNews Take: It’s dead. No, it’s not. Yes, it is.
Microsoft. Can’t even knife the baby cleanly.
One last time, for old times’ sake:
[Attribution: AppleInsider. Thanks to MacDailyNews readers too numerous to mention individually for the heads up.]
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Zune, you just got Zuned!
How the Zune got named. Article at:
http://blog.sfgate.com/techchron/2006/11/14/name-that-zune/
Ugh, some of the sickest sh!t I’ve ever read…
Ford: ‘We will no longer be producing Pintos’
Sony: “We will no longer be producing Betamax.”
McCoy: “He’s dead, Jim.”
Intuit: Hey Mac users, screw you.
McCoy: “I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer!”
Spock: “It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it.”
Mr. Clean: Hey, where did you find such a clean toilet for that photo?
Have to agree, Microsoft did a really poor job of killing the Zune. Just like their whole approach, who cares about quality and doing things right……. Just muddle ahead and make money…
Just a thought,
en
But what will happen to ZuneTang?
Will ZuneTang have to change his name now?
Yes. PoonTang!
BingTang here! Get your Zunes while they last. Remember “Plays for Sure.”
Windows PhoneTang just doesn’t have the same passion….
It’s comments like these that make me wish for a ‘like’ button on MDN.
+1
Will ZuneTang join the bald headed club and call himself Ballmer’sTang now?
ZT called “Ballmer’s Bitch” is more like it… Poor ZuneTang, guess his Zune “squirted” all over itself when it got the news!
you realize that ZT is using satire right?
Thank you. This has always been my impression too.
CobertTang?
That’s Col
I did not know that Microsoft was still making the Zune. That and I have never seen a Zune on the streets. EVER!
Did they give them away as Christmas gifts to the employees on the west coast?
So now they are going to give the Windows Phone a try. Idiots, haven’t they done enough damage already?
I’ve never seen one on the streets either Jersey, only in Walmart display cases.
I have yet to ever seen one anywhere at all. I wonder if the “me too” Microsoft Stores will suffer the same fate as so many of the other “me too” things MS has done.
I saw one, once, at a Super Bowl party. I was surprised. Other than that, nada.
——RM
Chicago Cubs: ‘We will no longer be producing baseball teams’
play fair…………
I thought they stopped that 103 years ago. 😉
WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Say it isn’t so, Microsoft! Both of your existing customers r going to be ticked!! The POOP BROWN ZUNE will have to go to the Smithsonian now! Right down the toilet!!! Ha!
iPod, killer.
I hope both people who bought the Zune receive this information.
I bet you smug MAC lemmings think your lame I-Pod killed the ultimate I-Pod killer. Think again. Have you seen the Terminator movies? It’s like that. Zune will be back better and stronger than ever. I think we’re witnessing even more brilliant strategy from Microsoft. All this announcement says is ‘Zune II’ can’t be far away. It’s loud and clear, and hopefully Zune II will be ready for the upcoming holiday shopping season.
Here’s my wish list for the next Zune: bring the classic brown color back, Microsoft makes another audio format like WMA-plus which is only playable on Microsoft devices, Points in the form of printed stamps you collect at retail outlets, Special Zune social nights at Microsoft stores, Office integration like PowerPoint mobile…
Microsoft you know what to do. Now quash those dumpy I-Pods once and for all.
Your Potential. Our Passion.
I concur ZT. Microsoft will birth the next brown Zune II model out of your rear orifice.
Welcome back ZT
“Points in the form of printed stamps you collect at retail outlets”
– Classic!
ZT, you’ve still got it!
ZT, brilliant as always! Yo’ da man!!
=:~)
Zune, ma man! When they bring it back, you will have your chance to promote a powdered breakfast drink, available only in brown “with a delicious ‘shitrus’ flavor: Zune Tang, of course!!
LOL
Hands down the funniest post ever!
+100
We missed you.
You had me at
Zune II
Bravo!
ZT is right. I would like for MS to rename the unique feature “Squirt” to “Ejaculate Your Songs”. Instead of firing off one song to a friend in a stream, it should go in spurts until all the song data has been spent. Then they can add haptic feature with it. As your Zune Ejaculates the song you can feel it’s working because your Zune throbs as each data stream is shot to your friend. Cool right?
IT’S HAMMER TIME!!!
Come on C1, take credit for years of classic ZT satire.
Hardly. Zune is a PLATFORM! You can’t kill a magnificent ecosystem like Zune with its points and super awesome integration with all things Microsoft! Consumers everywhere are asking “how can I extract myself from MAC’s oppressive iTunes tyranny?”—especially after a decade releasing a horrifying plague of I-Phones and I-Pods, each more disappointing and disaterous then the previous one.
There’s a way out. Thank goodness there’s Zune.
Call ’em “Brown Chip Stamps”…
I bring the classic brown color back several times a day.
Occasionally, however, there’s a surprise…
I’ve often wondered who had to buy the Zune that is featured so prominently in that photo. Quite literally flushing money down the toilet.
But that would mean that the Zune is money…Maybe ZT is right…
Join the Social….at the recycling center.
There should be a creative writing webby award for fake trolls like Zune Tang….
Sadly, there doesn’t seem to be anybody who’s anywhere near his class.
Are they going to have a funeral in Redmond?
If not, how about organizing one? Like a flash mob,
someone better tell the BBC, still have podcast link for Zune, I suppose Zune will live on in WinMo. In contrast with the Zune ( which I have never seen in the UK), there must be thousands of WinMo phones in the UK.
Classic stuff – we missed you!
Microsoft announced this today to upstage the iPhone/iOS 5 announcement.
Absolutely brilliant! Everybody will be laughing so hard that they will forget this is iDay!
“…we will continue to honor the warranties of all devices for both current owners and those who buy our very last devices”
Just in case you thought that they discontinued Zune because they were no longer delusional.
That was predicted since its start… M$ should shut down and give its money to the sh…… NO: to the US government. It’s not even a trillion, but it could help to, at least, fill the GWB gap!
iPod Killed. Not the first mobile device from Microsoft that will suffer ignominious defeat at the hands of Cupertino. Their hubris shot down in flames. Great timing noting Apple’s big mobile event today and more proof of the new tech Kingly reign going forward of the vastly superior Apple. (Microsoft will continue playing the part of the terminally late Village Idiot.)
“So what does this mean for our current Zune user?”
Actually, I wished MSFT would have kept producing Zunes. If nothing else purely as a sign of MonkeyBoy’s incompetence. Oh well. All good things have to come to an end I suppose.
Oh man I was planning on buying one of those. Oh well i guess I’ll have to get something else, I think I’ve heard some rumors about a new iPhone coming out soon