“Apple Canada is gearing up some of its representatives in advance of an upcoming event,” Electronista reports.
“Key staff are being asked to travel to the company’s Markham, Ontario regional headquarters for discussions that are taking place today,” Electronista reports.
“The discussions are considered secret, and staff contacted regarding the nature of the meetings have declined comment on any specifics,” Electronista reports. “However, they allude to preparations for upcoming Apple developments rather than a regularly scheduled meeting.”
More in the full article here.
Some secret. The bloodbath doth cometh.
They must feeling the effects of the Zune’s arrival in Canada!
Ha!
I want an ehPhone
@Danno Bonano
Celine Dion?????? C’mon, there are lots more to choose from than Celine up here eh?
I don’t even want to know where the universal dock cable goes on the iMountie
@Ampar, I’ll have you know, our military helicopters are now spontaneously crashing 18% less often!
But the secret to sinking a Canadian battleship is still the same as a decade ago: put it in water.
“Markham, Ontario”
Doesn’t this exotic location name just ooze mystery, elegant devices, and high-stakes international intrigue!
@Cubert
yup we (in Montreal anyway) are royally pissed about being left out of the cup finals. Damn Philly lunkheads anyway. Don’t worry we won’t do that get drunk and burn down the White House thing again. We are thinking more along the lines of getting drink, going to Philly and burn down the Whack-off Centre arena.
Announcement of headless Mac Pro mini, Apple iTablet, and multiTouch Pippin 2!!!
@Ampar
You’ve exposed Minnesota’s diabolical plan to annex Canada with their National Guard. Probably just as well since Minnesota doesn’t really want the French Canadians either.
@Buster,
Too funny! Here we refer to it as the Walk-all-over-ya Center (what Wachovia does to their customers on a daily basis).
Some secret!
@ Danno Bonano
“We will woo you with maple syrup, Canadian bacon, good beer, good manners and great music. Just think about it, you wake up, have a great breakfast listening to Celine Dion all the while being served by polite, attractive people. And, you don’t have to worry about guns. We don’t use guns. We use tasers. We find them more effective for dealing with non-Canadians. Why use a bullet when you can send 40,000 volts through someone’s body. Dance, monkey, dance. It explains Balmer and his previous tirade. We attached a taser in the front of his pants and gave the remote control to Mike Myers.
iPhone? iWhy? Because iCan! iEh? iCanada our home and native land…..True patriot love, in all the sons command. (Notice the reference to the Apple Command key in our national anthem!)”
This is the best comment ever that I’ve seen on MDN besides Zune Tang’s. That was hilarious and I’m from Canada.
@Buster
There seems to be a common theme with us Canucks invading the US and burning stuff down. Particularly in and around Philly
Of course we export all the Molson Canadian we can and tell them “it’s the good stuff”
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“You’ve exposed Minnesota’s diabolical plan . . .”
I thought it also involved secretly exporting lutefisk.
“Lutefisk is not food, it is a weapon of mass destruction.”
– Jeffrey Steingarten
(MP – “put it in water.” Funny!)