Apple Canada preps staff for upcoming ‘secret’ event

“Apple Canada is gearing up some of its representatives in advance of an upcoming event,” Electronista reports.

“Key staff are being asked to travel to the company’s Markham, Ontario regional headquarters for discussions that are taking place today,” Electronista reports.

“The discussions are considered secret, and staff contacted regarding the nature of the meetings have declined comment on any specifics,” Electronista reports. “However, they allude to preparations for upcoming Apple developments rather than a regularly scheduled meeting.”

More in the full article here.

Some secret. The bloodbath doth cometh.

39 Comments

  1. @Cubert
    yup we (in Montreal anyway) are royally pissed about being left out of the cup finals. Damn Philly lunkheads anyway. Don’t worry we won’t do that get drunk and burn down the White House thing again. We are thinking more along the lines of getting drink, going to Philly and burn down the Whack-off Centre arena.

  2. @Ampar

    You’ve exposed Minnesota’s diabolical plan to annex Canada with their National Guard. Probably just as well since Minnesota doesn’t really want the French Canadians either.

  3. @ Danno Bonano

    “We will woo you with maple syrup, Canadian bacon, good beer, good manners and great music. Just think about it, you wake up, have a great breakfast listening to Celine Dion all the while being served by polite, attractive people. And, you don’t have to worry about guns. We don’t use guns. We use tasers. We find them more effective for dealing with non-Canadians. Why use a bullet when you can send 40,000 volts through someone’s body. Dance, monkey, dance. It explains Balmer and his previous tirade. We attached a taser in the front of his pants and gave the remote control to Mike Myers.

    iPhone? iWhy? Because iCan! iEh? iCanada our home and native land…..True patriot love, in all the sons command. (Notice the reference to the Apple Command key in our national anthem!)”

    This is the best comment ever that I’ve seen on MDN besides Zune Tang’s. That was hilarious and I’m from Canada.

  4. @Buster
    There seems to be a common theme with us Canucks invading the US and burning stuff down. Particularly in and around Philly

    Of course we export all the Molson Canadian we can and tell them “it’s the good stuff” ” width=”19″ height=”19″ alt=”raspberry” style=”border:0;” />

  5. “You’ve exposed Minnesota’s diabolical plan . . .”

    I thought it also involved secretly exporting lutefisk.

    “Lutefisk is not food, it is a weapon of mass destruction.”
    – Jeffrey Steingarten

    (MP – “put it in water.” Funny!)

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