“Steven Smith, aka, the Zune Tattoo Guy or Mszunefan has abruptly ended his man-love obsession with all things Zune, willfully defecting to the tender Touch of Apple’s iPod after realizing Zune sucks. Smith was no casual Zune zombie, he was the most recognized Zune fanatic in the product’s history along with being a regular Zune Scene forum contributor and a three time tattooed fan boy. In his forum summary he appropriately listed his position as ‘Emperor Zune.’ At one point he investigated changing his legal name to ‘Microsoft Zune’ before waking up to his own unique version of coyote ugly. For Steven Smith, the Zune honeymoon is over,” iPhone Savior reports.
“I spoke to Smith by phone as he waxed on about the failings of Zune, his disappointment in the progress of the product line and his new iPod Touch. ‘The thing that pisses me off is that Microsoft is not advancing the Zune software, it’s obviously the bastard child in Microsoft’s product line,’ said Smith,” iPhone Savior reports.
“Smith gushed over the feel of his new 16GB iPod Touch which he purchased after owning an 80GB iPod Classic for less than 72 hours.’It’s super thin and does some really neat stuff like tilting to go into cover flow,’ Smith said. ‘I also like watching movies on it. I can go anywhere to get iPod accessories, that’s not the case with Zune stuff in Iowa,'” iPhone Savior reports.
Full article here.
Zune Tattoo Guy on why he dumped Zune (Caution: expletives abound):
Direct link to video here.
Whoops, sorry. Zune Tattoo Guy on why he dumped Zune (Caution: expletives abound):
Direct link to video here.
[Thanks to MacDailyNews Readers too numerous to mention for the heads up.]
This fat poor bastard’s 15 seconds of fame were 15 seconds too many.
A worse iPod endorser we cannot be bothered to imagine.
“And Please Please stop thinking for yourself. Apple will now be doing that for you.”
True. Apple is our Matrix.
Rudge,
That almost brought a tear to my eye. Almost.
If you think this is funny you should go here:
Zune Insider and read how these guys are gushing over reverse sync like it’s the ipod killer. Somehow I don’t think they get it.
Really a good informative article and useful clippings I sawn and I don’t mean the actual tattooing but how much does it cost just to work with a tattoo artist to design a tattoo? Temporary Tattoos
Thanks in advance.
A surreal moment?
Suppose there is this clown with land adjacent to yours. You both raise cattle. Your bozoid neighbor uses this schmantzy geometric ‘Z’ pattern as his cattle brand. ‘Um, OK. Just keep your cows out of my pasture!’
And then bozo’s cows start jumping the fence from his land onto your land in droves, eating your grass, boinking your cattle, crossbreeding, Herefords and Aberdeens living together, mass hysteria.
Is that really a good thing? What if the ‘Z’ branded cattle bring Mad Cow Disease with them? Bozo treats his cattle very poorly, so who know’s what problems they have. Sure you have more cattle now, but at what cost?
I say shoot them all in the head and sell the meat to McDonalds!