“It seems as if we can’t go two days without some ridiculous, who-cares, Apple rumor or scandal,” John C. Dvorak writes for PC Magazine. “Will someone on the Apple board do us all a favor and in Steve Jobs’ absence name Lindsey Lohan as the new Apple CEO?”
“Next week will be Apple week, and Obama and anyone else looking for the limelight should take a note,” Dvorak writes. “This would be an ideal time commit a crime, because nobody will even notice.”
“iPad II. Or will it be the iPad 2? How about the iPad Deux? This is the single most gossiped about device in history,” Dvorak writes. “I don’t care, and I even know it will have two cameras and a better screen… The motivation for having two cameras is so you can do face to face video chatting. They introduced this feature on the iPhone 4 and immediately everyone tried it out, but then never actually used the feature.”
Dvorak writes, “Whatever the case the new iPad will be a huge success and everyone who bought the first iPad will rush out to buy this one next, so they can read the newspaper on it.”
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MacDailyNews Take: Johnny’s run completely out of material.
John, it must be hell to be you.
Johnny’s readership must be down. It is another troll piece, designed to garner hits and then the inevitable Johnny explanation a/k/a apology.
What an idiot. I guess writing about PCs gets boring though. Nobody gives a crap about them, or him.
He used to be the columnist to read (BYTE Magazine days) but he’s just insufferable now.
Such a bitter, grumpy, frumpy grinch he is.
“…everyone who bought the first iPad will rush out to buy this one next, so they can read the newspaper on it.”
Like they can’t do exactly that already on the first iPad.
Dvorak = Clueless TechTard journalist geezer.
Go take your Arisept John C.
What a jester